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Content from September 2002

• As if yoga instructors didn't scare enough people already...
• I hope he took a regular shower before his punch bath, or I'm not getting in.
• Dude...where's my car? Oh, there.
• Why do they make walls out of such shitty material? Aren't building supposed to last more than, like, five years?
• The ending of Bad Dudes is even better than the beginning! They must have known about Ronnie's Alzee's.
• Our new sponsor. Psyche. Not. Sike.
• Come on, they HAD to know!
• "I found "Amanda" here when I was in some weird sex chatroom. Moral of the story? Check someone's profile BEFORE you tell them about your fantasies..."
• Not your typical green circle (sorry if you don't ski and didn't get that)
• Fungi, Octopi, What's the Plural of Bus? (Part II)
• Good roommate prank followed by lots and lots of laughing
• "Check out the old man in the middle of the picture. What the hell is he thinking?"
• Used for what? Slaughter?
• You know this is a legitimate sticker- check out the "Comic Sans" font!
• Bostonians apparently need to be told this. I guess there's a problem with it there - though Rochester has "Never Shake a Baby" commercials.
• "Parked near our camp site in Lake George, NY this summer."
• Go out in style. As in go out forever.
• Wow, who knew that frogs were 3/5 shit!!!?
• I'd love to be known in prison as "The Condom Vandal"
• It's either him or the guy in the Creed shirt.
• They should have left a phone number!
• "Uh, yeah... let's go there."
• The best one since:The Little MermaidGetting InAmelie
• "We took this picture at Round Table and it was funny at the time."Time is the white man's invention, bitch!
• Less illegal substances, less crime. Less crime, less prisons. Less prisons, more schools. More schools, better bongs. Better bongs, more, uh,,
• "My little brother nathan, im so proud of him, haha hes gonna regret this"
• Jack Bauer makes a single, costly mistake
• The best thing about this picture is how much that guy's erect penis looks like a face. Go basic training!
• No BJs while wearing baseball caps.
• I love how blonde is spelled wrong here... just makes it that much more real!
• If anyone ever set the standards for subtle, classy humor, it was this guy. Though bananas do look like a penis that got lawnmowered.
• "This is what happens when you put marshmallow bunnies and a Cadbury chocolate egg in the microwave..."
• In case you're wondering, it's when you snap her neck and get it on a riding mower.
• "Lynchburg College freshman (Female, of course) floors it instead of braking, car jumps curb, flighs down embankment, lands on Tahoe and Probe. Yay."
• I wonder how many times per day she has to read her own shirt to not feel like putting her head in the oven.
• "The real pot of gold at the end of the rainbow (my Irish family loved this one)."
• "We were trying to be patriotic with the Statue of Liberty, but the knight's helmet that she's holding looks like something completely different."
• Yeah. Words. Get it? Not what they expected. What happened to my words? That is not what I meant.
• "This girl cut in front of me in the guys bathroom at a bar in U of Minn. So a took a picture of her poopin'."
• Russian teenage lesbian pop group "Tatu." My new favorite band. Everyone's new favorite band.
• Nothing beats fake home movies...
• How to trap a kitten
• "Yeah, so what if all my friends who bought bikes were hospitalized? I got this 'cycle shit on lockdown!"
• Shocking seems so great, so exciting. Especially two days later when your trying to take that quiz and your hand smells so bad you can't even focus on what class you're in.
• The worlds first plane flown by a computer! Too bad the programmers fucked up.
• "We learned about irony in our English class. UW-Madison."
• Later that night, the man became animated, put on war paint, and fucked this kid with an axe.
• You need a whole building for that?
• This church seems pretty confident. Obviously hasn't met my exgirlfriend.
• "Honey, that's something of a tall order, but I'll give it my all!"
• Long live high school bullies! Of course, the kid should have known it was coming. Look at his T-shirt!
• A guy gets pissed at the Microsoft paperclip. I think they should have rehearsed a little better, though.
• CH__CH: What's missing? UR! (you are!)Or, "underage retribution."
• Whose party was it, Spider-Man's? Because, he can climb things.
• Finally, something to make professional sports worth masturbating to. From Florida-Miami football game, 9/7/02.
• "Here is a picture of our fraternity dog who never got fed so had to resort to the constant food supply of puke. Go WSU!!!!!" Ew.
• Red, white, blue, and a little bit of brown.
• "I found this leaf outside exactly like this--no alterations to the leaf were made whatsoever. I guess hatred does appear in nature."
• Hey, it's our friend Dave, who used to do tech stuff when we were working with Zilo! Hi Dave! Remember when you Brunkski'd the belly dancer? That rocked.
• If that's not the most brazen piece of propaganda I've seen all year then call me someone who didn't watch the Super Bowl.
• It certainly does!
• Do monkeys like getting pleasured by humans? I mean, not that I was totally thinking about it in every detail just now.
• "We told them it was for a school fund raiser so we got 150 dozen doughnuts for 150 bucks."Good job, guys, fuck charity.
