Content from August 2002
- "This is me and my bro when i was about 3 years old. I am a regular Beethoven!"
- The guy laying on his stomach on the couch just farted.
- "...because you love the taste of pussy!"Well, that pun's kind of a stretch.
- They spent a total of fourteen seconds adding the little Jennifer Aniston clip-art clover!
- You're supposed to wipe those things off before you sit down.
- Allen Iverson's mug shot! As in, he looks like he was just mugged and shot.
- Uh, is this f'real?
- How to handle (or not handle) hecklers
- You have 3 options here: 1. Add To Cart 2. Frame It 3. MOUNT ON WOOD! The decision is easy.
- I think the guy all the way on the right is enjoying himself. And I think the girls are regretting themselves.
- "Was just typing random url's and I came across this... weird shit man..."
- Eh, why not. Just pretend it's a couple pillows or something.
- "Every year we get Christian PReachers at WWU pissing everyone off. People constantly protest, but this guy should get an award or something."
- Don't mind if I do, teach!
- Oh... wow... please tell me this was a really good art student's project or something. Please.
- This guy dates regular girls.
- Remember that scene from Scanners?
- AVRIL LAVIGNE'S HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK PICS!!! Whyja gassa gossa meesa massa complicated?
- ... It's a great place to go for a nibble!
- Consumers First... right after lots of cocaine and a little peyote.
- At least he knows what team he's on.
- Oh gosh... another "Priceless" moment
- I guess this guy is a badass?
- "This usually hangs on the bathroom door in my apartment"
- George W Bush morphs! Neato!
- Sat on some peanuts I guess
- They've got lots of Starbucks?
- Yeah, if your car looks like a bloody whale, it goes faster.
- Don't hook up without it!
- A couple Lions cooling down after a hard pratice.
- 420? More like 840!!! Or an even bigger number!
- This puts all the pictures of animals sleeping next to beercans to shame.
- Football players can be aggressive!
- "This is actually a picture of a television w/ Michael Jackson on it. It hasn't been altered... pretty fucked up, huh?"
- I'm guessing yes, when you're in high scool doing it.
- If only it were true...
- "My friend got bored one day..."
- "Uhh, ma'am... We're gonna need you to put your hands on the squad car."
- "Yes, I want it cleaned right here and now!"
- The longest bull fight in history
- Wow, too bad we're so afraid of public transportation!
- Not your normal job interview
- Not being able to masturbate is worse than it sounds, I guess.
- More like Man's best joke!!!11
- REALLY REAL!!! (not really)
- A lot of my college friends are also "drinking consultants."
- No wonder she kept it in her pocket!
- BONAR 2000 sounds like the world's coolest robot.
- I hope Mr. Niger Innis has a good sense of humor, or that MSNBC's on-air graphics person can run fast.
- Yep, another damn dog ad
- Somebody's got a secret...
- "Welcome home. Now mow the lawn!"
- ICFS Disorder and Celebrity Kid Growth
- Shrink this down and you've got a postage stamp commemorating retardation.
- For the idiot boyfriend
- It's too bad that Jesus is a non-renewable energy source made from compressed biological waste!
- You won't be seeing this in your Happy Meal anytime soon...
- "This is a local Indian restaurant... I would be eat there, but I don't want to share."
- In July, you can put corduroy pants on it!
- Bad thing to have happen on a date
- "The back of a Marlboro box I picked up in Brazil."
- I love the idea that the USA has illegal plants. God bless European drug policy.
- This is a humorous photograph that depics a young man who is making light of homo-sexuality.
- For some reason, this article makes me feel really good about myself.
- That's not what your trainer had in mind by "bench press", Chunk.
- Me love you long ti...oh shit!
- "You can thank me later. People ask me why I take my camera with me everywhere, this is why."
- Something Lance Armstrong doesn't have the balls to do
- I think I'll pass on making a holocaust joke here, thank you very much.
- If I had a list of all the people in the world and had to rank how much I wanted to make out with each of them, these guys would probably be on it.
- "I drove through Hicksville USA today. While passing by a house I noticed the rear end of a truck was propped up over a lawn chair in a white trash yard. Is this person using old pieces of cars to block the sun rather than buying an umbrella at Wal-
- This guy is probably a candidate for tonight's coveted "Least Likely to Get Any, Ever" award.
- This is the way coffee pots were meant to be used!
- "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..."
- Celebs wear makeup?
- A road near West Chester, PA. Try to not fashion vaginas out of sandpaper, guys.
- Nothing's better than drunk, dumb, and kinda gay!
- "This is what happen when people listen to Rap Music in Kentucky."
- I sure hope that our kids don't ask us about Ashcroft the way we ask our parents about Hitler.
- Butt is it art?
- "Just let it all go. I'll get your hair."
- Cops are assholes.
- The STD-immune ones!
- We have to put up the occasionally picture of this caliber... without evil, there can be no good.
- The kid everyone should have!
- Reporter gets hit live on the air... awesome.
- We were initially mad at this guy for submitting such a lame picture, but then realized we could punish him by actually putting it up.
- Who let the dogs out?!?! This ad!!!
- I'd have to say that the lamb on the box is a lot sexier and more inviting than the actual doll.
- It's kind of easy to pick up the habit when all your friends are constantly doing it.
- I guess if they were cold, they wouldn't talk to you?
- I certainly hope that's not really her email address.
- "Its a screenshot in GTA3 when someone I know found an area they weren't supposed to see."
