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Content from November 2002

• Dude, if my grandma looked at me like this, I'd never look at porn again
• Be prepared for the squirrels. Be very prepared.
• "...more like a FOUL movement!" (really gross)
• Look, your kids are gonna learn the mechanics of sex SOME day. Might as well give 'em a head start.
• That girl looks like she's really fun to hang out with. Also, I know exactly where her real privates are.
• "VW Bug messed up from me throwing a 3 pound bag of flour at it from my friends truck going 60 mph."Sweet prank, I guess?
• When I need a toothpick, my number one priority is discreetness.
• This picture does something to your brain where it just kind of stops dead for a second.
• Sunday night study hall at Radford University Library.
• '...after hitting a few bars and clubs, we pass this sign at a crosswalk. It just had to be documented. Due to our level of intoxication, that became the new "thing" to say.'
• What are you up to, George? Ya got a country that needs runnin'!
• Push it back down, quick!
• "The Taco Bell Diaries"
• The best part is that "Bitte- nicht so schnell!" means "Please- not so fast", I think.
• "Chicago, Illinois, on the Skyway, by myself, after driving 30 hours straight through without sleep. Needless to say the bus was full of Mexicans."
• I found this picture on a news site and I thought it was kind of funny. I don't know. I just think it's nice when people tell me things are OK FOR BRAIN.
• "This is a letter to my uncle who works at Canadian Tire. I'd like to know how a retard like this even got a driver's licence."
• "Homecoming weekend - Priceless expression on the Cop's face, right before we were arrested."
• "We had to look through a newspaper in history. The kid in front of me says "Hey, look at page 11...". Classic."
• My dream is to own a car that's smaller than I am. The girl in this shot is 4'11", by the way.
• Why are people such. Bad. Actors?
• The celebration on High Street in Morgantown, WV after WVU defeated Virginia Tech after 10 years. Talk about pride!
• Best damn use of a green pole I've ever seen!
• The best way to spend $100 dollars, right? Right, guys?
• There really aren't enough of these signs around anymore.
• I've seen a video of it in flight. It actually flaps its wings.
• ROCK ON! I THINK.
• The fact that she's not wearing a tie really makes her stick out.
• Best. Body. Painting. Ever.
• All those naked women forming the word "PEACE" only makes me want to bomb Iraq even harder! For no reason!
• She's almost there... almost beautiful enough.
• This photograph captures one of those moments in space-time where everything just aligned nice and perfect.
• The Japanese are GENIUSES.
• On the way back from Ann Arbor, MI, you'll find this sign which spells not one, but TWO funny sex things!
• This is kind of weird. It's a Chee-to that looks like a big penis and balls, with its own penis placed exactly where it should be.
• "I made this pumpkin for my company pumpkin-carving contest... and won!"
• Rescuers are pulling a Cornell student out of a gorge... but what's with that foppish dandy standing by?
• Something about the dad just reminds me of a specific Muppet.
• Does This Baby Come With Airbags?
• Is it just me, or does this qualify as unintentionally hilarious?
• Two in the pocket, one in the end zone?
• On top of being a stoner, a drunk, and a pill-popper, Nick Nolte has got to be the ugliest dude in the world.
• I love how it looks like the one getting humped is tearing grooves into the bark.
• This is a original Transformer called Scattershot, leader of the Technobots. He's got a little more than meets the eye! Ha!
• This one's great for when you Bat Mitzah the cat.
• Sometimes, unbridled patriotism gets a little annoying. This case is an exception, I think. (nudity)
• As if Salvador Dali wasn't weird enough already - this painting is called "Atmospheric Skull Sodomizing a Grand Piano"
• This girl at our college banquet didn't realize that the slit in the back of her dress ripped all the way up to her ass crack.
• The advertisement for GWAR ran in the Daily Press newspaper on Friday, Nov. 15, 2002. The apology ran the next day. Was it the outfits, the huge tool, or the impaled naked woman that did it?
• Note how the hood folded open over the windshield. Otherwise the guard rail would have probably gone through it. Thanks, Boulder, Colorado!
• "This came out of my Penn State College Algebra book. If that isn't racist I don't know what is. And yet both my roomate and myself cracked up when we saw it."
• What's worse? The fact that they are hideous or that fact that the dude has a very prominent skidmark? LORDY.
• When cats attack...
• "This is what happens when my students come over to my house for a study session and I give them beer."
• Dont let bears drive drunk.
• "It's funny cause she made Pepsi to Sexsi. Oh, and she's bra-less"
• "Was my manager's last day, so she let me do whatever i wanted to the sign out front..."
• "This is true alcoholic love!"
• Sure to be one of the hits of the 2003 Halloween Internet picture mania.
• I really hope that none of these kids who drank too much and now look dead end up actually being dead. I'd feel kinda exploitative if that happened.
• Talk about taking a bull by its horns...
• Original text of this message was "Hot Summer Homework Have Someone Take a Cool Picture of You Reading."
