Content from April 2004 (Page 3)
- Would it make you depressed to find out he was alone and the camera was on a timer?
- "If you're my friend and I ask to borrow your bottle opener, don't give me your whole keychain, especially on April 1st. That's just plain dumb."
- I guess this proves that Apple will engrave with anything.
- No drugs, no alcohol, and... no longer any eyebrows.
- "I got drunk one night and cut my foot in the pond behind our dorms. I am not allowed to walk on it for three weeks. That did not stop me from partying."
- "Nobody steals my quarter!"
- I bet this is going to be a bad day....
- Everything was going great until.. (nudity)
- Dorm fight club. Kid gets knocked the F out.
- A Tall Order
- Locking someone in their dorm room with more free Priority Mail tape than you can imagine.
- "This is one of the many different Rugby haircuts at PSC!"
- "The sweetest mullet in Hawaii.... Joe Dirt's mom possibly???"
- "I've seen some O.K. beer bongs on this site. This one puts all of them to shame."
- Kid orders 70 rolls of postal tape and sends it to his floormate as a April fools joke. This is vengence. See more at http://www.rit.edu/~jdc6559/photo.html
- I bet Sean will never be more famous than the day this picture premiered on CollegeHumor.
- "We finally had proof that he was a pig fucker....." - EW!
- "University of Kentucky Parking enforcement vehicle. Now that is Justice."
- Smoking kills... adorable!
- My friend does the best smeagol/gollum impression, even smeagol masturbating.
- Video of a controlled test crash performed by NASA. Nuts.
- Download ringtones here!
- Compilation of a bunch of fight videos...
- Sneak peak- play Slingshot!
- Site that updates regularly whether or not Abe Vigoda is dead.
- Camel Spiders in Iraq. Creepy.
- "When this kid grows up, he's gonna be a pimp."
- Screenplays for thousands and thousands of movies
- Taking over a cinema's phone line...
- Genetic engineering at its best, but no Bull-Duck.
- Stereotype alert!
- "My buddy shot himself with a nail gun."
- John holmes flash game (dirty)
- Nerdiest shit ever... click the names on the left.
- Could it be real? Nah, no way.
- This is why you should keep it in your pants.
- "My friend and his itunes pepsi scam..."
- Revisiting our old pal Henry Earl
- Check out the name of the Teaching Assistant. It doesn't get any better than that.
- Teddy Roosevelt is tougher than Arnold.
- "Some kid tried to bribe Public Safety with a case of beer."
- Girlfriend instructions.
- Bunch of hot indie albums at AudioLunchBox...
- Hip-hop clothing straight from New York Fucking City...
- I LOL'd at the "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
- More retarded links at AllDumb
- This cat must have had like nine-HUNDRED lives!!!1
- Tigger cops a feel?
- Screw cattle, raise Emo kids. (20 min movie)
- Mr. Insult's abusive reflex tester.
- Hot starts- bald? Weird.
- You can do just about anything with legos...
- A Nerd's Guide to Being Cool in College
- She comes to visit me at school every weekend, she parties with us, she smears her perfume on all my clothes, she cusses out my teachers for no reason, she sleeps in my friends' beds... my mom RULES!
- "With all the success of the hottest ass contest, figured it was about time to bust out a hottest box contest."
- "Our buddy thought it would be a better idea to shit his pants then to shit at a bar. Then when he came home, he just scooped it in the toilet." When is shitting your pants EVER worth doing?!? (gross)
- "Followup pic from the previous one."
- What a convenient little rhyme they've come up with to help you remember how retarded this is!
- This picture is so sublimely pleasant that you don't even notice the nose-picking.
- "This is what happens when you go out dancing and get too crazy" ...or when you can't admit you're not a size 6 anymore...
- I mean, it's not that big a deal... it is a WASHing machine.
- "This cup is exactly as handed out at our Dining Hall. It shows just how good our school is about finishing construction on time."
- "He stood in the toilet and peed all over himelf, stumbled out, passed out on the floor and puked! Nothing a little wood stain and a marker cant fix!"
