Content from June 2005 (Page 5)
- Fishy skirt, mam...
- Officer pulls over stolen car- his own.
- One expensive french fry.
- If you live in Florida, here is how you get out of a DUI.
- "The Gay Adventures of Burnt Face Man!"
- Next time let's try a better layout.
- Classic memory style playing and gruesome delicious gore for fun.
- Ah, what a career.
- Is there a "girl's car stuck in the mud" fetish I'm unaware of?
- Serious job dedication.
- Celebraing Yoni (vagina art?)
- Ooops.
- No, I don't need it by Father's day.
- Leatherface???
- "Community college: Purgatory"
- Rap Jam, Voume 1 - Best Queen Latifah video game ever.
- It's raining men!
- The creationist view of what happened to the dinosaurs gets a little out of hand.
- Why would anyone put this on their MySpace profile??
- Who's down for some putt-putt?
- Nerd stabs another nerd to death for selling a nonexistant sword.
- I would have expected this in Las Vegas...
- Most Retarded News Story Topic: "Would Jacko find jail tough?"
- Cubans attempt to take taxi to Florida.
- StarWars with Gamer Subtitles.
- Well, now. That makes me feel really safe.
- This video will seriously freak the shit out of you.
- People You Hate XXXI
- Game Shows Suck Anyway
- Weeaboo
- Damn, I wanted on that tire swing.
- I hate when people get drunk and start crying about their problems.
- "Do they have to rub it in?"
- Who would win in a fight, butt or boobies? Answer: everybody. (nudity)
- "Sign rearranged at jewelry store"
- "This speaks for itself." (gross)
- "What happens when it snows in may a week before finals."
- I pictured them having more armpit hair.
- I hate Mondays.
- Vowned for Pedro.
- Thundercats... Thundercats... Thundercats....... Hoown3d!
- Father and son.
- That's quaint. Sort of.
- "We threw his kielbasa down the window pit and he dove after it." Hardcore.
- Trojan's new condom, for ballers like myself.
- Ramses XI (reigned 2000
- The hardest part is wedging the filter into their gills.
- "You have to appreciate their optimism."
- I'll have mine well done.
- That's not even dancing! He's basically asking people if they want to see the gun show and flexing in dance form.
- Get in shape!
- An Asian guy screaming at unsuspecting people. Are you clicking yet?
- Worst racecar driver ever.
- I hate Mondays.
- Napolean Dynamite invades the spelling bee.
- Angry Hammer
- "Britney's nasty feet."
- In my opinownedation, the sun is gonna surely shine.
- In my country, furniture sits on people!
- Uncle Rico is on the move again, he's now made it to Folsom Lake.
- Can you sign here? And here.
- Which way to the book store?
- That would be adorable, if the the deer wasn't eating twigs full of bugs 10 minutes ago. Who am I kidding ITS STILL ADORABLE!
- Not only does the monkey understand exactly what he's doing, he was actually the one that submitted this picture!
- Great facial expressions all around. (nudity)
- Well then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls / Cause all I see is a tower of dreams / 0wnage burstin' out of every seam.
- How great?
- "This pimpin ride is for sale in Illinois." Who would sell that?!?
- You know (makes hand gesture) Pamela Anderson.
- "My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.
- Jessica Alba, I've now seen your boobies. When we meet, that's going to give me the psychological advantage.
- All potential problems are accounted for.
- Mom said those tap lessons she made you take when you were 4 were going to pay off.
- There's always room for 0wnage.
- "Just clowning around."
- More Star Wars DJs.
- Lacrosse fight.
- A chicken at Star Wars opening night.
- Kids these days with there karate and jump flips. In my day, kids were nailed to the ground for hours at a time and we didn't complain.
- Now that's what I call a shaming...
- Rock on, dude.
- You know what they say, blood is thicker than diesel.
- Some babies have two cracks.
- Side scrolling shooting game similar to Contra.
- Woman tasered during a traffic stop...
- Argument over Harry Potter book ends in gunfire.
- Weird German designer toilets. As SFW as a pissing fetish can be.
- They don't come standard. (nudity)
- Police release sex slave from car trunk.
- "Who can drink more- whites or blacks?..."
- Damnit, I need a wheelchair.
- Enlarge the photo (inside Office Space joke)
- I wouldn't want him doing my urology.
- Worst analogies ever.
- We've seen virtual bubble wrap. Here's virtual lite brite!
- eBay auction for a Nintendo computer.
- Stick-figure fighting, kill the boss.
- Lovely name, Penn.
- Pot Poisoning! My dear god!
- Girl stripping in locker room (nudity)
- Exploding Toads in Germany!
- Elderly man pulls handle on exit door of airplane, thinking it's the bathroom.
- Police officer gets burger laced with meth.
- A fantastic Onion article...
- Swedish TV blooper.
- Risky Whisky Truck Game.
- You were wondering why so many girls like Halo? (dirty)
- Optical illusion. Get ready for your mind to be blown.