• "My roommate decided to buy the hottest wings we could find in the entire city, and this is what happened."
• Imagine the people on the left side using this product. Eww.
• The buzz on campus...
• The whole state? Seems kinda harsh.
• Somewhere in Russia...
• And the funny part is that she probably graduated college.
• "I know a couple of guys from my college that would be perfect for this job!"
• "Absinth night on our floor, this guy obviously had a good night..."Dude looks dead.
• What's going on on the right? It looks like two people having sex while one of them's taking a crap, while they both watch the girl help her friend puke in the trashcan.
• Slightly less obvious than the one that says "THIS IS A SIGN".
• "We got high in an abandoned house, and my friend wigged out. Why he had a gun, I don't know, but he was paranoid as fuck, as you can see."
• Nice "Chinese Frenchman getting sucked off" paperweight!
• Bonzi Buddy is the fucking worst part of the Internet.
• Comedian Jim Jeffries attacked on stage
• "Well, Jack, let's just say Bloody Mary now lives up to her name."
• Jesus busted this dude out of the Big House? (note: I hope they still call prison the Big House)
• ...with an emphasis on "Not".
• Supposedly, this is how blondes print Word documents. But don't look at me like that wouldn't work.
• Adam, dude, I think you should stick with Collette. I mean, even though she has no idea what some of her words mean, at least she's using them, which is more than I can say about some people.
• She helps guys fabricate memories of being ten and getting raped by a grown woman.
• "My roomate passed out down the hall playing Grand Theft Auto. The worst part is there was naked girl waiting for him in his bed." - RIGHT. THAT GUY.
• I think she was trying to kill a spider.
• Bushes for President! (nudity)
• "This occured in a remote cabin in Alaska. I don't remember it happening but I am told that I was realatively calm about almost getting burned and suffocated at the same time."
• This cover is a lot better than that stupid bin Laden cover that's out now.
• Least convincing video footage of Bigfoot ever taken
• What?!? You don't even carry Jews??!
• This is the kind of hitchhiker you just run over.
• "Our friend Jimbo after he got high. He should blow his nose."
• "My buddy just filled up a 32oz bottle of Gatorade with piss in the back of a car on the way to the mall with a chick in the car.
• Homeless drunken heroin addicts make the darndest signs.
• "Customers who wear clothes also shop for..."
• "If that fucker pokes my prostate one more time..."
• With six billion humans out there, two are bound to end up like this.
• The guys who run CollegeHumor.com honestly don't know anything about Tatu other than what's been in the pictures you guys send us. Sad, huh?
• I think calling it an "Un-versity" is pretty accurate here.
• I guess any win at Kentucky is a good win.
• Double shot of 151 = 302
• Looking at his face, you can kind of tell that he knows what's going on.
• God bless Aphex Twin, and God bless Chris Cunningham.
• "The midget's birthday present for my roommate. Itty bitty midget titty."
• You have to wonder if the same amount of care was put into making the movie itself.
• "This is a real mural on the school in our neighborhood. It's odd how the tree looks like a mushroom cloud and how America just so happens to be be atop the countries."
• The one's sure to piss off all you anti-globalization, neo-liberal vegeterrorists out there.
• "I was looking at the back cover of an old PC game when I saw this. The brain said, 'That's not a finger!' After you see it it sticks out like a sore thumb, so to speak."
• In case you're in a hurry, here's the funny part: their helmets.
• I wish T-Shirt Hell sold those.
• If using Jafar as Osama bin Laden wasn't such a hilarious concept, I'd probably feel bad about putting this up.
• The guys who sent this in put their pictures and phone numbers on a receipt that they gave their hot waitress. If you're smart, you should be able to call them right now.
• Sometimes it pays to be a little too careful.
• She's single, fellas!
• When The Hogan Family Was Still Valerie
• Cats are lazy assholes enough as it is. Fuck.
• My RA and the RA from the hall upstairs in a very large pair of pants.
• A pretty freakin' good step-by-step on how to become a ninja.
• Just another cute, ugly baby.
• "How proud I am of my girlfriend" said the guy who sent us this.
• "Pixie Glitter Star Pants! SUPER KUTE!!!"
• "I'll have pedophiles for 1000, Alex"
• It's funny- I'd be pretty happy if both the video game "Trespasser" and the TV show "Survivor" were shot.
• Dignitude - Fake successory with a real quote.
• From the "old college nicknames" department.
• My roommate passed out on someone elses bed after 6 shots of cheap vodka and a beer bong so we shot him with a fire extinguisher.
• "I heard this joke on the Buzz and just had to Photoshop it."
• The guy is like 6'4" to begin with - and he was wearing 7 inch stilettos. Be afraid... be very afraid.
• Nothing says I LOVE AMERICA like...
• Webcam girl busted by her dad
• It's a good thing Bush is such a clown, or this war might seem a lot more upsetting to a lot more people.
• Good way to ruin a romantic bath...
