Content from February 2005
- That's some crazy stuff you brought over, I'm seeing a unicorn in the living room!
- She's a Hottest Bartender, and she's got 'tude. From Orlando, Florida.
- Okay, you have built your igloo - now what do you do with it?
- "Here's the Hottest bartender in America! Does pretend America count?"
- Raccoons do it filthier.
- It's not actually going to make her any cleaner.
- "I forgot how to stand in line, can someone teach me?"
- Apparently, if we put this picture up Tom gets $50. (nudity)
- "Maybe the guy driving the backhoe could have planned this one a little better."
- I'm not sure what Crunk Juice is, but I'm pretty sure you shouldn't drink it and drive.
- "Till the very last drop."
- Want me to punch-isize your face - for free!?
- Someone's going to hell for this one.
- What do you get when you combine 50 gallons of water, 1 bottle of Mr. Bubbles, and 5 pounds of dry ice?
- I didn't know black people even went camping.
- Support the American Heart Association! (nudity)
- This Hottest Bartender is a Coyote in Tampa.
- The S.S. Keystone.
- Extreme Something.
- Interactive spectator sports are popular overseas.
- "My friend went to Cancun for Spring Break and got his nipple pierced in Se
- This movie is GREAT!
- Dude MOVE YOUR ARMS! (no nudity, thanks a lot guys)
- Homeland Security, Eh?
- Warning: this picture is not very interesting.
- Snow-bot.
- Pull over sir, you've had too much to drink.
- "My buddy passed out after making a bet that he wouldn't be the first again (he was)."
- It's always exciting when you get to read about yourself in the paper.
- Urban camouflage.
- There's some weird physics at work here. (nudity)
- On our casual Friday's, you just get to wear jeans to work.
- Now That's What I Call Boobies vol. 8 (nudity)
- Toronto submits yet another Hottest Bartender... Canada is really running away with this thing.
- "He must be GREAT in bed."
- Moose crossing? What a dumb sign there's no moose around here!
- We appreciate your boobies, but please try to take higher quality pictures that don't look like they were created in Paintbrush from now on. (nudity)
- "Ever wonder what Michael Jackson would have looked like had he not had all the surgeries?"
- That's how I would consume all my liquids if I had boobs. (nudity)
- They really do have everything at Target.
- He looks so peaceful.
- We have no idea what's happening with this UMich cheerleader and we're not sure we want to.
- Curves. (nudity)
- Shrek goes Bollywood.
- IdiotWork Films presents the SuperFriends doing scenes from Office Space. Batman is Michael Bolton and Robin is Samir.
- Don't you just love the smell of Gunpowder in the morning!
- "I got a hand on it!"
- Free (legal) live music shows...
- Money for clean dorms?
- Can you think of any more Misters? I can't.
- Massage therapist rubbing the wrong way...
- Recreating the A-Team in LA...
- List of pranks. A very long list of pranks.
- That's a lotta tacos.
- Marijuana stamps are the weirdest concept to grasp.
- Very accurate (and classy) of you, cops.
- Extreme Abstinence!!
- "God, my professor is such a dick head"
- Fashionable bums?... only in Asia.
- Prosecutor Accused Of Drunken Streaking
- Remember the last Reef bikini competition? This one's good too.
- "Garden Tricks"
- Collection of uncomfortable bike seats...
- Gatling guns- completely insane!
- Lalf-life 2 screenshots of what happens when you are caught stealing.
- Star TV show "Who's Your Daddy?" now starring in the potty humor short "PooP."
- This is the biggest firework ever maybe?
- 5 Rare and Valuable coins you might find in your pocket or couch cushion.
- The tool ... that IS (was) a tool!
- Let the fat dutch kid tributes pour in...
- "FUDGE, Fighting Upper-Decking Goons with Education"
- Not sure what this is, but I do have a boner.
- "Sweet, a herpes-infested dating site."
- A mule totally dominating a mountain lion.
- Man attacks police officer with chain saw!
- "Cal State Chico - Underwater Basket Weaving DEPARTMENT"
- I don't see it. You wanna give it a try?
- In Defense of Paris Hilton
- "Meep meep?"
- They should push back the 4PM mass so I don't even have to leave.
- This Hottest Bartender comes all the way from Syracuse, where apparently it's a lot warmer out then I was lead to beleive.
- CAUTION: This Hottest Bartender comes from Biketoberfest 2004
- Dell's new college budget model.
- "I think I just might go back to bed..."
- Get a room!
- Hottest Bartender entry from Nashville.
- Why don't they just install cameras to catch the offenders?
- I'm sold, I need a 4x4.
- That is real cash.
- Well there's something you don't see every day, a black guy in an igloo.
- "Two chicks, one pussy."
- Does anyone have any idea what this is an ad for?
- "Orientation for the freshmen swimmers"
- Don't you LOVE kittens?
- Faulty break lines caused this beer delivery tragedy. The engineer, who was tried by the a chapter of Kappa Sigma Beta, received a dozen consecutive life sentences.
- This guy couldn't even make it home for the shaming.
- Nicole Ritchie, proving my theory that if you stay on TV long enough they will figure out a way to make you look attractive.
- Intoxication has prevented us from nailing down the exact location of this Hottest Bartender. That's okay though.
- "Hilary Duff isn't so innocent afterall."
