Content from January 2005 (Page 4)
- "This is what we had to do when we got back to school and our heat didn't work"
- Now I'd like to see her Bikini Bottom. (nudity)
- Pussy had a rough night.
- This looks like the poster for an raunchy 80's comedy about two guys trying to get laid. Sorry guy on the right, you're the sidekick.
- Breaking up is E-Z to do!
- by Andrew Lord Wanger.
- "A truck in italy... I wonder whats in the cargo hold?"
- "Another mixed martial arts knockout for everyone at college humor."
- If you thought Ninjas Gone Wild was wild before, just wait 'till you see what these ninjas do once Steven Segal is unleashed and takes control of the camera.
- "Another weird hand thing... finger has been broken 5 times"
- "I decided to get this great idea to get on CH. My idea, get swatted in the balls with a wet towel. Ouch."
- Paris Hilton in an undated Vincent Gallo video
- Onomatopoeia - on
- The most phallic fruit yet?
- "Uhhhhh...is it cooler or creepier that we got a girl to let three brothers sign her tits?" You be the judge. (nudity)
- Poor Syphilis.
- iThink therefore iProduct
- "Redneck parking brake"
- Another in our ongoing series of pets who must hate their owners.
- It's not hard to imagine the erotic pancake industry really taking off.
- Got milk?
- The short bus for MONSTER slow kids.
- Ohhhhhhh.... that's how turtles do it.
- Now he can eat Ramen, drink beer, and give various hand signals signifying how he is doing all at the same time!
- Lieutenant Obvious, reporting for duty.
- The idea of a videogame where Michael Jackson rescues children didn't seem nearly as scandalous in 1990.
- "Teach them while they're young"
- That doesn't look like Smurfette...
- XZbit's Oldsmobile.
- The 'ol glove trick.
- Wanna play PS2 but your arm's in a cast? No problem!
- Fly By Forklift. Crazy.
- Napoleon Dynamite reads the Top Ten List on Letterman. Flippin' sweet!
- "Adrianne Curry from The Surreal Life. You can catch a little bit of her trimmed bush if you look closely."
- The beatbox stylings of Kenny Muhammad and the New York Philharmonic Orchestra.
- "Man Arrested For Making Obscene Phone Calls From Hospital"
- Thought rapping dairy farmers were goofy? How about skateboarding dairy farmers?
- Who keeps superglue in the fridge? Honestly.
- How to become an whore for shy girls.
- "This has to be the weirdest flash thing I have ever seen."
- Why don't you just name him Satan?
- What's wrong with this?
- The World's Largest Oragami Penis.
- Transformer costumes, badass!
- Really weird dude who wants to have jerk off competition.
- I guess you can haul your own trash?
- This is one big ass rock.
- "Aniston & Pitt Fan Masturbation Hits New High"
- Story about a guy hiring an escort...
- Famous last words, "And when I go to heaven..."
- Winners of the "I Look Like My Dog" Contest
- Should this really be a crime??
- Corsets are gross...
- A funny guide to becoming a hooker.
- To live at Circuit city...
- Woah, twenty minutes is like two money shots.
- Student tries to parachute guinea pig out eight story dorm window...
- "Actual paper written, graded and scanned."
- Not a bad picture, but count the hands.
- Cat cleans your screen...
- Guy selling his old Best Buy shirts and name tags because his girlfriend fired him.
- Columbia House now selling porn...
- How to hack iPod Into iPod Shuffle...
- At least the squirrels are classy squirrels...
- Alien game...
- "Lego Goldberg Machine"
- A how to guide to being Jewish.
- Now this is truly ironic, and sad.
- A man and his manequin...
- This guy sure can ring his bell...
- "The Cybersex Exploits of Bloodninja"
- Borat from The Ali G Show strikes again...
- If you haven't bought books yet, here's where to get em cheap.
- Mo' links at AllDumb...
- The Grosser, The Closer
- A Resolution with Staying Power!
- Always room for boobies.
- "Picture of Hendrick House at University of illinois urbana-champaign during finals week. Where's the love?"
- FOR SALE: Love Bug, less than 9000 miles, only driven by an old lady to church on Sundays.
- If I were the company making this t-shirt, I would probably play up the "80% cotton 20% polyester" angle.
- "We duct taped the RA's door and got a hefty fine but it was worth it."
- "Lindsay Lohan @ The Boot in New Orleans"
- Ten dollars worth of Ramen noodles.
- They really should stop these movie crossovers.
- "Recruiting America's youth, one toy at a time..."
- The Daily Times editor-in-chief Mr. Jablowme was fired over this incident.
- I knew I had seen that Lindsay Lohan pose in a slightly classier publication already.
- As if the pink shirt didn't give it away
- "Maybe not the best location for a pet store."
- "The redneck Christmas truck"
- "We bet our friend that he wouldn't be able to eat a Crave Case (that's thirty burgers for those of you who don't smoke pot/aren't from New Jersey) from White Castle in one sitting... he ate nine then tried to return the rest." Boooo!
- You have to feel bad for the model who appears in this ad.
- Looking like an idiot-whore is HOT in 2005.
- 5. Do NOT eat iPod shuffle!
- Denmarkian boobies (pixealted nudity)
- I don't know about you but for some reason I find this incredibly sexy.
- Skateboarding booboo.
- "We were at wendys and parts of the roof fell on this dude's truck"
- Alcohol plus a broken power cord equals...
