Content from June 2005 (Page 4)
- Is she wearing a doiley?
- Good thing the bum can't read, this might hurt his feelings.
- A moose in a pool? Now I've seen everything!
- You don't even need a cup to wash off the ball.
- "What happened here?"
- "I started my Silence of The Lambs coat after my sunburn started to peel." (gross)
- "Take a look....it's in a book."
- When I'm driving my truck, I like to have easy access to my shotgun at all times but it's so darn bulky! There has to be a better way!
- Pandas are nature's class clowns.
- "Cat food is better when eaten realistically." Fair enough.
- And the Oscar for world's biggest jackass goes to...
- "Nick takes a tequila shot on air while newscaster fumbles through a sappy speech."
- What kind of ticket do you think you get for quadrupling the speed limit?
- How Boston runners keep in shape.
- In the world of random LiveJournals, this is a winner.
- Woman's ashes replaced with potato chips.
- "Real time machine" on ebay
- Let's toast to hot girls with webshots accounts.
- 4 page handwritten complaint from airline customer.
- AntCity Flash game- burn ants!
- Woman in Florida dresses up her squirrel in crazy costumes.
- "Nintendo of America's Video Game Content Guidelines"
- Straight out of a camp counselor instruction pack.
- Worst person ever.
- Google serves up the answer to another age old question.
- Now even YOU can make your own Super Mario boxes!
- Reminds me of the A-Team (game)
- The 20 Best Movie Kisses of All Time.
- British Lawnmower Racing....
- Phallic logo awards!
- Play old school oregon trail online...
- People who look like video game characters.
- I'd be glad not to be in Kansas anymore...
- This won't help the anti-french sentiment.
- Winner of the most inane magazine concept...
- Steven Lynch sings about being a gynecologist...
- Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band. (includes 3 songs to listen to!)
- A Night at the Roxbury?
- See what your woman would look like with fake boobs.
- Another "Best Mom" candidate.
- The force is not strong with these two.
- New paddleball regulation: Must be topless. (nudity)
- Who Needs College More Than You?
- Mittens
- You are under arrest for never getting to second base.
- "Is there room for me?"
- It's Hansel. He's so owned right now.
- Q: What did the sky diving camel say when his parachute wouldn't open?
- OBEY Uncle Jesse.
- "Right after this picture, he looked at it and said... ughh and passed out again."
- BREAKING NEWS: MICHAEL JACKSON NOT GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS! Let us celebrate by listening to Thriller and looking at boobies. (nudity)
- I wonder what the little tube does. I guess as long as the big tube dispenses beer, it doesn't matter.
- More Preakness? I'm not sure, and I don't care. (nudity)
- Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny.
- Soapy boobies. We think. (nudity)
- Poor, poor Harry.
- Why is that guy staring at the photographer and not Jessica Alba?
- All crappy pop stars lip sync, but only Ashlee Simpson let it happen to her on live TV. Never forget.
- "Taken at the Cleveland airport as a display example of what not to bring onto the plane."
- Are you not hammered? ARE YOU NOT HAMMERED!?
- Remember her in AnacOWNEDa?
- "Taken at the Cleveland airport as a display example of what not to bring onto the plane."
- Lindsay Lohan in a snow storm! Talk about hot AND cold! Sorry, in advance.
- Amateur Porno Day. (not actually porno)
- "He sucked up the massive embarrassment and kept playing... that's what I call a pro... now if he could only master walking."
- Sean Klitzner's Weekly Fix 6/10/05. This week, Sean trains to be on television.
- Snap crackle pop. (gross)
- G Mobile - Get mo' bitch.
- Hey Goat
- No motor boats? I thought this was America!
- I incorrectly called this is a Photoshop. I apologize. This is a real DVD cover to a real David Hasselhoff cowboy movie. It's directed by Alan Smithee - I hear he's excellent.
- "Down syndrome Wendy"
- "Human Sundae"
- This lady needs to consider another pet.
- Are you sure? I really think Satan eating bones is correct for #7.
- "I just hope it's not English she teaches."
- Boobs float. (nudity)
- Not boobies, but the next best thing.
- Somebody has taken their Bon Jovi fandom a little too far. (nudity)
- How low does your self esteem have to go before you buy the FAT blowup doll?
- Fire is not a toy!
- Somebody call for a woof-slinger?
- You are the chosen one.
- "Never stiff your lawnboy on his week's pay." You have a lawnboy?
- Worst part: it's a girl.
- Thinking Man: What That Mass Email Really Said
- Puppy Wish
- "Dorm golf."
- "... p.s. he spent last night in jail."
- Don't worry baby, I know the rhytem method.
- "We found the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. He's an excursion photographer in the Dominican. Best. Job. Ever."
- "My high school teacher Mr. Franks looks like Heihachi from Tekken"
- She blinded me with spelling.
- "And they said there was no I in Keg Stand."
- I give her an 8 for nudity.
- "Don't ride bikes with only 1 wheel, because this will happen."
- Arr... if ye insult me boat I'll have you walk the plank
- "If this gets posted, I get some ass." Everybody wins.
- "(Insert random wet nosed gynocologist joke here)"
- Who doesn't?