- The best thing about college is that even this guy, with his puked-on belongings and complete lack of respect for himself, EVEN HE can have a rewarding sex life.
- Drink until it's April 1st...
- "Some random guy visited our UMD dorm one weekend and got extremely trashed. This is a video of him with his head stuck in a flip-open trash can."
- Gleemonize (verb): A practical joke in which the victim's computer desktop image is unwittingly changed to something embarassing, such as a photo of ugly people fucking, gay people doing anything, or this guy:
- The best part is the dude pointing up at Heaven, reminding us who to thank for this glorious photograph. (Spring Break Lake Havasu)
- "We stole this the local Movie theater! It's freaking huge...not to mention that she looks AMAZING!" Weird photo.
- "Not much to be said. Bored as hell at Baylor University. See if your cat will smoke." Bonus point for sheetless mattress!!
- Let's all agree right now that any future dorm room "shreddings" are totally unnecessary. (from PLU)
- "Nick took off his shirt, told me to get a camera, then lit his armpit on fire."
- Like Nebraska? Like Lamda Chi? Like two sets of three goreous ass cheeks?
- Couch destruction.
- Look at all their faces!!! (from USF) (nudity)
- This is from Ocean City, Maryland, a cultural hotspot in the hometown of CollegeHumor.com's creators. In fact, while "Down-ee Ocean" ("Down at the ocean" in Maryland-talk), Jakob got some wicked alcohol poisoning, Ricky got his first real handjob, and Jos
- The only sport less boring than baseball... Rock, Paper, Scissors! And yes, don't email us; it is a sport.
- "Motorcycles and meth don't mix." Whoa. No kidding.
- ATTENTION GIRLS: Pretend this chick took a crap on that lawn chair and you won't feel so jealous of her mind-enhancing ass.
- This just in: God is cool with herb
- Officer, can I have a job and another beer please?
- Ass cracks surgically lowered to accomodate "extra low riders"
- Just a weird crazy gross story.
- Biggest pussy you've ever seen...
- Boom. Boom. Virtual Cop!
- Maybe there's no girlfriend because there are over 100 questions?
- Type your name and nudists spell it out in some crazy ass kama sutra postions.
- "This is a fireworks show from China. The most amazing show you've ever seen."
- The wonders of being morbidly obese - You get to hide drugs in your fat rolls!
- More animated boobie than you can shake a stick at! (nudity)
- They say you're not paranoid if they're really after you...
- Silly blood-giving sorority girls!
- Here are some naked girls on a beach for no reason. (nudity)
- "Cartman! Duuhrrr!!!!!"
- You gotta be pretty mad at somebody...
- Our best ass contest is winding down, so here's all you can handle (nudity)
- JIT II
- College girl gives some tips on oral pleasure...
- Fat dude outruns the police.
- How do I get on the waiting list for these dorms?
- "A friend of a Friend at Havard made this TMNT porn for a class."
- Download ringtones here!
- I like this shirt because it's funny AND true!
- Keeping data on vinyl. Nerdy, but cool.
- It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Super Taxi!!!
- Hello Kitty meets Hello Stoners!
- Our President as a female. Georgina bush?
- Umpire gets totally creamed with a baseball. Yikes.
- And you thought you knew what "marijuana-fueled-mayhem" was?
- "Dirty girl of the week: Martha Stewart" on Heavy
- To Mary-Kate Olsen
- The Art of Seduction
- Crossing the Border
- 4/15: National High Five Day- Catch the Fever!
- The name of this file when submitted was "asstacular.jpg"
- We find this guy's impression of Native Americans HIGHLY offensive.
- "This is what happens when country kids get bored... and that is a taurus, and it's a convertible."
- Peanut butter, jelly, and shame.
- "My roomate thought he could have his morning shit in peace. WRONG!"
- The ultimate college room. Our favorite part is the stolen Subway floormat.
- "Man, the kind of stuff you find in an old hardware store..."
- Fast Food in Africa!
- Kid getting launched and falling back to the earth.
- The Terrible Tragedy of Banana Chips
- Jesus is Greedy
- The Guide to a Great IM Profile
- "He was so trashed he agreed to let us bury him up to his head!"