• Japanase Snot Porn! The salarymen digest it with dignity on their 500-kilometer commutes!
• "Puking and pissing on the President of our university's porch. What a way to end the semester."
• Is that like the ball room at Chuck E. Cheese's?
• Shit... they should have used one of those new Daewoo SUVs instead.
• What's he doing, trying to scare the license plate?
• "My buddy in the Marines sent me this while he was out with an expeditionary force in the middle east. Shocker goes world wide."
• "This sign was up on campus for a few months before anyone realized that it wasn't a real frat and took the sign down."
• Schlotsky's. A great fast-food chain. A remarkable patriotic butthole.
• First, high-resolution digital monsters, now genetically modified watermelons made cubical for space saving purposes. Japan, you shame us.
• I'm just in love with the idea that she "licked her way into the Guiness Boook of Records."
• "I made this mobile for my friend's new baby boy. It should keep the little guy intrigued."
• "So I was on my way to class at Susquehanna University, and I noticed two grasshoppers gettin it on right outside of my town house's front walk."THAT IS SO FUCKING OBSCENE.
• A man gets it in the nuts from a tennis ball! The guy who hit it should have shown some more "love"!
• Fungi, Octopi, What's the Plural of Bus? (Part I)
• I've never seen a dead anything enjoy being licked like that.
• Hey Pete- Don't be such a shithead and you won't get a condom on your doorknob!
• Able to shrink his dignity to an infinitely small size!
• Post Power Hour Shower.
• Sometimes it's best to draw a line and not make an offensively hilarious caption.
• "If you put German words next to any picture, it's confusing."
• Sometimes it's good to brush up on the basics of physics and your body. I think they should have added "using your hands", though.
• I think it's funny the number of girls who would actually be more, not less, impressed by this kind of thing.
• "I think the chest hair was a nice touch. It's all about the realism."
• Just imagine, like, for a minute, that this was a person who could, like, sing and cook spaghetti and talk to you and stuff.
• Good job on getting the girl's shirt to come off, but those drop shadows are atrociously unrealistic.
• It seems like animals naturally know which other creature are of their species... so I wonder if that racoon is just a fucking sicko or not.
• Guy gets launched into a pile of dirt... extreme dirt!
• Not cool enough to have Christina Aguilera naked in your room? Not a problem.
• "Yao Ming shows J Oneal what skills he is bringing to the NBA from China..."
• Desperate Truck Driver
• Raleigh, NC personal ads
• Krazy Koreans!
• "This is what happen when you see your own mother naked."
• "The guy on the far left must be feeling a little inadequate...since hes staring!"
• "Fuck VT and their damn weed logos. GO CNU and our homemade bongs and baggies of weed."
• Cheapest pair of converse all-stars ever
• Good life advice: "My buddy threw me a beer from about 40 yards away, and now, the left half of my pinky is paralyzed."
• a guy at work gets busted for masturbating... fake?
• I guess I wouldn't want to see the dark side of the moon then.
• "I need one of these with my parents on it"
• "I captured this photo at a University of Central Arkansas Football game. The Field Judge and the Ump were standing next to each other at the right moment and i snapped a picture with my digital camera."
• "This dude on my floor said thought he could drink 12 beers in 5 minutes!!" Guess he didn't.
• "Baywatch Yasmeen Bleeth on the left; busted for crack mugshot on the right"
• "We made a slight addition to our RA's board one year at Virginia Tech. It was up for days."
• "So we found this sign in the girl's dorm by the elevator, hmm.... i tend to disagree"
• "Whiping frontwheel drive trays in my maxma at csu stanislaus"
• Nothing beats girls flashing from the back of pickup trucks
• "At first glance, it appears the cat's legs in this picture are spread farther than nature would have intended...but in actuality, the cat's "right" leg is its tail." Ha?
• Next time you binge drunk, you might as well have the coffin handy
• Two men, One dream
• Pink Taco? More like 7 of them!
• Most convenient way to find your condoms when your drunk
• I've never seen a shirt like this before... but I want it.
• No, this isn't the *gay* frat on campus
• WWE- Jackie's shirt comes off when Sable pulls the back of it. *nudity*
• "Hung over in Happy Valley"
• "Please pick up your dogs' testicles"
• "you guys can make one up for this crazy looking dude." I don't think we need to, Greg.
• "I always knew Richard Simmons had a thing for produce, I just never knew how far he took it..."
• "My first car. my friend tried to turn it into a race car. Does it look like one to you? I don't think so."
• Ah, getting away from it all...
• I don't think this guy knew that the phrase was really "Take the bull by the horns"
• The kid on the right is about to kiss the kid on the left!
• Poor little Moped
• "i saw you bad dudes pic, it was from the NES version. this is from the arcade version of bad dudes, it seems funnier because it mentions president ronnie"
• Woman gets major whiplash from boat
• "To bathe a cat..."
• "To bathe a cat..."
