Content from March 2003 (Page 3)
- I'm a Spazz, You're a Spazz
- "In back of our dorm two girls walked the shape of a snowman the entire width of the field. later that night, we went out and added a few extras, like the devil horns, the hand holding the beer and then the obvious"
- "Our friends down the hall thought they were cool by putting this beer ad in their window. So the next morning they woke up to this."
- Homosexual auto parts store? Never.
- "I know you guys have had snow dicks before but this one is unique."
- University of Texas @ Austin gave this out during exam week so that we could "relieve ourselves"
- "What happens to early birds"
- A horny stoner's dream
- Andy Milinokis approved
- Only in Wisconsin... when you run out of toilet paper.
- Teach by example...
- Rush Week is cummin up...
- Racial profiling starts young...
- Famous people's privates! Oh my!
- Beer is good for you...
- Troubled? Kill A Kitten!
- The internet KNOWS, dude.
- Is this the grossest thing ever?
- Last line makes him quite the catch
- Quite the daffynition!
- In this time of fear and trepidation leading to war, couldn't we all use some dancing squirrrels?
- Dave Flood is angry, because he says his rights are being violated.
- America needs a 56 page thesis on Tetris
- Fraternity officials hope turnourt will be "hella tight."
- If anybody has an old Zach Morris phone, can you e-mail me?
- "You know where this is going, don't you?"
- I've always wanted to get in his pants...
- "Tony, did you bring enough for the whole class?"
- I don't really get it either
- The sexual metamorphosis of Christina Aguilera
- Don't let a midterm stand in the way of your spring break.
- Fast and the Furious for Chris Reeves
- Talk about a special prom night!
- It's not just underwear, It's an ADVENTURE
- This is so awesome. Celebs do commercials they THINK will never be seen by Americans...
- History's biggest pimp.
- "Nobody wants to see that" -Ethan C
- Who said fun can't be educational?
- Good idea, too bad it's over.
- America keeps sippin' the Hatorade
- "Everyone will dress up in khakis and have tucked in Tshirts from the party you threw last week"
- "It must be Spring Break. The robins are drunk."
- "Hella snowman- 9 1/2 feet tall and holdin a bud lite"
- HAHA! It's from that movie! With the guy!
- How hardcore dudes buy beer.
- "I used to like seeing her ass...."
- The worse part about wearing a hoop skirt? Fitting in a spot-o-pot.
- "Oh Ya This Is My Little Friend I Thought I Would Show You Guys. This Is The Only Reason Why I Love My Science Class."
- "what the fuck is this? is she marrying a fucking mocassin? i am so confused."
- "Pilot Mountain, NC. Self explanitory, but if you can't figure it out, it looks like a boob." Not really, dude.
- Haven't we all been there a few times?
- A Case in Communism: The Super Mario Story.
- More degrading than the penguin poking
- True story? Dunno. Funny story? Yeah.
- "I didn't get him to chat with. I got him to protect my car."
- If every Yahoo personal photo album were this exciting, then God Bless America
- No girl is worth that. Unless she.. nope, no girl.
- MS Paint Porn- the new hotness
- Talk about horny toads!
- Leonard Nimoy rocks the world....
- About as useful as virtual beer pong.
- "Why stick people are extinct The short version."
- All pregnant women should be bound
- Diesel's funny 2 min movie- Broken down cars, Salsa, Wrestlers...
- If the BangBus were the School bus, I'd be really excited to learn (pornish)
- Buddy from Charles in Charge's new Job? Bibleman. Really.
- Or, if you like your porn free...
- Perverts! You're all friggin' perverts!
- I guess it's fun but it's also not so much
- I'm still trying to decide if it's a good or bad thing that you're that one
- Grassroots movement that is sweeping the nation
- It's back. Hopefully this time you'll be able to see it before it's taken down...
- And that's why God invented trampolines (nudity)
- "Where do farts go when you hold them in?"
- I love the logo with the dove. Best part.
- The last 15 things people have searched for. People are sick.
- Funny how there are a lot of gay porno tapes on that website. ..
- Uh, because they want new vagina? Nice waste of an article.
- "the only limits are that I wont hurt myself or go to jail. past that, it's open season."
- "We saw a bunch of cups on a main road spelling "buckle up 4 saftey" but there are also other ways to play it safe in this world..."
- Unless he's asleep. Then you've got at least a good 405 seconds.
- Well, it finally happened.
- "No photoshop necessary, just a few beers and this lady doesnt know my balls from a hair scrunchie"
- We only sell weed and stuff to hold your weed.
- "This is like being high, I wonder if this illusion doesn't work for people who are already high."
- Pretty soon there's gonna be a video game for chewing tobacco
- Much like Heinz ketchup, it's worth the wait
- Don't badmouth The Land Before Time
- "It's the mother of all Flash games."
- "It's quite a way to walk."
- Mood lighting. Tight.
- The porn-o-matic! (nudity, duh)
- I wonder what kind of self image she has
- Mostly used by Roman soldiers for intense games of beer pong
- Ebay auction of a Star Trek Remote. Check out the picture...........
- If you win the Grand Flaming Marshmallow Balrog Contest, you're probably still a loser
- Every possible way to play beer pong
- Not a misnomer
- This one goes out to you, Derek. Word.
- Sweet mother of God stop.
- The 10,257th most popular last name in the United States?
- Their worst = my best. It's an inverse relationship.
- Feel sorry for Ken.
- A McDonalds employee simulator. Kinda like choose your own lame adventure.
- Flash animated spoof of Joe Millionaire. Power Puff Style. Gay.
- They don't move too much milk.
- Since our country isn't Islamic, chicks can wear US of A bikinis like this one!
- "Nobody knew what happened until we saw the picture"
- "Some of my friends were hanging out at their ranch, jeff signed his name after every beer he drank- 0 to 8"
- "The reason why Cortland Guys Binge Drink"
- "Were up at Virginia Tech and this is our retarded friend unknowingly the ass of another joke"
- This is why I love New Year -- everyone's doing this!
- See, old people DO like to party!!
- The Olson twins are attending every college in America apparently.
- "Drunken shananogans can often result in stylish hair" Weird.
- Wouldn't it be hard to hide an elephant?
- Is this approved by the pope or something? (hardcore pornish)
- If that's not two different snakes then OH MY GOD!
- Your desktop will thank you.
- Goes by BooBoo, loves rats and she's still single? Big Surprise.
- Can I Please Keep My Pants?
- That's why I love this country -- even ugly girls are given the opportunity to get their asses torn open.
- Let's see, cops or a dildo... cops or a dildo...
- It's a little late for Halloween-related stuff, but never too late for IM-related stuff!
- No animals were anything less than FUCKING AWESOME in the making of this picture.
- Worlds largest teabagging!
- "What happens to people at Western Carolina University, who can't hang with the big dawgs!"
- "My friend "Tuna" at a Virginia Tech Kappa Alpha chicken wing eating contest....enough said"
- Answer: Your destiny!!!!1
- Somehow, it seems like if Jesus shot me with a high-powered rifle, I wouldn't really care.
- A Snow Penis Cowboy!
- Humans are monkeys. Just look at them drinking from their cans of crazy juice and letting their reproductive programming take them completely over.