- More Toronto-ian (Torontish?) Hottest Bartender.
- Jello Royal Rumble.
- Gotta make room for that new shipment.
- I mean, really, do you have a better use for seven pounds of pudding?
- "I didnt know if I should sumbit this under sports or sexual you decide."
- Bouncy Beyonce.
- Snake grab crotch. Crotch say "ouch".
- Hand grenades aren't fireworks. Oh well.
- "The OC Review," 2/24/05
- It says two, but you can get three if you really squeeze.
- With all those posters of other beers and attractive girls, you would think he would have held it down a little better.
- Photoshop: My Anti-Drug.
- Hey Hottest Bartender, I'll have a boob I mean a tits I mean a beer.
- "I think this might constitute as really dorky." Might?
- "I pity 'da fool who doesn't like country western organ music!"
- What does a naked YMCA look like at 50 miles per hour you ask?
- Great photography on this picture of a guy breaking a full can of beer with his head.
- Oh do they now?
- Textbook boobie picture. (nudity)
- "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
- "The other dog attempted, but was not sucessful, in grabbing the branch."
- Isn't he adorable? This is my new favorite product mascot.
- Who says college students are lazy?
- "Two Hottest Bartenders for the price of one, in Tampa."
- I hope these nuns realize that this will keep them out of heaven.
- The agony of defeat.
- "Tree hopping... A Montana past time."
- Ann Coulter gets 0wned.
- They'll let anyone on public access TV, but being crazy helps.
- "Wake me up before you go, go"
- "Like many of us, the dog finds out the hardway that a babe is out of his league."
- "Does this deserve beads or what?" (Nudity)
- These guys find old board games at Goodwill and turn them into drinking games...
- Eighth grade final exam, circa 1895.
- Fly a hot air balloon around australia (game)
- Why wear a bathingsuit at all?
- Holy shit would I be pissed if this was my car.
- Clown Porn. Just scary. Even if you're not scared of clowns. (nudity)
- Imagine looking for the penis in the sewer. Yikes.
- Reverse dictionary... weird.
- Here's a hot girl on a bike. (nudity)
- Possibly the funniest porno title to date?
- I still can't figure out how this works.
- Ever want your own slogan?
- I like how it took him to DUI's to resign.
- It puts the lotion in the basket? WTF?
- Pot Roasted Chicken...
- Since when is barney a gangsta?
- "Plot Outline: Romance blooms between indoor and outdoor garden gnomes."
- Two year old girl set to marry a 40 year old man?
- "Stupid comic book covers."
- A fight in parking lot- warning: pretty graphic.
- This is quite possibly the weirdest thing you'll see all week...
- No Pants Day is May 6th. Making sure everyone has ample time to plan.
- I'm going to say... yes.
- Getting much attention, eh?
- 100% Synthetic Wishbones! PETA has gone too far.
- Students hold funeral for squirrel...
- Recent pic of kimmy from Full House...
- What happens when you joke about airline security.
- A sick note generator for getting out of work....
- Penny sells for $437,000.
- Real life bum fight. Bum sets bum on fire during heated argument.
- Don't know exactly what this is but it's cool.
- Very hot DJs.
- Senior Year To Do List
- Cincinnati: home of the Bengals, the Reds, and this Hottest Bartender.
- Octofunnel.
- "The snow penis so large, the cops had to take down with a bobcat."
- Missed a spot.
- I'm not sure Hottest Bartender counts when the bar is in an apartment. But whatever, we're not picky.
- "You got squirrl'd"
- Does this website reach America anymore? Another Hottest-Bartender from Ontario.
- You know she's the hottest bartender because she is grabbing her own boobs. From Hamilton.
- If Baywatch was like this, it would still be on today.
- Nothing does it for me like a Hottest Bartender in Superman underoos. (from Sturgis, not Strigis.)
- Best snow sculpture yet?
- "This is a urinal in a women's bathroom and no, guys are not allowed to'water' our plant"
- Dr. King would be proud.
- He sharted.
- You still have maybe another inch, then cut the wheel back.
- The secret ingrediant is sugar. What, you didn't think it was - oh you're sick.
- In a better world...
- We are told it's been a while since we've seen any Delta Sig boobies on CH. (nudity)
- Sometimes your ass needs a pick-me-up.
- I thought that was something my little brother made up to taunt me when I was a kid.
- "Another hottest bartender from Ontario... I'm telling you.. Canada will take this contest, afterall there is no hockey so we have to win something."
- I'm a little unclear as to what is so dangerous about sticking your head in front of a spinning propeller, could graphically depict it with stick figures?
- This cat can flush AND light a match, if necessary.
- Awesome techincal skateboarding video which I beleive comes straight from the ending of one of the Tony Hawk games.
- If at first you don't succeed.
- Tubing is safe, right?
- Tiger Woods y'all.
- Come on, like you mean it.
- Another hallway slip and slide. Thank you broken pipe!
- "Ever wonder what its like on top of Mount Everest? This Quicktime gives you a complete 360 view."
- "Are you kidding me? The Canadian pen trick movie sucked compared to this." Those are words of pen trick war.
- Another homemade Super Soaker flamethrower.
- Monkey-like high school students.
- Well this took forever, but the results speak for themself.
- Fish heads fish heads rolly-polly fish heads, fish heads fish heads eat 'em up yum!