Content from March 2005 (Page 2)
- "It took 4 days for maintenance to get the S.S. Arnett out of the pond because it was anchored so well."
- Troy's been down lately, let him have this one.
- "In Japan, even the homeless enjoy Pac-Man."
- "A penis made entirely of Starburst candies." Catch the wave.
- He likes the open air.
- How do you package "Death Of The First Born Son?"
- I love you, bitch.
- "I decided I needed a mobile party igloo for drinking fun." It took you this long to figure that out?
- "That guy."
- "Our version of the spasmodic video submitted earlier."
- Listen to that snap!
- Spike Jonze's new Adidas commercial.
- "Okay, I'm about to take a kick in the leg."
- I don't even want to joke about how awesome this thing is so I'm just going to tell you what it is. This is a walking robot designed to have the best possible stability in a forest.
- New extreme sport: having fingers.
- Thinking Man: Birth of a Hate Mail Archive
- Soon this garbage is going to take on a life of it's own and revolt.
- "You should have seen the look on the parent's faces."
- The original Daisy Duke was hotter. There, I said it. Anyone have any pictures of her?
- Drunk Kid Piso Mojado.
- "Austrailia's new homeland security plan is in place."
- Is it the 22nd of the month already?
- Ever since that movie Jesus has been such a fucking rockstar.
- I wish I had a Ninja Turtles muu muu.
- Keep alert! You never know when you will see a naturally occuring phallice symbol!
- You should've seen his girlfriend's tongue get stuck.
- Nothing too special about this picture, it's just plain old hot.
- You guys spelled OOOWOOOOO wrong.
- "Got someone with the old 850 cups filled with water routine."
- It looks like he made out with a vacuum cleaner.
- "Best part is, the dog is blind."
- "My friend down the hall can hang himself. Can you?"
- How did you get the squirrel to stay still like that? Uh oh.
- "Found a new way to hit on girls."
- Does that say UC or JC? Because we already know Jesus hearts us. (nudity)
- The guy in the back with the red hat cracks me up. (nudity)
- You know, you're just paying for the brand name.
- If you're this serious about beer pong, you should re-evaluate why you are playing in the first place.
- "Friends that poop together stay together." I'm keeping this under sexual only because I can see most of the girl in back's legs.
- "Really can't explain this one. But did I mention it was found in a church?"
- This fight is the equivalent of the Asian Rocky vs the Asian Thunderlips.
- Lay down boy!
- "My buddy dressed up as Napoleon Dynamite and we went out to the campus bar. The DJ ended up calling him out to the dancefloor and this is what transpired."
- Yeah, but I'd like to see him do it while suspended in a tank of water. That's on fire.
- Hurra Torpedo's appliance fueled rendition of Total Eclipse of the Heart.
- That settles it, I'm moving to Saint Louis.
- A wonderfully obvious study. The UW even gives her a grant for this.
- 4 easy steps to talking like Yoda.
- One college guy's view on the current state of college women's fashions.
- Another great porn titile...
- Santa, Playmate arrested in trailer park by police.
- That's a lot of bicep curls.
- "This is where I told my ex he was going to college."
- Mischa Barton sunbathing topless...
- How about a worst son category?
- Guys I am soo sorry about all these porn titles! They're just too funny!
- How is that a pillow fight? (gross nudity)
- Apparently, he just has that effect on people.
- Flinstones and others smoking...
- I wonder if it was a Biggie-sized finger?
- Starting a fire on your passed-out friend's head...
- The story behind Belushi's COLLEGE shirt.
- Little known fact: This is how all girl roommates go to sleep.
- How about a weird flash for ya?
- And the asshole of the year award goes to...
- History of Dippin' Dots!
- The reviews make this the best Amazon link in a while.
- Shopping cart full of guns?
- Yes. This is actually the ugliest shirt in the world.
- Guy sells his 1988 Volvo for a Playstation Portable...
- There's gotta be a law against this. (gross)
- "Reasons why I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch"
- 80s movie action - body counts, political content, and homoeroticism counters!
- Food TV's Rachael Ray: Dirty?
- A handicapped woman's amusing page on toilets.
- Hilarious confessions from an ill-equipped man whore.
- Remember the time machine from Napoleon Dynamite?
- Party in a sidways room. Pretty inventive.
- Woman having sex with student- looks like her boyfriend already knew.
- How to tell a kid his parents are dead.
- Ironic name....
- Naloleon Dynamite, Halo style.
- Wow- what an example, Mom.
- Pictures of the acutal finger in the chilli. (gross)
- Participants referred to the conduct as "tea bagging."
- A toilet that won't stop flushing...
- "Kyle kicks Bob square in the leg. Pain ensues."
- Terry Schiavo's brother... is Ben Stiller?
- Collection of transparent desktop images...
- Zach from The OC doing a gay scene in a movie...
- Five Reasons Hillary Duff Probably Digs Me
- Teehee.
- Twisted ankle.
- "Thailand knows how to treat tourists right..."
- More amazing online ad placement.
- Now this is a crime inspired by Grand Theft Auto 3.
- That'll make your body curl.
