Content from March 2003 (Page 2)
- "Do you pray with that mouth?"
- Why you shouldn't write papers drizunk...
- Create your own South Park charater. Rawk.
- Balloon it, brah!
- Ah, the classic dog call, come to life!
- When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
- This should count as like 10 hotlinks since it's so amazing. (click to watch)
- Ah the old DH. Can't beat it. Actually you kinda have to.
- Hey, if that's your opinion...
- Marlon Brando's Cat. . .
- I like the second option....
- Its a beta fish- Live... Moments later, he swallowed it whole.
- Vanna White's ex-boyfriend
- "We filled a dormroom with balloons while its occupants were at a concert..."
- Well, if that's what it's meant for...
- Does this still make figure skating gay?....Yeah it still does.
- A Tulane tradition: Waiting until someone is drunk and then wrapping them up in an inescapable cocoon of their own sheets.
- "We told this stupid girl to flash us and then she could come back stage with the band...She did..." (nudity)
- Yep, yea it does.
- "This kid wore this hat and a 'viagra' tie to school for a week. I guess you'd have to know the kid." Yea, probably.
- Can you put her on layaway?
- Who said racists don't have style??
- Be prepared for terrorism with this handy guide!
- Experience the pain and bleeding on the first night as if you were a real virgin!
- This dude is too frat-tastic for words!
- You've got to be pretty confident to keep this as your name
- Is there PORN on your computer? I'd hope so.
- An anatomy class maybe?
- The most comprehensive vagina nickname list in the world!
- These might work if cops just got out of a time machine from 1987
- Gotta rock the old Don Hertzfeld every once in a while...
- Dude, I'd love to get one or two just for my room
- Human rights-abusing dictators or Hollywood porn legends?
- "...offers a cheap, dramatic defense against carjackers."
- I'd ask for a cuter head if I had the choice
- Choose your own adventure for alcoholic jerks
- Fish are smart because they're always in schools!!11
- And what a wish is was...
- As logical as freedom fries
- "She's a 8 coke can kinda girl..."
- Monty Python and legos! it's just to damn good...
- Hey, if you wanna see Courtney Love naked, it's your fault
- Spanish kids are against the war and use flash to show it
- A poetic tribute to John Ritter's career and life achievements
- Wipe out the threat of biological, chemical, and nuclear weapons? By wiping your ass?
- Check out her credits under "Miscellaneous Crew - filmography "
- Sweet mother of God. This cannot be real
- You vs. Dick. Don't let him "punk your bitch ass."
- Stoner? Herbal smokes, dorm supplies and more at headshop.com
- You're in college. Thus, you drink. So here goes.
- If you've got the Gucci's, you're a true baller.
- Clear your documents so your Mom doesn't see Freakhole.
- "Kiss me - I'm 1/148th Irish."
- Not sure what's going on here but it looks scary AND fun
- "No shit?"
- What you can do with 3 rolls of duct tape.... From Susquehanna University in Selingsgrove PA.
- Girls really wouldn't pay attention to him otherwise...
- "One unibrowed freak, looking for one hot guy looking for an initimate relationship."
- "In australia, where I live, kangaroos can grow upto 2 metres tall, and they do a fuck load of damage to cars, so would prolly be a smart idea to change the caption so that dumbfucks from other countrys dont read that and come over here thinking they can
- the Fortress of Full Frontal Nudity
- Talk about a Christmas gift...
- A bad hair LIFE.
- "Served to me at Santa Monica Pier"
- Who the f would inhale a smoke bomb to get high?
- Easy! I'm not a wide receiver!
- Peedeck must be on the other side.
- Thank God the picture was cut off where it was....
- Mike's Apartment is like your apartment except people have sex there
- I'm really into girls with red eyes who forget what she did yesterday
- Sex is free, so your condoms should be as well
- Gotta throw in that little catch...
- The goal of the game is to PARTY HARD.
- If the Internet was a rainbow, this would be its treasure chest
- The fact that they're scented is the best part.
- I'd click twice for your sweetness, candy.
- "Just don't land on the shot glass filled with ketchup."
- Is getting beat up by a girl lame if it's in jello?
- "Yeah, cuz when I thinkof cockslap, I think of Tony Danza."
- "Killing my friend's printer, office space style"
- Is this some bad setup for a porn scene?
- God bless amature wrestling.
- A guide on how to land fat chicks...
- The MD stands for "Mmmmmmmm... Doogie?"
- "Here's how to play, and you better not bring that weak ass shit up in this humpty bumpty"
- I'll let you figure out the sequel joke
- Because regular golf just ain't as crazy
- I'm really comfortable leaving this untranslated.
- Make your neighbors hate you.
- Talk about "ruff" sex!
- Special suprise appearance by the Peter Pan guy!
- Wow. That's all I can really say.
- Donation Total: $0.00
- What took this site so long to get here?
- This is seriously one of the top five coolest things I've ever seen on the Internet.
- Don't forget to change the music.
- SUPPORT FREEDOM
- Procreation Never Smelled So Good!
- Why girls soccer isn't successful in North America
- How friendly is it, really?
- Duct tape really can be used for everything!
- "Girl, I'm hard as a rock"
- Leggo My Ego
- "All those snow penises you've been putting up are shit. This is the best ever."
- Ah, those crazy hicks. Crazy I tell ya!
