Content from December 2004 (Page 6)
- "We figured our roommate needed to brush up on current events..."
- Imagine how much of a bitch this had gotta be to come back to.
- Odds of this getting returned? Slim.
- "My third toe on my right foot looks like it has been broke but it never has."
- Cats gone wild.
- Policemen are so lucky.
- Drunkeness is colorblind.
- Great White in South Africa. Woah.
- "When the bar is dead on a sunday night you have to make your own fun. Yes he burnt some of his hair off."
- "Ugh, my pussy is sooo wet."
- "Can you guess who wasn't invited to the party?"
- Because I was counting calories...
- I don't know what's weird here. The girl's shirt or the fact that she's standing next to a giant robot.
- 30' by 20' error message in Dundas Square, downtown Toronto.
- Nice golf swing...
- Super Cop stops bullets with his hands. Not shown: Super Cop eating doughnuts with his mind.
- How many headbutts does it take to get to the center of a melon?
- The Skycutter Flying Lawnmower.
- A generous helping of Jessica Simpson's clevage.
- A free nail file advertising Auburn's sexual assault clinic. A tad weird, eh?
- "A dumb ass college boy did this... the whole town came out to watch."
- "This is why I hate Pheonix..."
- There's something sexy about spring break...
- "The foreign exchange student across the hall didn't understand the concept of knocking, so we gave him a lesson." (I hope this was his knob that you pube'd, otherwise, it just wouldn't make sense.)
- "...Then make a wrong turn at exit 192."
- "We just turned this Chicken Dance Elmo on and put it where no one could reach it....."
- Of all the posters to have in your dorm room...
- They can take our lives, but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!! (Braveheart shaming)
- Here's why you should slow down around curves.
- And that's why they're hot dog vendors and not 2nd grade math teachers.
- Here's why you don't let your friends give you haircuts.
- Cheers to our mail-order brides finally arriving!
- "Penis tree in Kennesaw, Georgia!"
- "Ah, the 4 story beer bong - seen every home game on State Street at U of M."
- This lady's got his bar night philosophy down pat...
- New handsfree cell phone holder... now an actual product.
- "My new tail lights." Very friendly, eh?
- Dude flies 291.5 meters in Oppdal.
- Cars! Explosions! Wooo!
- Why you shouldn't trust video phones.
- Insane unicycle tricks. You read that right.
- Instant Carma's Gonna Get Me
- "Roommate went away for the weekend and came home to a pink room"
- "We found this sign in a Chinese Restaurant."
- "So if you get arrested by this cop do you get to ride shotgun? "
- Definition of irony.
- "Well, that's New Orleans for you "
- Who said you can't drink a gallon of chocolate milk in an hour? What do you mean everybody did?
- "If you're this dog, your life is hell right now."
- "This dog looks so much like a human at that moment it's weird."
- "They really think things through at Merrimack."
- "The freezing temperatures outside sure woke him up"
- Cafeteria's are an endless source of free silverware, sleds, and now clocks.
- Sorry kids, no toys this year. Santa's busy.
- Women's Tonsil Hockey is too a sport.
- That'll teach himi to shotgun the bottom bunk before it's in sight.
- "Mmm... delicious parrot meat..."
- "Usually wet t-shirt contests are done with water, right? Not that I'm complaining..."
- Alright, and if you guys will just fetch the virgin we can start the ritual.
- Look at that creepy dude in the middle. Okay, now look at the breasts. (nudity)
- Blonde riding a bull...
- "Me hamburgling someone's hamburger at McDonalds."
- Inhale through nostril and blow it out the other...
- Bathroom sneak attack...
- Do shrooms and go to this webpage.
- Grain alcohol + oil lantern + Frat ritual = bad
- App state's recruiting video... absurd.
- Something wrong with the headline, eh?
- "Drunken Christmas Tree Tonic Touted" What?
- I better be blacked out for a month for this $10,000 martini.
- Why old people shouldn't drive.
- Hey, I'd do the same if I won that much...
- Wow... that... sucks.
- "All I can say is this guy is a stud"
- A site dedicated to the scar on Tina Fey's face
- I bet he gives a really suprising shocker...
- America... fuck yeah!
- Modern art is going down the pisser...
- Skating accident. Yikes.
- An intellectual's review of the movie Dodgeball.
- Penn State threesome burglary...
- Restaurant that serves only cereal... workers work in pajamas...
- Man inflates rubber glove but things go awry, as it were...
- Alien found in bag of holiday M&M's...
- "Maroon 5 is retarded"
- "My Old High schhol art teacher, drunk and without pants."
- Alcohol without liquid (or a hangover)
- Karate Kid... the musical?!?
- Costco truly has everything.
- "Missile" balloons chase truck down the interstate...
- Prostate Exam Simulator- wonderful piece of furniture for the home.
- What if pirates wrote...... poetry..... in haiku form.
- Dude has 1,497 valid credit cards...
- This is just too good to be true...
- Steal a Spongebob, get a year of Whoppers!
- "The Emotionally Unavailable Alcoholic
- Yummy...
- Feminine hygiene product with an unattractive name.
