Content from January 2005 (Page 3)
- You know that crazy weatherman? Well, he's fired and in rehab...
- Ah, more of Lindsay drinking...
- Boromir goes crazy. (nerdy fun)
- "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite."
- Cross-country skiing game...
- Good example sentence.
- Drinking for charity...
- Stop vegetable cruelty NOW.
- iPod shuffle + shades = DIY Oakley Thump MP3 player sunglasses.
- Asian kids remake the Just Lose It video.
- "I like to move it." This will scare you.
- "Stop Ashlee Simpson" petition.
- Pacman on Weed!
- A dude in an Elmo costume dancing to U2's Vertigo.
- List of the strangest high school team names.
- Looks like bookstores have finally given up...
- "Company Removes Roof Of Wrong House." Nice.
- NBA game disrupted by dog crap...
- Then, after the game, she murdered them.
- Leave it to the U.S. Govt. to produce the worlds most difficult recipe for cookies.
- Meet The Fockers' Teri Polo in Playboy.
- "Why I Get Laid and You Don't"
- The new and improved Napoleon Dynamite soundbard. Sweet.
- Still looking for a textbook? Free service here.
- The O.C. Review, 1/19/05
- Goodbye Me
- Cancellation of second semester goes unnoticed by inebriated students
- College Consumer Report
- "A No Trespassing sign in Malaysia. A little severe, huh?"
- "Johnson & Wales Charlotte Campus response to Providence Campus Picture on CH - Charlotte does everything better." Your move Providence.
- I want everyone to know that this picture of some guy getting felt up by an inflatable Grinch was actually submitted under "sexual". We'll let you decide.
- "Lindsay Lohan at a UNI party!"
- When you need to do a whip cream party on a budget, don't use Cool Whip. Instead, only invite one person. (nudity)
- I'm going to give this shaming a B+. It's good, don't get me wrong and there's a lot of effort involved. I particularly like the use of condiments. However, it lacks creativity and a coherent theme.
- I don't think the exercise bike's cup holder is supposed to be for supersized McDonalds, but I feel like maybe she already knows that.
- Great Mario themed desktop.
- I don't know about you but I cannot WAIT until Linday Lohan's Herbie the Love Bug remake comes out.
- Hey is your cock 4 feet high and made of solid rock? Oh, it's some sort of trick photography.
- You think you're a big Zelda fan?
- We were all surprised when he graduated. It took two extra years but damn it he made us proud.
- Frat Boy... Rock Star!
- 99 out of 100 times when the local news broadcast goes live, it's boring - but there's always that one...
- Air Bud!
- "My friend chugging two Rolling Rocks"
- LETTERS I DON'T INTEND ON SENDING
- People You Hate XXVII
- Write your own caption you sick bastard.
- "My girlfriend doesn't think you'll post her boobs because they're 'just like everyone else's." She obviously overestimated us.
- I hope that second B isn't for Bible.
- "Who would win in a fight, a mule or a mountain lion?"
- Each butt is leaning on another butt, creating a circle of inter-butt trust.
- All snow penii should aspire to be this magnificent.
- "If you don't put this up we'll fuck you up - and you DON'T wanna mess with angry lesbians." Apparently, you don't know us very well.
- Can I do it any order I want?
- The one in the front looks contemplative and the one in the back looks excited. I'm confused.
- I hope that turtle can run fast.
- Misleading name for a boat.
- "Saw these guys driving home from school. They seem to be enjoying their free ride in the back of a 'Georgia Department of Justice' van."
- "If the drive thru doesn't come to the comfort of your living room than bring the living room to the drive thru"
- "Crazy times in Montreal. 4 am in a BK, my friend pours coke on my head in a picture he perfectly timed. We have no idea who the three kids on the left were."
- Hubba hubba.
- This soccer player has the worst luck ever (and not just because the sport he's good at is soccer)
- Pretty ladies and a minimal amount of clothes.
- Like you haven't gotten drunk and done the same thing.
- Skateboarding stunts are hard.
- Kinda adding insult to injury...
- How to use a Japanese Toilet bowl.
- GTA: Special Ed.
- Really? As opposed to what?
- Arsenio Hall? Looking good, my man.
- More about Trogdor than you ever wanted to know.
- Teri Hatcher's boobs. (nudity)
- Singles can still have sex in Virginia!
- What's $10 Grand to Randy Moss?
- College girl eats 6lb burger. Pics to come soon in pictures section.
- Worst name for a pen store ever.
- Ashlee passes the blame again...
- How to make a toga. Useful.
- Napoleon Dynamite America Pants. Wow.
- Redneck Cadillac DeVille 4x4...
- A sticky tech support question, literally...
- Amputee of the month porn? (nudity)
- Police auction selling a grow light?
- Dude gets quite the suprise in his M&Ms...
- "This is how you fix a leak RWU style"
- "What do ya know, there's a nail in my skull..."
- The Happy Guy (video)...
- Uhh, the most offensive commercial ever?
- Why, Bill? Why? No, seriously- why?
- Why were you drinking Listerine in the first place?
- This cartoon is really really funny and I don't know why.
- Wow. You've gotta be a sick puppy... (dirty)
- How to smuggle drugs...
- Winterize Your Life
- "West Virginia Wesleyan needs to rethink their special meals"
- "You're kidding right?"
- Okay, remember this time we go ON three not after. Ready?
- "We thought it would be funny to mess with the KFC cashier... poor guy..."
- Look I didn't ask for anyone to kostelecke my uzeniny and I'd appreciate it if you kept your distance.
- This is Clay Henry. He is the mayor of a small town in Texas called Lajitas. He was elected mayor of the town, and drinks 30 beers a day. Also, he's a goat.
