Content from April 2005 (Page 4)
- Just last week they kicked me out of Subway for that exact reason.
- Sure, you don't want to find this in your dining halls food. The good news is you can make wishes on it. The bad news is that the wishes all have ironic twists and go poorly.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: Surprisingly, one the best parts of the That Guy contest has been looking at the actual pictures.
- "Germans... and puppies... love David Hasselhoff."
- THAT GUY CONTEST : They should have cast magic missle on That Guy, then taken the picture again.
- "You're kidding me, right? Jessica Alba in Idle Hands, how the hell could you miss that ass? Also, dark angel was just a tv series where she kicked a ton of ass wearing leather outfits, horribly stupid, but nice to watch."
- "I'm not a playa, I jus crush a lot..."
- "Simple, yet effective"
- Please keep your arms inside the vehicle.
- There better be the world's tiniest stripper inside that cake.
- Pow-pow-powerwheels pow-pow-powerwheels pow-pow-powerwheels - now I'm driving for real!
- "Well, they're OBVIOUSLY from the children he's killed."
- http://www.weprobablyshouldnthavemessedwithmyfriendsaparment andhungapictureofanakedguyinhisroomwhenhismomwasvisiting.com
- They really should stop running that "HAT LOAN" promotion every year, or at least get a more permanent sign.
- "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.
- How many times have you seen this scene?
- This Hottest Bartender comes to CollegeHumor all the way from Rome.
- "Deep in thought."
- Who doesn't need more tits!
- I'd say that's accurate.
- Take whatever you want!!!
- Yo yo yo Ronny McD here freakin' with some asian booty.
- That's one hell of an abortion.
- Haha the person fell down!
- Whatever, I scored a goal in the World Cup once too. I was sick, my leg was broken, and it was against robots, but I guess this is a pretty good goal too.
- What was he trying to do?
- It's not that he dances any whiter then most people, he just does it in front of airplanes.
- "John Kerry checking out my friend's boobs."
- Do steroids make you not able to grow awesome moustaches? Because if they do, I think this might be case closed.
- It's a bizzare twist on that Lady and the Tramp scene.
- Is your door closed?
- Coke vs Pizza Hut
- Look closely
- Uh oh, is it almost baseball already?
- The world's most cumbersome car bomb?
- I love Dogs Playing Poker.
- That's the gayest thing I've seen a rabbit do since Bugs Bunny dressed up as a girl to seduce Elmer Fudd.
- THAT GUY: Bottom right.
- Nobody told anyone else it was an underwear party?
- Awww he looks so happy.
- It's not for you, it's for your brother.
- "Made from a 'Campus Effort to Address Smoking' and my police issue Maglite."
- Wouldn't it be nuts if she was farting while this picture was being taken? You'd never know. Would that make it more or less hot?
- "Anything for a win."
- Looks like some rough sex.
- Tim's put my remote control inside a jelly again. That's the third time he's done it. It wasn't even funny the first time.
- That is the least efficient bikini I've ever seen. (nudity)
- Back in my day we didn't have your fancy sharpie markers, we used tar and damn it it was good enough!
- I wuv trains. Weee!
- I don't know what to make of this picture. Great costumes though.
- Alright, so graph the tangent of X and... Mr. Kovacheski is kinda creepy, isn't he?
- The only thing shocking here is that I'm not seeing any boobies.
- Look ma, no hands!
- My paintballs are my fists!
- Halo Dance Club.
- Wow, golf is kinda cool sometimes.
- Party foul!
- Thinking Man: T Stands for Terrible
- We are truly bringing freedom to the Iraqis.
- Chillaxin' by the pool.
- Mmmm.... hedgehog sauce.
- Everything in the room is covered in aluminum foil, including the inside of the microwave!!!!!!
- Make sure your shaming victim is completly passed out first.
- "Instead of 'storm shelter' they should have named it 'The Shocker Fuck Box 3000'. You can bet your ass, they would've have had more inquiries inside."