- How to make an annoying webpage.
- Nick On Jessica: 'Best Stocking I've Ever Stuffed'
- Beauty contest held in a prison?
- Well, that's one hardcore present to somebody.
- "Clone your bone"
- LL Cool J, panty sniffer?
- Collection of female celeb tounges...
- Hi. Here's a site with boobs. Bye!
- Student-led effort to bypass the bookstore...
- "Don
- Ninja Turtles / Power Rangers: Who Would Win?
- "I guess we just didn't feel like taking out the trash."
- I thought you told me you didn't like Chinese food.
- I think the guy on the right is dressed as Popeye, and the girl in the middle is topless (nudity?)
- "This guy was walking through a mall with his son who looked about nine. When we asked if we could take a picture with him, he told us that 'ya'll are embarrasing me' in a crazy Arkansas accent."
- "It's a Mission from Uranus"
- Boobs and paddles (nudity)
- "Heh... So do I"
- Ghetto Stop sign behind a music store by my house
- "We ride togetha, we die togetha"
- Sky of blue, road of... gray
- "So when are you expecting?"
- My embarassing grandfather would think that's so hot.
- "And they call Vanderbilt the Ivy League of the South..."
- Man, I can't beleive it's that time of year already.
- Oh yeah, how do you know?
- The tatoo artist seems to have messed up and given the unicorn two horns.
- "Hey Pete- come here."
- "Me walking a ladder...last night i made it down my hall and back"
- Ken Jennings Gives Racy Jeopardy! Reply
- "Finbar tries to kick a wall down and breaks his toe. Extreme pain."
- "What not to do with a trampoline"
- "Someone gave my friend some pills at a party at JMU, and he took off, we later found him at the door like this."
- "Just in case you wanna get there a little bit quicker"
- Good rule.
- "Saw this in the Everglades."
- Let this be a lesson to never sit down at an amusement park table without looking around.
- If Dangle drank shake, would he get drunk? How about a few hours from now?
- Tinkerbell's dorm room room prank
- "Shamed, but not in a permanent marker way"
- Quick, someone tell me how to get to Sesame Street.
- "Even after a long night of drinking when the puke starts flowing, we never forget our friends at College Humor"
- That'll teach FedEx to give away free shipping products.
- Six toes
- "WE got your cream fillin"
- "We got him back for puking on the couch"
- "This is how we move around @ Texas A&M"
- The Coppertone girl all grown up (brief nudity)
- "I watched a guy solve a rubik's cube in under 2 minutes the other day. I found this on the internet though. This is insane."
- "My friend's break dancing dog."
- "Big boy funnles micky, then takes axe in the eye"
- "The most efficient way to clean off a bar after the party, and the only way to do it at Fiji..."
- Bam Margera Easter Egg sex film... (nudity)
- "Pixel my Ride." Cool.
- Think his parents had an ego?
- News story on the Harvard/Yale prank...
- And in the interest of fair and balanced pranking, www.safetyschool.org.
- What the hell is that?
- Finally, a beer pitcher that can tell when it
- They're right. It really doesn't get any better.
- A garage I wouldn't mind having...
- "My experiance living with a pathological liar."
- Guy kills himself while heating his lava lamp on the stove...
- Answer to "Dog Island" link in recent update...
- Moral of the story: Don't rob your mom.
- Lesson? Never. Do. Crack.
- Excuse me, Doc, want that stent back from my 1992 surgery?
- 20,000 Bees!
- Santa Claus live from his office in the North Pole...
- Could this be a Lohan Twin?!
- Drunk Russian driver crashes into old woman...
- A girl with a hoof? Whaaa. (nudity)
- TV turns off when chair is rocked. (very spooky stuff)
- "My wedding: Daniel Depari & Right Hand"
- "Why Women Live Longer Than Men"
- The ultimate debate rages on (pop vs. soda)
- Rose Bowl Hoax of 61... puts the Harvard "we suck" to shame.
- Another water-based addicting game...
- Bad joke gets better for police...
- Gotta love the title to this article...
- Find out if you need a jacket when you go outside.
- Ah tight jeans, the cause of all our problems.
- A machine that produces nothing but shit. Really.
- Relief, at last... No more drunken dials to the ex.
- Christmas 3D flash game where you get to smash elves...
- Great Christmas gift for your Mom or Aunt...
- A girl a day until Christmas... (nudity)
- More links at AllDumb...
- Oh, Britney. You could never get in that school.
- To My Mom, On My Birthday
- Connecticut State
- Boobs ahoy! (nudity)
- That's one way to keep your beer cold.
- "Squid's Revenge"
- Spooning is overrated. Meet the skewer.
- "When your only vehicle at school is a moped and the liquor store is across campus..."
- This is the first time I've ever wished I was a block of letters (nudity)
- "This is Cambridge Mass for you"
- "A girl discovered by border patrol agents being smuggled in a Powerpuff pinata."
- "Dont drop your soap at that place. "
- "This is a 20x20 at In and Out that i finished... I'm sure someone can beat it so lets see it."
- "Priest gone bad"