- Nice job, Matt Hoffman.
- Bronx bombing
- "Don't people in wheelchairs usually do ramps pretty well? I mean... it's kind of their thing, isn't it?"
- I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you, now watch this kickflip mctwist.
- "Shaving cream, toothpaste, latex paint, magic marker, duct tape."
- ...and I still can't hit a cup.
- If you're going to be stuck in traffic, it helps to have company.
- My aqua-synagogue is still better.
- "What the hell?"
- "I saw the 'time to go back to the future picture' and I said might as well do it in style. Check out the license plate."
- Pretty nice picture, but I couldn't help but notice she's wearing underwear.
- "Tragedy"
- but it's the wind chill that gets you!
- No, you're not garbage, you're better then that.
- Submitted with the impossibly lame caption: "Check out this hot chicks ass. I know her!" To be fair, it is a reasonably hot ass.
- "This girl got really mad at me and blocked me, so I did the only thing someone in my situation could do
- A-huh, yeah, I like big ole butts, you dig?
- An amature gynocologist and a future amature gynocoligist.
- What's wrong with this picture?
- This kid is simply amazing at soccer.
- CH favorite Ben Gleib on the scene at a porn convention, part 2.
- Wanna see a television set blow up?
- Always fly first class...
- How to open beer...
- Make an ipod case out of a milk jug...
- Just what I've always wanted... a knitted uterus.
- Toilet paper, through the ages.
- In case you have two penises, read this.
- Ah, good times at Wal-Mart.
- Lake named "Bevis" changed to "Butthead"
- Pimp My Ride times, like, a million.
- Kung Fu George Bush!
- 22 weeks? Yea, kinda nerdy.
- Free tool to clean your monitor! (nudity)
- East Alabama car sales!
- Well... apparently it's just an accusation.
- The Humiliator, for all your terrible bondage needs!
- Why did that had to happen now?
- How to roll a joint...
- Can I get a "DUH"?
- I'd bring her home with me any night
- More on ages of consent in certain states...
- Blog of the guy waiting for Star Wars.
- A flash remake of the arcade classic, Track and Field.
- Man rolls the largest cigar in the world...
- Shaq: Gay Mr. Clean?
- A little too ironic, don't you think?
- Rats can tell the differences between languages?
- The segway's 400 pound uncle.
- A whole lot of shockin going on...
- Geez, let 'em clean up trash...
- "The Juice is Loose" shirt. Ah, OJ...
- Don't trust girls with video phones.
- Aaron Carter is so hot right now.
- Now those are some hardcore parents.
- Maybe I'll pass on dessert.
- Who knew hookers had such moral standards?
- How did homeland security miss this?
- Truth.com
- Seven Hot Rumors for 2005
- When the winter hits, he will shed the rest of his skin and hibernate until it gets warm again.
- "You'd think it would stop with sneakers."
- It's something we all dream of but only a lucky few experience - a curly fry the length of your arm. Imagine if it was completly uncurled! I bet it would reach China!
- Worst clown ever.
- Their naughty bits are all VERY close in this picture.
- "Me and my friend took his mom's mini-van for a road trip to Panama City Beach for spring break. The ladies loved it."
- We like three kinds of animal pictures. Animals doing it, animals pretending they are people, and animals being precious. This one is precious.
- Cool, they have toys too. One-stop-shopping at it's finest.
- More optical illusions to not look at drunk.
- Wow, look at all the ripples that toothbrush makes - those must really get your teeth clean. Well, not anymore...
- For the drunk driver who is constantly on the move...
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Boobs. (nudity).
- Insay-Lay Ohan-Lay
- What an unfortunate last name.
- You sir, are a creepy dog.
- CH favorite Ben Gleib on the scene at a porn convention, part 1.
- Little green man walking around your desk!
- "Saved by the Bizzell"
- Guess which people in the vid are obsessed w/ DDR.
- "Someone just decided it would be a good idea to just slam a bottle of wine..."
- O.C. Can You See
- It looks like he's had that on his truck for so long, it must have worked by now.
- President Bush's policy was in many ways inspired by his hero, J. Edgar Hoover.
- All things considered, I think this worked out about as well as anyone could have hoped.
- Will I needs a G.E.D. fo tha' job?
- Submitted with the caption "This is how we rock it at UNH". Interesting place.
- Oooooh it's plural. Pull over.
- Remember Highlights Magazine? See if you can find the kid in the picture on the left without looking to the right.
- Dork alert! Anyone who gets this joke probably already knew about this.
- "When you dress like Richard Simmons you're gonna get hit in the head with a Poinsettia. Simple as that."
- Help! I'm running out of ways to say "Lindsay Lohan" is hot!
- This tattoo probably seemed like a great idea when he a roadie for Styx. To be fair, it's still pretty amazing.
- A beer-bot before his murderous rampage at New Mexico Tech.
- "The Texas Limo"
- If she wasn't wearing that skirt, she might be in trouble.
- I don't know what else to say about this picture, except that it was taken in South Africa.
- The trick to getting dirty words on on television is to use words so vulgar that nobody in the news room knows what they mean yet.
- Randy Moss moons the crowd at a Green Bay game. (via tvgasm)
- "We blew up a washing machine while at the shooting range in Iraq"
- "Eating a fish at Wal-Mart."
- The always fun shaving cream.