- What, no partial credit?
- "I knew harry potter did more than just magic."
- ... then you turn left, into the wall.
- "Have you ever wondered if that pink Master Chief might really be some hot girl playing in her underwear?"
- West Virgina, you are taking this Chapelle Show thing too far.
- Maybe it's not a mistake. Maybe they fix one of a series of rows placed one above another.
- T is for Tattoo, and Tattoo is for me.
- "It took a keg and a half and about 5 hours"
- I maintain that posting this isn't as evil as taking the picture.
- I think this is Doc's time machine from the end of Back to the Future 3.
- THAT GUY: Another That Girl.
- "Sorry about the 'college humor', we were drunk." (nudity)
- Meowtini.
- Was "Happy Birthday, Love Jen". Now?
- Reaction shot to two girls making out.
- This carrot cake is amazing. I've never had anything like it. Hey, is it hot in here?
- This guy makes one of these videos every week. I'm pretty sure they don't usually end with him marrying household appliances though.
- That man should not be driving.
- MORDOR!
- I wonder how they eventually woke him up.
- "Spin & Swing: a new sport that's sweeping the nation"
- "Top 10 Celebrity Nip Slips"
- "Why Everything I Ever Need to Know I Learned Through Porno Spam Email"
- Awww, how sweet, they're in... WOW, that had to hurt.
- The New Keyras Video! (nicest ass ever girl)
- If this isn's winner of "Mother Of The Year 2005", I dont want to know who is.
- Med School- who needs it?
- Elle Macpherson Topless Beach Pics...
- These porn titles are so addicting.
- Some kid writes Jesus' diary...
- They will hate you so bad.
- It just gives you a good feeling, ya know?
- Some kid lipsyncing to Meatloaf's "I'd do anything for love"
- Read what not to bring. Worst school ever!
- Motorcycle stunt game...
- "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Clit"
- This beats Formula1 racing...
- Michael Jackson iPod Ad? Think REALLY different...
- You should stop tanning when...
- This site monitors the usage statistics of a campus bathroom in real time.
- A realistic assessment of how many 12 year olds I could beat up...
- Idiot prints child porn at Kinkos.
- Customized error 404 pages.
- Your data turned into art. Pretty cool.
- The single speak decoder...
- The Bikini Sniffer...
- At NDSU, students wrote-in Pedro Sanchez for the student senate elections.
- Miss Georgia Sex Offenders Pageant
- Now that's dedication...
- So that's where they are...
- Comedy Central Presents Mitch Hedberg. RIP.
- Good research Pays Off...
- FYI: You cannot bring Transformers on a plane.
- Arizona really likes Oprah, I guess.
- "Webster actor given a warning for speeding" You know it is a slow news day...
- That's worse than picking yor nose and eating it.
- Those crazy MIT students and their fake papers.
- Bukakke Cookies!!!
- Frat fight ends in missing ear at Henderson State University
- You know the word "bling" is over when...
- Thank God for spring and bikini models.
- I Believe I Can Fly
- Very artsy fartsy beer pong photography. And by that I mean everyone has their clothes on.
- Does that thing predict the future and tell rebels how to restore the oxygen on Mars or something?
- THAT GUY CONTEST: I keep telling you, these are funnier when they are unintentional. This one's pretty funny though.
- Dude, that is the WORST Village People Halloween costume I have ever seen.
- "Uncle Rico traveled all the way from Idaho to visit JMU."
- Tee hee... Edgartown.
- Why is this in poor taste? It's about pensions.
- How can Jessica Alba be this naked, yet I still can't see anything? Dumb standards.
- Shopping at The Gap keeps getting stranger and stranger.
- "If I were Nelly, I'd buy the chrome M3 over the Benz." If I were Nelly, I would become a goverment double agent superspy. *sigh* If I were Nelly....