- 550 what? Wangs?
- I guess this is good for your health?
- "On the last day of school (This is from high school) people thought it would be 'cool' to drive their tractors to school."
- Two girls, white cotton panties, kissing, what could be better...
- One of the roughest hockey fights you'll ever see
- Retarded "thugs."
- Why not just make an "I'm not a lesbain" sign?
- We may never know...
- Extreme fun and extreme pain all at the same time
- You know you have those brothers who spend all that work and money into buying a kegerator.... and then there's those who would rather just not keep food in their apartments refrigerator.
- A skateboarder falling off trying a MASSIVE drop
- Electricity and Other Things They Cut Off
- "On a box of cigarettes I bought in Canada."
- "My friend Ryan went to China and took this picture of what Col. Sanders looks like in the far east"
- A Beastiality Resturant for the Whole family.
- Healthy advice given from Marks and Spencer clothing
- Dude, Grannie sure rolls a fat one.
- Basically the definition of "frustrating"
- This kid deserves "CollegeHumor's Student of The Year" award, even though we don't have one.
- "Dude, your Mom's a ho. Like really." Taken in Schenectady, NY
- HITS-FM radio station has a small problem with their new truck
- In the immortal words of Peter Townshend, "I hope I die before I get old."
- There's always one...
- ... or don't use care. Whichever.
- ...And you thought Abercrombie helped get you girls.
- World's first stoner brothel
- It seems like you can't go anywhere without seeing at least three.... Here's what I think...
- My girlfriend works in a dentist's office. So a month ago, this lady calls up and says her son has a sore on his gums and it has pus in it and it smells really bad. He came in to get it checked out and this was the diagnosis slip...
- Ad for "Tits and Ass Beer"- the best way to get laid
- SCIENCE ROCKS AND SO DOES THIS PIC!
- Irony at its finest, and yes, it's real.
- Desperate cripple with an interesting approach at the Warped Tour.
- Possibly the gayest military force known to man.
- UPS TRUCK OF FURY!!! Overnight straight from hell!
- Not sure if this really counts as an accident; maybe they were trying to do something else!
- "We had a huge windstorm that knocked over some trees. Apparently there is another car under there somewhere."
- Sex is such a beautiful thing.
- I guess they had to call it "County" instead of "Country". From Stevens Point, Wisconsin.
- A nice little homemade action short. Watch out, Todd Solondz!
- Another fucking lawsuit for the House of Batteries.
- What a "monumental" wang. Also, very "pointy".
- This way to the village idiot (guy who took this picture and thought it was LOL-tastic)
- I actually took this myself at the LA zoo. Kind in-your-face, ain't it?
- Crop Circles: Man-made or fake?
- "this is my drunk ass roomate... we are military... and we always think he is a homo... make up a good homosexual title for him... peace out"
- Don't like the singer? Take care of it at Jonathan's.
- One of the worst cases of blue balls we've ever seen. Thanks, Amsterdam.
- From South Park... ad for the Alabamaman doll.
- I kinda get it, but kinda don't at all.
- Is this an ad or a requirement?
- A kid loses his cool with another kid in a fast food join. WARNING: This video is more realistic than reality itself. (movie requires DIVX to view)
- "Missed Days, Finals, Annunciation, and Moving Out"
- When Pigeons Fly
- It's difficult enough that the contestants can't fly...
- Club that got by PETA
- Shouldnt we have been asking this question since he started hanging out with a monkey?
- Thought you might appreciate the subtlety of this ad for a sexual lubricating gel. It looks innocent enough until you look closely at the details.
- "You are under arrest for eating glue."
- Not only is he angry.. he's provacative!
- How to get your dog to hate you.
- Is this guy lucky, or not lucky?
- "We live in a boring Texas town and down the street is Deepwood Elementary School. What else were we to do?"
- Zero to shitty in 3.5
- Ronald gets a treat.
- The first taste of heaven that leads straight to hell
- ..more like LAIDybugs!
- Interesting way of revenge...
- More like TRUCK o' FIRE!!!11
- I guess this guy's getting lunch?
- Hulk don't like you if you work at Crate and Barrel!
- Travelin' Doggie Style.
- "How many people do you know that can read, but cannot operate a cheese slice without instructions?"
- Piggin' out Doggie Style.
- This is how the Easter Bunny is chosen every year. The one surviving delivers the eggs. (This is also where Monty Python got the idea for the killer rabbit in "Holy Grail")
- Why you should always wear your seatbelt.
- Offensive restaurant in garmisch
- Talk about shrinkage!
- "Coastal Pikes pissing on Clemson chi phi" Can't imagine anything more gross, to be honest.
- He's Out! Cold! (no balls in face jokes, sorry)
- Goodbye, New York, Goodbye
- "Linda use to be overwieght, the cause...too much photoshop"
- Kid shows how happy he is to be in the picture. Or how itchy he is.
- When hockey turns SEXY!
- "A hilarious car review; equivalent to the L.A. Freeway?"
- beep boop bop bop halloween!
- it's a massager alright, just not an external one...
- Don't drink and drive. Unless you're driving a train.
- "There are classes, too?"
- Maybe they mean "Keep left, right?"
- You know why he's smiling...
- But honey, it's only 15 calories!
- Photoshop can make you mean!
- Photoshop can make you look like a chipmunk!
- Either the world's strongest fingers or world's lightest man
- Even the Crocidle Hunter would say CRICKEY to this one!