- Online jigsaw puzzle!
- Garfield Fruit Snacks? Ah, the days.
- Man, Malaysia is strict....
- Anything you want... made out of duct tape.
- 80 yr old woman running prostitution ring! Go New Jersey.
- Darth Vader on the 1's and 2's.
- Three minutes of bare knuckle fighting.
- I REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON MY CAREER
- Are You Pseudo'd?
- Not Today Little One
- I think they mean chickens, but I agree either way.
- "This just defines Preakness AND Baltimore."
- Oh, bother.
- We're super!
- These things are usually an inside job.
- You got it dude!
- "Elvis Duck." It would be much funnier if it was a picture of a duck shooting a television.
- I was under the impression that heaven didn't have a roof. Best sign in a while.
- How po' can you be?
- Let's get sinful, and we'll just atone for it on Yom Kippur.
- 'Where are the other three?"
- "At Niagara Falls. I guess Canadians need to know not to jump the railing separating you from the giant waterfalls."
- At least you don't have to worry about locking your keys in the car.
- Shhh... I have a secret. Come closer. Closer. Closer. Shhhhh... boobies. (nudity)
- "After four hard years of drinking in New Orleans, this is Tulane's final test for your diploma."
- You'd think the enormous cross near the pornography store would be a huge conflict, but it actually serves as great promotion for "The Passion Of The Christ Gets Everywhere."
- Nerds hack iPods to run Linux and play videos. You can tell they are nerds because for some reason, he has 3 iPods.
- More card tricks.
- Putting Down Your Purse 101.
- Ever wonder what a burning keyboard looks like? Yeah, me either.
- The second best thing this girl has going for is her uncanny ability to keep her head out of the camera. The best thing is everything else.
- Turtle City
- "The employee said the man had an erection."
- "Boobs asunder in the bathroom at formal." (nudity)
- Together at last.
- Perhaps the most disturbing part of this picture is the resemblance that Patrick Star has to the clansmen.
- A sketch of Michael Jackson's penis, based on the description of an earlier accuser. Like you're not curious...
- What do you think is faster, this thing or the Batmobile? Trick question - nothing is faster than the Batmobile.
- "Look how happy they are =)"
- The curtains don't match the shag carpeting.
- For when you have to make #2 while you play #3.
- Maybe she needs it to move around that big ole' butt of hers!
- Yes, we're playing beer pong and no, he's not carrying his weight.
- "The driver was Mexican... who would have thought?"
- That's so hot I GOTTA grab my crotch in the background.
- No thanks, I already threw out my back buying a Subaru.
- Ramen - part of this complete breakfast.
- The commercial in this video makes us all ask "What the hell is wrong with Sean Klitzner?" Weekly Fix - 6-03-05.
- If you need me, I'll be in Japan.
- "So what did you think?" "It was really loud... extremely loud."
- "You can spell awesome without Bob, but you shouldn't." (I think he meant to say "BIKE ACCIDENT!")
- Pop cap jet pack.
- "BOOB CHURCH!!!!"
- Thinking Man: Dude, Where's Your Car?
- Mermaid Princess
- "Tina, come get some ham."
- Finally, a driving school for dyslexics.
- I didn't know your mother found a job as a gate.
- "We tried to make his face look like The Ultimate Warrior"
- "This dude is 6'7"
- I guess theives aren't that bright.
- Here it is. The world's - no, the GALAXY'S - greatest license plate!
- That's what the Red Cross is all about - helping.
- What about dimes? They're small.
- "Construction workers should really keep their eyes on what they're doing."
- "Remember, when getting a fake ID correctly spell the state that you are saying you have a residence in."
- "Don't let your dog watch Scarface." I just don't let my dog watch R rated movies in general.
- I tried to add a rocket booster, but mom said no.
- The thing about eating gay fish is you're really not impacting the survival of the species.
- Forbidden lovers trying to steal just one kiss.
- "How to determine if your Axe Body Spray really works.."
- This kid has a bright future of being insane.
- Head tricks.
- Breakdancing warms my heart.
- Anyone good at juggling OR Dance Dance probably has too much time on his hands. Someone good at both...
- A real life masturbating bear. Eat your heart out Conan O'Brian.
- Frankenstein fetishes? Sure why not.
- Here are lots of people in many positions. (sexual!)
- What color eyes will your kids have?
- Be a DJ on the internets.
- The human clock is so cool.
- No more Sub Club because of counterfitters.
- If you haven't seen the electronic belt buckle yet...
- Warcraft hero Leeroy. (total nerds only)
- The 49ers are using advanced tactics to improve their organization.
- Mmmm.... delicious?
- "Cunt: A Cultural History"
- Kate Moss topless at a photoshoot.
- You are shown an image(s), and you try to guess what movie it is from.
- Filling the boss' office with paper boats?
- Vadass game. Kinda reminds me of Zelda.
- Video to Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter, gets funny.