- Bill Gates is SUCH a dreamboat we had to get two of these up. Who do you like more - BG or Ashton?
- New Yorks' new, more effective, don't walk signs. (nudity)
- "Come on, you have to put up this random obsenity. I woke up at 5 AM to do it and there's a lot of work in it!"
- I don't want to ruin the ending but the aspargus is going to deny Jesus, and the cucumber betrays him.
- I hope they are referring to getting drunk on the premises and not their crappy sandwiches.
- Puttin' on the ritz.
- Who would win in a fight, a bear or a deer?
- "When the University of Dayton runs out of rooms this is where they stick the foreigners"
- Bill Gates poses for Tiger Beat circa-1983.
- I'll have to remind myself about that 5:40 orgasm.
- "There's somethign about twin midgets that makes me want to be rich."
- How to blow a penis. (a snow penis)
- "Won the slush pit contest at Michigan Tech by riding down on an old arm chair."
- "My roomate takin a shot of dishsoap, didn't turn out that well..."
- A whale of a video! But seriously, how scary would this be?
- If you say so sign, though I think the guard might get upset.
- Kirstie Alley's personal assistant prepares her lunch.
- Taken in England. In America, we teach our zombie children not to play in the streets.
- "That's a sweet watch."
- Not to compain, but this is ColleGEHumor.com (nudity). Collehumo.com is our sister site for people who couldn't get into "colle".
- Hedgehogs are a serious contender for cutest non-bear animal.
- "Good call on this one."
- Not a whole to say about this one, just boobs. That's a nice pattern in the back, I guess. (nudity)
- Hey wait a second you're not Lindsay Lohan!
- Dorky vandalism.
- For Christ then.
- Shaq and Nuggets 5-foot 6-inch guard Earl Boykins. No trick photography involved.
- "My roommates found a deer on the side of the road and they decided to skin it and cut the meat up on our beer pong table." Uhhhhhh okay.
- "Stupid geese."
- "The Gayest Ref in the World!"
- "I got bored one day at Radford, so invited the pledges over and got some boxes and tin foil..."
- Technology that makes you appear to disappear...
- "Crazy weatherman on Fox in Charlotte."
- The most artistic video of a man intentionally running through a pane of glass you will ever see.
- Happy Valmochrismaweenygiving
- The smallest curly fry ever.
- Wrong hole.
- "Jesus is your co-pilot"
- He doesn't even look upset to be duct taped to the ceiling.
- "Walter and Oinky"
- "Nick Hexum, of 311, found out this guy on his crew was leaking their new demo. They went over to his house at 2 am and gave him 16 shots of Jagermeister and then shamed him. Even rock stars can shame." (maybe true, maybe not. Good story so we're putting
- I don't know if it's THAT exciting.
- Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.
- Crowd Rolling
- Fun Lindsay Lohan fact: her favorite food is sushi (source: the Internet).
- Lindsay Lohan stands around make-upless, while Paris trys text messaging Snoop for more laundry hints.
- "Should we keep going?"
- "Rock nymph" Bascially a hot girl and a guitar.
- "Friend of ours turned 66, still knows how to party"
- Something about Asians rapping is really funny.
- Ah, boys will be masturbating boys...
- Golf now has its own Kornikouva.
- Helping homeless robots, one at a time.
- Ann McDonald gives birth at a McDonalds.
- "We're geeks" Weird European music video?
- Monkey on a dog? Possibly the greatest thing ever.
- An animated version of "Kermit and Big Bird Get Stoned"
- Did you hear the one about the two guys arrested for telling lawyer jokes?
- Well, now that you mention it...
- Kind of a great length for a prank, but cool anyway...
- Robber moves fake camera, real one catches him.
- So this is what a guy snapping his nutsack with a rubberband looks like.
- Talk about right place at the right time.
- Best lesbian kiss... like... ever.
- Separate the blue balls from the red...
- Do women get blue balls too?
- Talk about a stomach bug!
- John Mayer has WHAT?
- "Longitudinal Vagination" (dirty)
- Make a grenade version, throw it in a sorority house...
- TV Show filming delayed by shortage of dwarfs...
- Most boring sporting event ever.
- Two penises? Is this for real? (nudity, obvs)
- 30 person beer bong!
- Woman tears off left testicle of ex-lover with bare hands. (!)
- "Ten things I learned from working at Quizno's Sub."
- The truth about monkeys and weed.
- Wierd animal drawings. (dirty, i guess?)
- Uhh... I think you guys have the wrong Queen.
- Pootie-Poot? WTF!?
- Well, she's probably speaking the truth...
- You'd think you'd slow down?
- Mystery meat solved! It's sheep brains.
- "Rolling back bad taste"
- Uday Hussein's Ferrari (or what's left of it)
- Hardcore puppets? Fair enough.
- Watch this before you go grocery shopping.
- "2005- A Year in Review."
- Got MLK?... Jr.
- It looks like the end of Total Recall when Schwarzenegger has to put his hand in that alien device to release all the oxygen on Mars. If that doesn't make you want to click, maybe I should just come out and tell you it's a picture of butt.
- "What to do when your seventy Frostie coupons expire in two days?"
- "We couldn't find a parking spot at Wal Mart... so we made our own." Nice wheels.
- George W. Scharzenbush
- Regardless, all employees must wash hands.
- "Hillary Duff the anti-Lohan and her sister Haylie."
- "Japanese people need to chill out with making all this crazy new shit."
- I can't beleive they got a picture of Michael Moore without a hat on.
- If this guy had any idea what was going on behind him, I'm pretty sure his face wouldn't be in the picture (nudity).
- "True dedication to the school"
- "Haha Lindsay - my doublets have blocked your effort to build a prime! Lindsay?"