Content from September 2005 (Page 5)
- Sorry, I don't drink Evian. I will only consume water imported from a particular forrest on top of a mountain in Fiji. It costs twelve dollars a bottle - but the minerals!
- More drug dealers. Apparently, they are quite good at dealing drugs.
- It's green, too.
- "My roomates favorite drunk food! It's is a sandwich with 8 pieces of bacon, 2 cups of lard, 5 tablespoons of mayo, 6 eggs (cooked in the lard), 4 pieces of cheese, deep fried bun, tomato (the only healthy thing), and enough fat to last at least 6 days (2
- This sign is sexist! What about all the men who ate just an incredible amount of ass all year?
- Have you ever wished you could do a front flip on a bike WITHOUT breaking your neck? There has to be a better way!
- "Who needs A/C when you've got the JC."
- This sign may be a little silly, but I'm sure there is a noticeable increase in the alertness of anyone who reads it.
- "At least the trash doesn't have to be taken out."
- An Internet classic - William Shatner performing Rocket Man. Come see what The Family Guy was parodying.
- Ain't no mountain high enough (high enough), ain't no valley low enough (no, no, no, no), ain't no river wide enough (ain't no river wide enough) to keep me from staring at boobs. (nudity)
- Girl.
- "For the love of god Ronald, look behind you!"
- Sticky tape - is there anything it can't do?
- But his puppy dog eyes!
- Nothing says hilarious like careless labor day fires!
- This appears to be drunk, public sex at Michigan State. (no nudity, yes people having sex)
- Nice shootin' Tex.
- Honey, why don't we start going to church on Saturday instead?
- Now do you believe me? It's all part of one big lie, man.
- My little angel is growing up so fast.
- Bert, Ernie, and Big Bird I knew... but Elmo? You know, thinking about it now it makes sense.
- I've eaten lizards too, but only in pie form (it was part of pledging).
- "Love your body day at USC."
- And now it gets a little weirder.
- Apparently "Foxy Grandpa" got a bit typecast...
- Disgusting Meal.
- But honey, I HAD to get a lap dance!
- Devon and Tara, simply amazing. (dirty)
- "What. The. Fuck."
- A real mighty mouse.
- Why is he wearing a hat and shoes?
- Some people just never grow up...
- Pimpin your wheels with LEDs.
- LOL- The Movie. Jesus Christ!
- Homers Beer Run - game.
- In case the hammer, dog and guns didnt scare you.
- Interview with the movie trailer guy.
- Professional pick-up artist...
- Gotta love Bourbon street.
- Don't ever move to Belmar, New Jersey.
- Learn to hide in 7 easy steps.
- The youngest girl ever to give birth was five yrs. old!
- It's not as easy as it looks to ride on a unicycle.
- Charlotte Church has a nice butt.
- How to hide an office bar...
- More on the world's ugliest dog...
- Outrageously cool remote control UFO.
- That's why they're called Killer Whales
- Pot plant excuse #4 - "My bird did it."
- Tee Hee.
- Kermit the Stoner.
- If webshots gets any hotter, it will combust.
- Artificial Inteligence bar... next Nobel Prize winner.
- More on popped collars as the school year starts...
- Bling Hard Disk Drives... Nerdalicious.
- Another reason to hate the French.
- Colored smoke trails. Neat.
- Shoot beer at thirsty people (game)
- Webshots Oil Wrestling.
- All hot girls should be given camera phones.
- $4 cases of beer in Gainesville.
- "An ounce of preparation..."
- Introducing" FALL!
- "Oh great, now the gas stations are getting sarcastic"
- Is it even nudity if I can't see nipples? (nudity?)
- "Did you know that a magnum XL condom can hold 7 gallons of water?" Better safe than sorry, but that does seem like overkill.
- Here's a great zinger you can use at home! Queue up this video of the world's ugliest dog, call your friend over, and then say "Hey, I didn't know your mother was on the Internet." That'll show them.
- "Dorm Slave."
- Mediocre shaming saved by clevage.
- "Jacked Up Jag"
- Cart-cycle.
- The word douche really rolls off the tounge. Say it out loud - douche.
- Useless website
- Cl8 Boardin'
- Right fielder, Pedro Sanchez.
- So macho!
- When resident life turned off our air conditioning, they probably weren't counting on us figuring out a way to use three times as much power.
- I understand why the kid who just got an 8 shaved into his head isn't wearing a shirt, but what about the other two guys?
- A glimpse of the future! (with some softcore stripping thrown in to make sure you click)
- I just called, to say, I love boobs. (nudity)
- MVPenis
- To make your own slip and slide, all you need is 100 feet of plastic tarp from lowes, a bottle of apple scented soap, and water!
- Time lapse of a crazy guy at CVS.
- "Fun with mustaches at the supermarket."
- Girls making out?
- If only I could show Al-Quaida this picture, maybe I could melt their hearts and we could have peace.
- The toaster oven is broken, but I have an idea...
- "The University of Cincinnati - a leader in time travel technology."
- I think we drank a little too much last night, that game of Edward Chainsaw-Hands was CRAZY!