• Non-interspecies sex in the office!
• Come on, everyone... I'm sure he just had an itch.
• The fandom, the art, the subculture...
• What the fuck is going on here? (NUDITY)
• I wonder if WTF is right next door?
• "We taped our buddy to a tree for so long he started cyring, so we left him there longer."
• As individuals there is nothing odd about them but as a group it's just weird. The guy on the left clearly just snuck in.
• Navy Water Polo Team's Halloween costume: We all wore Speedos and used body paint to make ourselves sperm and an egg... we ran through the dining hall screaming "I don't want to be a zygote!"
• Something about hands with off-camera bodies that gets me every time.
• If only I could do that
• A skater Wiping out of a roof, Caution looks painful.
• Crazy- they actually made it look like someone sticking his finger in a hairy stomach!
• The second you guys stop upping it up a notch is the same one we stop posting these pics. Good work.
• WORDS! GET THEM OUT OF YOUR LIFE!
• Yeah... girls, if you want us to link your site or whatever, just do this. (NUDITY)
• The boat's like, "It's a good thing I was lost, dude, or you'd be a goner!"
• "Bad things happen when you try to light a fire with engine starter. The kid in the background told me I was going to light myself on fire that is why he is about to take a picture. My middle finger had second degree burns in the end."
• It'd be a pretty funny sign even if the "S" wasn't burned out. "Supermarket of Shoes"? Isn't that a pretty bad metaphor since shoestores and supermakets are so similar anyway?
• "This an actual water cooler filled with Crown Russe vodka, dyed orange for Halloween. It came out refreshingly cool and ready for drinking."
• "My friends and I heard that if you put a lightbulb in a microwave, that it'll light up. We found out it was true."
• Don't forget the rubber! Oh, wait- you are the rubber! Holy shit!
• Just picture that in motion. Weird.
• Nice rafts! Huh?
• I never thought being really good at parking could look this cool
• "Strangers: Friends you haven't met. High school friends: Ones you don't talk to."
• "Drunk night between myself and my friend." From Madison "MadTown" Wisconsin.
• This is a little portable sign... just stick it up anywhere and insist it's always been there!
• The guy who airbrushes photos for Rolling Stone is now unemployed (look down).
• Hooray?
• They even make it a little playful with sound effects!
• The only good cat is a bottled cat, son.
• If there's one person in the world I'd feel safe stereotyping, it would be the person who drives that van.
• I wonder if he got tapped that night?
• Blue (Haired) Tuesday
• Yeah, too cool to not throw this away.
• What'd you do on your Day to Regret, Daniel?
• This picture, honestly, doesn't need a caption.
• This is basically a metaphor for what happened in the riots in '92.
• This makes me really want to get into Oragami, buy a few books and a bunch of paper, try it for a few days, realize how hard it is, give up, and throw away everything I just bought.
• For those of you who have written in: The "Shocker" is a sexual technique where the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina, while the pinky is inserted into the anus.
• "No wonder they won the race!" - Huh?
• "hey collegehumor put up more pics of tatu"
• "This is a German tank silencer. Does it look like a giant cock to anyone else?" Everything looks like a giant cock to someone.
• "Technics" guys are fucking twenty times cooler than regular Lego dudes.
• The Chaos Theorum dictates that in any group of 30 or more people, one of them will have his penis hanging out.
• "Here is another picture of myself at Guavaween, I'm caught in an Army Orgy... I think they like me, too!"
• How exactly do you get to this point?
• "The kid on the right goes to UVM in some frat... he has the largest head in the world."
• When no one will be your friend at the keg...
• The kids' version doesn't include actually smearing your shit-covered finger on the upper lip.
• Unfortunately, you need to AT LEAST have a bachelor's degree to get this one.
• "My accounting teacher!"Everyone's accounting teacher!
• It's called a blow job.
• "A white man's tribute to Jam Masta J, but he was too cheap to pour the 40 on a curb."
• !Vive el chingon!
• "After my roomate Wes grew his sideburns for over two months, he decided that he needed to get rid of them... Thus, we decided that we would first smear them with lighter fluid, and then set them on f
• "Ever get so bombed you pass out on the toilet? Well this girl has, and now she has something to show her grandkids."
• Please do not disturb, fuckface!
• It's the first time for both of them, apparently.
• It's not ballet unless you hallucinate a Jesus!
• Talk about getting a woody!!!! (!!!!)
• Redneck weather station! Put on your laughing goggles!!
• This is me in a Farmer Jack shopping cart in the convenience store downstairs in my residence hall, excited about a popsicle!
• Hell freezes over. (warning: joke)
• I bet this looked even funnier when he was walking around!
• "This is my friend Hunter last Haloween. We were really lit, and the cops let it slide because they liked our coustumes."
• Pretty wild pic, until you look at the guy in the lower left. Then it gets wild AND crazy!
• "I am the human football. Remember... laces out."
• Corey Haim... with a bag of his own hair. So it's come to this.