- BEAN BAG BROKE! It's like a giant warm vagina!
- Ever seen a horse masturbate? Well, that's about to change.
- Should we stop posting pictures of girls' asses for this "contest?" I mean, let us know if there's too much booty.
- "My friend doesn't have toenails on his big toes..." (gross alert)
- Internet celebrities meet The Matrix.
- "He was so proud to wear this jersy, don't know why."
- I'm not 100% sure what's going on here, but I think it's a person in one of those scooters going through the BK drive-through.
- This is the kind of street you avoid living on.
- Butt probe joke alert!
- "This kid on my floor passed out on april fools.. he should have known better..."
- "Please. That last pic sucked. We have stadium seating in our house."
- "When ya get married you can lose a few things..."
- Student caught masturbating in school library!
- This looks so much fun. God I love summer.
- Kid plays the Mario song on guitar. This is guaranteed to be the coolest thing you see all day.
- Mr. T- takes a while to load, but totally worth it.
- I guess people forget sometimes?
- Give her the electric chair.
- Jennie Finch- hottest girl in sports.
- Cool mixer program. Be the next Neptunes.
- Final resting place for Fido.
- Feeling guilty about the world but don't think you feel the real pain?
- Crazy? Maybe. Rad? Most definitly.
- "Its a keg stand flash game which makes it the gretest game ever!"
- Another professor with a weird name.
- Jack Handyisms. 'Nuff said.
- How bad are teachers today, that dogs help kids to read.
- Mario theme on the guitar. Mega-hot.
- "A site I found where you get to dissect stuff"
- HAha, can you identify these U-Conn thugz?
- Quite possibly the best thing ever...boobs galore (nudity)
- If you haven't seen the cat/car video, you really should.
- Some people just can't take a joke.
- Whats worse than bird crap on your car?
- National High Five Day is Thursday!
- Maybe he was trying to eat it?
- "Who is that with Jeremy?" Lucky ass kid.
- So many camel toes, it'll blow your mind.
- This is really gross! (and true)
- Calculated effects from if a meteor were to hit.
- This girl has that whole Britney thing workin'...
- Porn for robots!
- Morse code translator. Warning: Annoying as shit.
- How many different ways are there to spell Viagra?
- This might be kinda frustrating for ya...
- A vibrator for uhh, both people?
- Fun with Windows sounds! Yay!
- Chipmunks get durrty.
- The downward spiral of one woman...
- Make a USB turd.
- We Treat Interns Better Than Gary Condit
- "Giving the Hitler is the new chiefing"
- Never too late to lose your beer bong virginity...
- "I just upgraded to a widescreen Plasma HDTV complete with top of the line DVD, and all it took was a while of saving up.... dust!"
- Gotta love engrish.
- "Ahh, Katie Holmes, so hot, too bad shes getting married" (nudity)
- "KU Style One Arm Chug!" Mind-blowing.
- "In the Airport to Cancun....We met Triple H.....what a way to start Spring break."
- "A friend of mine decided while he was wasted that he would brand himself with a longhorn on his ass." Good idea, dude.
- "Our friend decided to drink half a gallon of everclear and enjoy a smoke in the hallway... oops!"
- Be careful. Viewing this picture may cause you to lose it. You'll see.
- "We put smashed easter stuff around town with plush easter bunnies and made them look like they had been killed by cars. Done late at night the day before easter."
- "Taken at San Jose State at the bottom of campus directory and map."
- Being the DMV, you'd think it would take them even longer...
- "Read it twice... couldn't get enough of it"
- Here's a handy reference to sexual positions. You're welcome!
- "This is how you wake people up at the University of Ottawa." Nuts.
- This will be stuck your head for all eternity.
- "Boobs, beers, and bongs....Curious George wouldn't have it any other way, while pimpin at Canisius College" (nudity)
- Negative campaign ads through the years...
- Web Find: MySpace of the fake band from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall." His song 'Inside of you' is a good listen.
- Web Find: MySpace of the fake band from 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall." His song 'Inside of you' is a good listen.
- People You Hate III