- "It's funny cause I'm Asian"
- Would you have rather made out with the girl on the right, or let her make out with another girl and taken pictures to post online? That's the dilemma one CH reader recently dealt with. I think we can agree he made the right choice.
- Behind you!
- Check out these cans! Woooo! Spring break!
- Two negatives is a positive, right?
- "The best 50 cents I ever spent."
- "We found Uncle Rico."
- "He was born of a floor lamp, we named him Bongzilla."
- Depressing online ad placement.
- That's a big keyboard.
- Only because of that license plate.
- "We were done with our trip to Mexico so we gave this guy the last bottle of $5 vodka as long as he posed for it."
- Elvis would shoot his TV when he didn't like what was on. Somehow, that seems safer.
- To think, my parents thought my communications degree would amount to nothing.
- "The guy's face in the background describes the situation perfectly."
- This picture is as close as the law allows me to get to Lindsay Lohan.
- Same ad, different bad placement.
- "Who calls the cops at noon on a sunday to tell them you got shamed?"
- "Well guys, it was either build this or study for our MCATs... We have chosen wisely."
- It's like a volcano, only colder. And with semen.
- Best boobies picture in weeks. (nudity)
- You think they would thank me for all the awesome candy.
- How do you McLikeIt?
- I'd hate to live there.
- The washing machine was asking for it.
- Effective French advertising. The lesson learned: French kids are annoying.
- Wet T-Shirt contests are inherently slippery
- Here comes the hotstepper, murderer.
- *sigh* the other part of hockey that I miss is the fights.
- Bullseye!
- Snoctapus.
- Lamest vanity plate of all time.
- It's not comfortable and it smells like ass, but it's a great conversation piece.
- "It's an alligaduck."
- "It is kind of odd the Jessica Alba hasn't made College Humor more often." It's a problem only you the user can rectify.
- "I met MJ from the RealWorld... little did he know one of the girls at the party I was at before drew a fake mugastar on my back."
- It looks like the cover of Office Space.
- "Redneck DirecTV."
- Hottest Bartender next door kinda Hottest Bartender, from Ohio.
- "How desperate is this mouse?"
- I don't remember thinking that!
- Weeeeeee!
- "The Leaning Tower Of Passed Out."
- Don't worry, that's how Bruce Lee stretched.
- "You should see the other guy!"
- "Jesus would be proud."
- "Please MTV, pimp my sled."
- "I like the ROFL swiss better."
- I took a picture of the Hottest Bartender at Maddogs!
- We're showing very poor judgement by showing you this very bad article placement.
- Good boy!
- Sweet ride.
- A seahorse.
- From all the way down under, a UTE (whatever the hell that is) converted into a mobile mini fridge/dead hooker transport unit.
- Connect the dots, la la la la la.
- A seven pound burrito bomb.
- I'm impressed, even if he didn't make it.
- Boys Gone Violent at Spring Break
- Cheerleading is so a sport!
- Woah THATS what Cricket is? Woah is that girl flashing at a cricket game?
- "This is my buddy Brad, he's gonna bong some enchilada sauce."
- If he was as good at anything else as he was at DDR, he would be rich by now.
- Hottest Barten... wow those are bigger then her head.
- My friend on Halloween being Pedro. On numerous occasions, people thought he WAS the real Pedro
- If you have yet to check out CH Raw...
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Anti-Christ Turtle.
- The pilot episode of "Heat Vision and Jack", the greatest show never made.
- At least it's not Ashlee Simpson.
- Put your name on a custom painted air conditioning service van.
- The Secret of Bananas!!!
- Does this seem terrible to anybody else?
- Funny Quiz. How Ladylike Are You?
- Camel Toe anyone?
- Hi. Here is a smoking hot girl stripping. (nudity)
- Most of the time they just call it a "frat" house.
- That's a lot of thongs.
- SeX-Box.
- Look at the SECRET video. It's very beautiful.
- "The tuna"= vernacular tunatacular.
- Wall of Death at Ozzfest.
- There will be no easter this year.
- Illustrated sensory and optical illusions. New article!
- Japanese Gameshow where they locked a guy in an empty room...
- Hoverboards are sweeter than all sweet.
- Upgrading your 9 year old cell phone...
- NASA researchers look to Golden Showers as potential water source.
- Of all the misprints to make...
- All you wanted to know about Goldshlager.
- A good sign the trend is maxed out...
- Zipcode decoder. This is one of the coolest things ever.
- Punch-Out... except with breakfast.
- Largest digital image in the world. The source image is around 3.5 Gigapixels.
- Al Lambert from Step by Step cleans up nice...
- Iran woman police school graduates... Move over Charlie's Angels!
- Turn your Wok into a 2.4GHz parabolic dish WiFi repeater.
- Cool Google Montage program.
- I've heard of walk-in closets...
- Accept Jesus Christ and get a free PS2!!
- "Human feet shouldn't smell that bad."
- A short animation depicting the consequences of cheating on your significant other.
- Weird animations about taking pills.
- Access Hollywood's Pat Obrien's voicemail.
- I guess it was a really annoying dog?