- It jumped out in front of me. Darndest thing.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: Auto-focus really brought out That Guy.
- Batter up.
- "Getting ready for paintball season."
- THAT GUY: "Does this count as that guy?" No.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: "This guy is just plain shady."
- THAT GUY CONTEST: You decide who the bigger douche is.
- It's not my fault his stuff is all covered in germs.
- That's a Looney Tunes quality slap.
- I wish I was Lindsay Lohan's dressing room. It would be a sad lonely life, living as a room instead of a person, but I think it would be worth it.
- This boobies picture isn't notable for boobies or picture quality, but rather beacuse BYU is a very religous school sponsored by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. (nudity)
- Satonion.
- "The line has been drawn."
- you love penny loafers?
- No, seriously. I'm drunk.
- To commemerate the day Britney Spears officially jumped the shark, here's where all this commotion started.
- "As requested: The Original Daisy Duke." So much hotter than Jessica Simpson. Thanks guys.
- THAT GUY CONTEST: Why is That Guy doing a backflip?
- "McGriddle Me This"
- More extreme Hippie Sports.
- "Whats the opposite of acapella AND stomach mario?"
- They're cute now, but we'll see who is cute when I'm leading the resistance and you're skull is getting crushed by one of them. It'll be me.
- What 50 Cent's albums would sound like if he spent his days chasing large bosomed British women. (MP3)
- "The O.C. Review," 4/14/2005
- I'm going to write a mysery novel about the manhunt that ensues. It will be called "P is for Pooping".
- More like lake BOREoggagoggmanchuaggagoggchaubunagungamaugs!
- "I kid you not, this is what it looks like when French people soupe up their cars."
- "Why I oughta!"
- When they comp you drinks all day in Vegas, they have to expect this sort of thing.
- More like Arlington MICHAEL JACKSON Center! Am I right!!!
- Good thing the sign doesn't say something else, like "Stop Here When Puking." This is much better. (nudity)
- Feoretically, if I was a girl, fis is where I would get my hair cut.
- Million Dollar Puppy.
- Haas Sutherland? I don't get it.
- Careful with her man, she looks 36 hours old but she's really 52 hours old.
- Triple the transparent desktop.
- Splash!
- This one came with: "I love you Ashlee Simpson you vapid fucking screech owl."
- Victoria's Secret on a budget. (nudity)
- "Dont get drunk and try to punch a wine glass." Good advice.
- THAT GUY: Kids and video poker don't mix.
- "Spreading the love to Nepalese troops in Iraq. They call it 'Zing." From now on, I call it ZING too.
- Super MariSnow Brothers 1.
- Jessica Alba, who still hasn't been in anything you have heard of. Look for that to change this summer when Fantastic 4 comes out and she's just been in movies you haven't seen. Also, I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't mention that you can totally see
- "Tom was delicious."
- This Canadian Hottest Bartender looks ready to sell me a vowel.
- Once, when a Lion was asleep, a little Mouse began running up and down upon him. This soon wakened the Lion, who placed his huge paw upon him, and opened his big jaws to swallow him. "Pardon, O King," cried the little Mouse, "forgive me this time, I shal
- Keg Laps (in the dorm no less).
- You guys are still heros, no matter what.
- They did it. They said it couldn't be done, but he did it. Congratulations?
- Zlatan Ibrahimovic makes it look easy.
- Music from Nintendo Games sung acapella. A bunch of 'em...
- The fastest bladder in the world (nudity)
- Freestyle Walking Video...
- Yay for nerd rock!
- Are these the wimpiest postmen ever?
- Tiger's amazing shot at 16...
- World's smallest bikinis...
- Woah, this woman actually GOT a parent of the year!
- Find out how much your worth in U.S. dollars...
- Google search: "radical", not so radical.
- "A blog chronicling my attempt to rock the stache."
- Isn't it the students who are supposed to be the drunk ones?
- A dirty twist on the classic 'memory game'. (nudity)