- "These are 20 of the most awesome trick shots I have created and learned over this summer."
- "This is what happens when a freshman passes out at a beach party." If he does something like this within days of arrival, imagine what the next four years have in store for him.
- Thinking Man: Paging Paige Page
- And proud we are of all of them.
- "We lost count around 3000 caps."
- Want to be popular in college? Build a bar in your dorm room. These guys did, and now look at them!
- What are you guys staring at?
- Kanye West goes off script during the Katrina telethon. Watch Mike Myers' surprised face at the very end...
- Boobies divided. (nudity)
- So you're saying if I have a baby, I could bring some liquor in?
- Do adorable bears shit in the woods?
- Don't feel bad, even Lil' Jon gets rejected.
- "This is a cake of my best friend and his wife" (warning: cake nudity)
- Pregnancy is doing strange things to Britney...
- They should make naughty crayons. I would love a crayon that said "TITS" on it.
- If you're going to get something ironic permanently etched onto your body, I recommend doing it during college.
- Hahahah, worst doctor ever.
- The Origins of Life as told by Scientology
- "All people named Tony are douchebags."
- "News story I wrote based on a CollegeHumor prank"
- Good to know.
- Got a prescription for those leeches?
- Another reason not to rape people!
- Oh, those silly porn titles!
- Okay, dude...
- Blood Shed - Game
- Pimped out limos...
- Drunk on the bus...
- Making City Hall more interesting...
- Webshots rock my world.
- This ad is big! (funny aussie beer ad)
- Napoleon Dynamite ads for Utah State fair (on left)
- This guy shoots all sorts of targets in record time.
- Grandma goes wild...
- Taking shaming way too far...
- It's the dude who was the voice of Captain Planet!
- Movies ranked by how many times they say "fuck"
- Hot girl eating watermelon (nudity)
- Dating is Hell - one girls adventure in the trenches.
- Will you marry me?
- Frogger 3D.
- Best movie title ever?
- Man gets struck by lightning four times and lives.
- Dont let the monkey committ suicide.
- Webshots PJ party.
- Candy necklaces are for wimps. Candy bra? Better.
- Absolutely nerdariffic.
- Something's not right with this one...
- "I Can't Afford My Gasoline" parody.
- Mom of the Year: 'accepting award via hell'
- Ladies and gentleman, this is why I love college.
- "Nude resident chased by caped crusader"
- What a salesman.
- I wonder what this movie is about...
- Think this guy is into himself?
- A rad website about Bayside Tiger legend A.C. Slater!
- WTF?
- Maria Sharapova. You make me want to write poems.
- Another example of "things to never try"
- The Lost Art of Love
- Cartoon Innovators
- Michigan State's Sparty the Spartan has no balls.
- Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think.
- You should have done veins in sprinkles.
- I wonder if this was random.
- "You can't make this stuff up."
- There's a nude patch out for World of Warcraft. That's right, the nerdiest thing you can do just got nerdier. (orc nudity)
- I'm afraid I already have.
- Bullseye.
- Don't you think handicapped people understand how wheelchairs work?
- Why you should make sure you show up on move-in day before your roommate unpacks.
- Someone slips an F-Bomb past Fox News.
- "You know you drank to much when your 14 year old son shames you."
- "So I guess the world's largest pig is a male?"
- I'll trade you these TWO 10-year-old girls for your 8-year-old boy, a stroller, and a toddler to be named later.
- Either the dumbest man alive, or... I guess I don't really have a way to finish this caption.
- BOB BARKER HAS GONE INSANE!
- "We have a guy that lives in our common room. He lives in Washington, doesn't go to school here, yet he's been here for over 2 weeks now." Also, he is apparently a fag.
- HOT!
- Amazing Hypnotist
- The Feline Freshman 15.
- In case you were confused, this is an ass bong.
- Let's start over Costello, what is the name of the town at exit 119?!?
- "Give him a brake he was drunk." (motorcycle accident!)
- Do you have anything less... ethnic?
- At least... well I actually can't think of a silver lining here. You got your ass on CollegeHumor though, that's forever.
- "Well, Bob knew he was already on CollegeHumor.com for the shocker, so we decided to switch it up and go with the 'Canadian Crippler!"
- Go ninja go ninja go!
- Balloon Janet Reno.
- "Why am I so happy?"
- "The best part about this is the guys insurance didnt cover car fires." Hilarious!
- Paulina Rubia see-thru dress at VMAs...
- Ode to girls kissing (nudity)
- Tech gadgets for gangsters.
- Gmax Skateboard game...
- Smart inmate, eh?
- Zero Hunt - space fighter game...
- Open Letter to the Producers of My Super Sweet 16
- The Brits have come up with a fine lesson plan.
- Uncle Joey of Full House fame has a live journal.
- World's ugliest lamp.
- Videos of mental disorders. Crazy.
- Another one of those "worst mothers"
- It's the classic Break-out game, with a twist.
- N-Game (flash game)
- Webshots is what dreams are made of.
- Make grilled cheeses the Benny and Joon way...
- Busy Burger game
- Seriously, WebShots deserves a Nobel Prize.
- Almost gets taken out by the train.