• It Happens to the Best of Us
• What's more gross, the kids making out or the dude's pants?
• Good thing he's looking in the mirror while he cuts his hair!! Not!!
• The same chicken you find in the supermarket are now alive and running!
• I guess what they say about fishermen is true.
• "My wife and I were on our way to Austin, Texas and going through San Angelo, Texas we saw this business. I couldnt pass by it without taking a picture of it. Notice what is written below the business name!!!"
• A little suggestive place to take a date...
• Other choiced for rearranging that word were "kids," "skid," and "kdsi."
• Why does the bird get so much more detail than the person? Fuck that.
• Our parents had transgender science fiction and fantasy. Our generation has transgender reality!
• Jack Black interrupts a Weezer show
• This sign comes from the toughest city in the world
• "This is a picture of Courtney, Elvis and I. I hate Elvis so much, can you tell my smile is really, really fake? I was so pissed off I had to take a picture w/ him!"
• The kid standing on the left dances a jig until you laugh hard enough that the remaining six can take you down with minimal resistance.
• "nice butt"
• It sounds like a curse that they're putting on someone!
• This... is the last place I'd like to be right now.
• The Pittsburg State University Undie Run in KS. Maybe next year they'll metamorphosize into real college kids and do it naked!
• I love how the gave the rhino a grandfatherly, wise smile. What a grandfatherly dickhead.
• "Then why'd you put a soft, warm hole in it?"
• I always fantasize about have sex with dozens of women that are that small. No, really, always.
• He should take off his pants and give his weiner a hat.
• How did animals learn to have sex? From watching humans?
• Why are all these good music vidoes from Japan?
• Let's teach our poorest schoolchildren valuable military-career skills
• "Where else are we supposed to do it?"
• A tradition of prestige, excellent, and pleasantly ticklish tomfoolery.
• "My favorite way to sleep. After a long night of parting nothing beats our home made bed hamick. Good shit!"
• In case the guy in the picture was wondering which of his friends murdered his dignity, here's a pretty clear shot of them.
• "We made this kegerator out of a fridge that was given to us by a local restaurant, a "donated" keg from a local hotel and a CO2 tank "borrowed" from a local resort."
• "Beer bonging is a whole apartment complex effort. Even the dog looked on. Go Mountaineers!"
• "Hey Steve! Steve! Come in my room for a sec!"
• When a picture like this gets submitted to the site, it's really hard to resist putting it up. I mean, it's not funny or anything, we're just into this kind of thing.
• A horny floor is one thing, but stay away from the ones looking for committment.
• The best idea is to get really baked before you eat these and convince yourself they have THC in them.
• "I think I'd give my left nut to be in this pool."
• This worries me because I like to suck off the cheese powder before I crunch 'em.
• Hey, it's called college, not nollege!
• "This was in the Vancouver tour bus bathroom. Is it a law in canada to not stand like Superman while in front of a toilet?"
• You can affix this right beside your "god is my co-pilot" license plate.
• Sperm look kinda like ghost tadpoles, but they taste like ghost salt paste.
• MAYBE SHE SHOULDINT HAVE BEEN SO STEW-PID!
• This dude really knows how to work it. And that chick really knows how to look sexy!
• I hope the future is a little more Utopian and a little less Yakrifying.
• It's not fingering if you don't use any fingers.
• I think they just got up a bunch of momentum and started bouncing up and down.
• "My friends and I took this picture after one very heavy night of drinking. The top can is 1" away from the ceiling and the whole thing came tumbling down about 5 seconds after this picture was taken."
• I think she took the lyrics to that Boston song a little too literally!
• Do you know a skank?
• "Challenger Joe Gatti of Canada, left, hits defending champion Sven Ottke of Germany during their IBF Super Middleweight title bout in Leipzig"
• Joe Camel commercial from TV Funhouse
• Young Emsies.
• "My office mate is a geek. He never misses a day of work. So when he finally called in sick, we spiderwebbed his office."
• Titney Spears! Get it?Get them? Probably not.
• I SAID DON'T TAKE MY PICTURE!
• The "A" in "A-Team" stands for "Awesome Haircut."
• I knew a chick at my school who did that.From James Madison University.
• Remember when these pictures were funny?
• sfvhcshgihselhluort
• I can imagine some drunk guy having sex with her. Not because he thinks she's real, but because he just doesn't care.
• Doesn't thumbs up mean that something good happened?
• He's happy because he filled the box back up with sexy used ones.
• "Anal Front?" Guys, the goal is to create something clever and coherent, not just a jumble of dirty words.
• Ok, I'll eat the pills... but No Holds Barred sucked and doesn't even have kitch value.
• AVRIL!
• "Villanova is the SHIT! Look on the bed and on the floor... yes, yes it is... it's human shit!! Kid shit his bed after a night of drinking."
• No, it's not eating an animal if the thing don't got legs!
• I'm not really sure how this works.. but uh...Yahoo! is always right?
• It's pretty bad when you can't tell if they're different people in each picture.