- Jet vs. motorcylce vs. car. Finally, we will know.
- Guys, to fully appreciate this I should let you know that "beaver" is often used as slang for the feamle genitalia!
- "Ever wonder why those guys are always crashing on nascar?"
- The things you can do with a snail costume...
- I don't care if you are wearing bunny ears. I'm mostly interested in nudity.
- The Mario theme on guitar.
- William Shatner, William Shatner, William Shatner, and Carmen Electra, do the end of Se7en.
- Watch where you're going.
- World's sexiest male joggers. By far.
- A wonton roll shaped like a vagina.
- Guy gets in trouble for putting boss on dating site.
- Have a donkey punch with your dinner!
- A collection of before and afters with touch-ups of celebrities.
- God wants you to have a threesome?
- Student arrested for calling a police horse "gay."
- Women drivers collection.
- No officer, I just have Freidreich's Ataxia. Here's my doctor's note.
- The Top 10 Ways to Destroy the Earth--all actually feasible.
- Animal Sounds around the world.
- Wow. All I can say is wow. (nudity)
- An inflatable movie theater for your backyard. Tight.
- Quite the extreme newspapering prank.
- Paris Hilton flashes live tv (nudity)
- Weird flash site. Messed up, disturbing, yet strangely relaxing.
- Google found Carmen Sandiego!!
- Anyone can play golf on the pretty grass. Try your skills on pavement.
- Russian Man Hammers Nail Into Head After
- Flying with a burning chute.
- Help free Katie Holmes from Tom Cruise.
- Ukulele Master. Schweet.
- The real goth. Beware.
- Doing crazy shit with Jell-O.
- Because everybody knows -- kids love to study the Bible at recess.
- Photoshoppers take on the 'Gay Fish' sign...
- "What if that guy from smashing pumpkins lost his car keys"
- Biting Vaginas. Look out.
- Train stops on tracks and bridge burns down.
- Is this illegal? Who-da-thunk-it.
- Rebecca Romijn in a bikini, gained a 'lil weight.
- Underwear bandits...
- Students spend 24 hrs in a convenience store.
- Oh the things one can find at a yard sale...
- To protect and serve.
- Those could only be Pringles.
- High-end condoms still feel like condoms.
- This guy isn't "dancing" but he's got strong arms.
- Three cheers for striped pants (nudity)
- My Blackout
- Letter From Future Graduates
- Cromax
- Martha Stewart still hasn't cleaned up her act.
- "The Next Karate Kid"
- "We used his Rubber Cement to paste things to him."
- I was going to buy five thousand dollars worth of stamps and cover the room in those. This is a much better idea.
- I went as a Zima. I got beat up. (nudity)
- Mary Kate phone home.
- L0wned of the Rings
- "My sister is 15..."
- ...so then my car got towed, and I still ended up having to pay the ticket. It was probably the worst thing that ever happened to anyone.
- Best wedding EVER.
- I got beat up for the same thing last week, how come it's cool in the UK?
- "Saddest part was that he had two twin boys that had the same disturbing hair style."
- It took six of them, but they finally found the G-Spot.
- Poor Ad Placement: I don't wanna be treated like an employee.
- That's not a surprise.
- You know your in college when...
- I think that's Ray Romano on the left, and possibly teenage Farva in the middle.
- While my ukulele gently weeps. You're going to want to at least stick around for the solo. Performer: Jake Shimabukuro jakeshimabukuro.com Recorded by: Midnight Ukulele Disco ukuleledisco.com
- "A Bud Light commercial you sure won't see anytime soon!"
- Dane Cook is also in love with Katie Holmes, and announces it on Jimmy Kimmel.
- When you shoot at a lion, you better make sure you hit it.
- Instant Bacon
- CollegeHumor's new intern, Theresa McFictional.
- Down in front, I want to hear the creepy guy sing!
- Calm down, it's not like they're for you.
- Funny Sign Change
- If you add the third season DVDs of Saved By The Bell in there, you would have everything I ever need.
- This girl's got some major reach. She's a face eater.
- Kitty loves liquor.
- Maybe if you're drunk this picture looks clear. (nudity)
- New boy in the neighborhood, lives d0wned stairs and it's, undertsood.
- Did anyone else see Kicking & Screaming?
- FORTUNE COOKIE: Learn english - always, an adverb, not a noun.
- The over/under on Lindsay Lohan going to rehab: three months. Place your bets. 12 days until Herbie: Fully Loaded.
- "DO NOT hit windows." Good advice.
- It's the droppings you have to watch out for.
- It's how Jesus would have wanted it.
- Are those pickles on top of that thing?
- "Now I'm probably going to get rear ended on a daily basis."
- "On interstate 40 in California."
- "I wonder if she got it all."
- Today's video of someone getting whacked in the nuts: Dodgeball.
- Positively New Jersey!
- GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
- "I am sick of seeing weak ass burnouts."
- The ole ' impossible sit-up gag.
- Father's name: Ima Badparent.
- Badass dropkick.
- Bam Margera's ex-fiance ousting Bam for "F-ing Jessica Simpson"
- This is why snakes scare the shit out of me.