- Make sure you take the knives out of the left sink before the cuteness starts...
- A funny picture of dog. Yep.
- Maybe this guy just wasn't "COL-LEGE!" material.
- It says "no sex included", but it's pretty much implied.
- I got 842 points on the first try - and I'm not even a dork!
- Does this qualify as "edutainment"?
- Submitted with caption: "My school in the news! Woohoo!"
- Times have really changed... now we have COLOR film!
- Like everything, this cartoon makes me want to have sex.
- BACKDOOR!
- Professional voicover hilarity!
- Hope you're about to go to sleep before seeing this...
- Would I let this guy into my party? I think so!
- "I see your watch is on backwards..."
- Chickens and farting?! this chick ROCKS!!
- Let your kids go punk young. They'll grow out of it faster.
- "This is an idea that was passed on to me from my Dad. It's a great idea and a necessity for any college dorm room."
- Peter Peter Pumpkin Dunk!
- Oh come on. Is this really necessary?
- Cruel and unusual or just unusual?
- "At a ski tournament, this kid passed out and woke up in a cornfield on a table. Gee I wonder how he got there."
- "A true catholic girl"
- This woman costs $1,000 an hour and NY's Governor was happy to pay it: UPDATE - Profile deleted
- "My roomate and his friend went to a thrift store and bought haggard 80's jump suits...then went to get buff at GNC"
- "Virgin Clint finally found a way to score... and fast!"
- "To poor to afford a fancy gaming system? Try this quick and easy solution."
- Ah that big tasty chocolate...
- "We decided that two of the guys on our floor didn't need to come out for a while...."
- "I took this in Leveland Texas, 20 minutes outside of Lubbock. The picture explains itself pretty much,i am wondering what the priests were thinking!"
- mIRC Tyson will eat your children!
- "Me at the bar last friday night. The funny part is, no one remembers this happening.."
- Afghani bong.
- Something to wake up to...
- Pro Wrestler Matt Hardy give the shocker
- Keywords "giving" and "head" right next to each other. A sign?
- Pre-op? You're kidding me! I can barely see your adam's apple.
- Quite possibly the best combination of keywords on Hot Or Not.
- Why do I get the distinct impression she chewed off his face?
- Date the omniscent!
- Goro
- "net gaming" is when you tie each other up, right?
- The Cap'n is on speed
- "I've escaped my cage just long enough to post my profile ..."
- Fight for your Foreskin
- Don't click yes! She's married to the great robot-man Zoltor!
- Is a girl who loves fire, but HATES Wal-Mart perfect? You decide.
- FOX, you're obviously missing the boat on "When Cats Attack"
- It makes sense that a Nutrition major would love ice cream enough to keyword it.
- I remember this the first time, when it was called "American Gladiators"
- What sort of country do we live in, when people protest busty snowpeople?
- A shout out to all my homies in Zagreb, Croatia. What's kickin', biatches?
- Hot or Pregnant?
- Well, at least she still has the left one ...
- Nothing contrary about this Mary
- Being jealous of stuffed animals is not cool
- Needs more Paul Hogan. No ... just kidding.
- Worth it's weight in ... ganj?
- A girl who enjoys Buddhism AND swollen members: Prayers answered!
- Please never use the line "Puff this magic dragon" (Warning! Penis!)
- Let's all wave "goodbye" to Snow Penis Season
- Yes.
- Now THIS is how you sell a soda!
- A colossal 40-foot tall colon, coming to a city near you.
- There must be some subtle difference between "vampyres" and "vampires"
- On the right? The part-of-the-picture-that's pitch-black-right? Oh, ok.
- And ... Dave Chappelle has discovered the dark side ...
- Replace "cat crap" with "beer cans" and we're not impressed
- "I also know I have semen on my cheek. Kisses!"
- Does this mean she's Wonder Woman
- You just KNOW that crazy guy from Back to the Future got a pair.
- Making DEATH sexy!
- The old "open bathroom door, take picture, post on internet" gag.
- Someone get all Temple of Doom on this chick
- Like the real one doesn't bobble enough
- This guy is a total winner....I mean tool.
- "I'VE EXPLODED"
- A guide on something that might actually be useful to fake
- The friendliest skies.
- Dial 420 next time. It's safer.
- This dude's read too many Onion articles
- Similiar to those gut-busting "celeb mugshots" but with more words!
- Best senior picture of all time. Bar NONE.
- Best anti-theft device I've seen yet..
- Better get the ol' phone book out....
- Guys on the soccer team @ Elon, Mattie, Chris Kyle, took 2000 Aol CD's from Walmart and made mirror on their ceiling.
- Like the Jim Carrey SNL skit, but real.
- "Your beeramid sucks!"
- Hahaha damn Napoleon
- "A guy on our hall has a chest with a freakish inward concavity. Apparently, everyone thought it would be hilarious to use it as a cereal bowl..." Weird.
- Who said we didn't have adorable pictures as well as gross ones?
- Bling Bling whatever the thing.
- "Passed out bitch, Pissed herself at Penn State!"
- "50 ft sand penis in myrtle beach. We almost almost got arrested."
- Well, at least it's different from most drunk shamings.
- "Yeah, thats her real hair, what the fuck is she thinking. My friend straight up asked her to come outside for a picture."
- At least they're honest.