Content from October 2005 (Page 3)
- "This is how St. Francis fixes a leaky roof."
- A modern day drunken William Tell.
- "Just hangin' around"
- Thinking Man: The Night the Heat Went Off
- You know, wash hands, wink wink. (taken at a Sonic)
- Twenty dollars for a Grill, that's robbery! Open up the Camaro, I've got an idea.
- I hope his next words were "Hi I'm looking for a new shirt and something to get rid of this facial hair."
- Have you no decency!?
- This must be why skinny guys are always hanging out with fat guys. I always assumed it was the hijinks.
- What's the odometer at? We'll just worry about it in a mile.
- Got to get boobs into my life. (nudity)
- I know we only live 10 minutes away but I want to sleep at the Days Inn!
- Alright, I'll get the cornrows!
- Is it snowman sex season already?
- Car 54, Where Are Boobs? (nudity)
- Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!
- The Surgeon General releases a new, haphazardly thrown together warning.
- Someone needs better locks.
- If your friend is willing to eat a moth for two dollars, he would probably do it for free.
- "Teacher not only gave 0 pts for the answer, but then deducted 5 more for the smiley face." :-(
- The first person to ever think this product looks like 3 ghosts having buttsex!
- If you think he's a huge Notre Dame fan, you should meet the guy who had to shave his back.
- You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.
- IUP's blockbuster "Wouldn't It Be Funny If We Actually Went?" concert series continues...
- See, you're not garbage.
- Best Buy Dancer
- Thanks, mom.
- One of the problems with passing out first is that everyone around you is drunk and full of bad ideas.
- Let's see we got soda, purple stuff, Sunny D! Alright!
- Poking Pokey.
- I've always considered myself a fan of the erotic arts.
- I didn't know Aqua Teen Hunger Force was cancelled.
- Uber-octo-bong
- I thought George Bush ate human babies.
- "Redneck Kia"
- Is there any other kind?
- "Somehow I blame society for this."
- Lost fans - check out this awesome Lost commercial from it's premeire in the UK. Non-Lost-fans - check out a great music video from the always cool David LaChapelle.
- A senior picture from Monkey High School.
- Come on! What else could that possibly mean?
- Whitey's always holding the man down.
- "Not only did this jackass put sunglasses on his dog, but he tatooed a picture of his dog wearing sunglasses on his leg."
- Wow, a cat that can lick it's own ass twice as effectively!
- Cheeseboobies in paradise. (nudity)
- Have your plant say "I love you"
- Another library jerker-offer.
- Bikes of the Future?
- Mascots who'd like you to eat them.
- I guess this is a website dedicated to shaming cats?
- Beirut Van. Maybe a little too into beer pong?
- Defend the Brewery
- Girl has same expression in every picture.
- '...also I come in my own face"
- Could be the weirdest fetish I've seen yet.
- Create your own designer baby.
- Hardcore gamer grandma.
- Home made spring shoes.
- $20,000 to do homework? Sign me up.
- Saddest thing I've ever had to read in my life.
- Could this be the best porn title of all time?
- Napoleon Dynamite's Don is looking for love?
- Pictures from the new Will Ferrell NASCAR movie...
- Group of kids smoke up the pizza man.
- DDR for your Ti Graphing Calculator
- First roller coaster ever to top 400 feet
- Dr. Phil clip that will make you puke.
- "Big Piece Of Poop" Withdraws From Mayoral Race
- Guy drives with body in windshield for 3 miles.
- "A version of Baby Got Back that racists can enjoy!"
- A guy drinks a glass of coke through his nose.
- Letters Game for typists.
- I'll buy whatever they're selling.
- "I hope this piece of shit doesn't win the mayor's race."
- What's next, Afri-cam?
- Miller Guy Fired for Drinking Bud Light
- Interesting job opportunity...
- Univ of Wisc breast exam page. Ugh. (medical nudity)
- Gross missed connection.
- "Does Halle Berry Have Six Toes?"
- Dude addicted to strippers loses his virginity!
- A real-life BangBus...
- 6-Foot Snake Found In Family's Toilet
- Ready to blow your brains out, pansy?
- A good reason not to hyphenate your name ladies.
- Assessing Risk: When and When Not to Beat It
- Redneck Christmas decorations.
- Yeah, it's nice and all but what are we going to do when it rains?
- He muttered something about yarn and then passed out like this.
- "The Craig Frank Show" - Sean Klitzner takes on the issue of affirmative action.
- Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP.
- It looks like Fiona's transformation was permanent.
- The abortion clinic needed a way to tell people who didn't speak English where they were.
- Hey second guy from the right - you aren't fooling anyone. We can clearly see you aren't holding anything.
- A lot of people took wacky senior pictures, but only one person took theirs as a 90's SNL character.
- He's getting his Jesus costume ready with authentic whipping welts. You have to admire that kind of dedication.
- Baron Von Murder! To what do I owe this boobie-ous honor?
- The Perry Bible Fellowship presents: Scorpy the Forest Friend.
- Finally, a shoe that tap dances for me.
- From UIC - "I'd like to point out that my college gets dumber every day."
- That's very creative Greg, but I asked the class for an actual paper on the pyramids.
- I swear, girls never look where they're going.
- Budget body armor from Iraq.
- How Would Jesus Mosh?
- "A Marine Corps Staff Seargant that I work with has two purple hearts from the war in Iraq. I've known him for 2 years now but I didn't even notice till now that getting his finger shot off gave him the ultimate shocker." What were you two talking about f
- That explains why your tattoo of Cheer Bear is walking funny.
- Wow I can think of two, maybe three things I would like to do with a girl that flexible!
- Whenever I read that sign I think "Uh oh, better look out for the retarded kids."
- Searching for my lost shaker of dignity.
- Come on Ben, you know the tree fort has a strict "NO GIRLS OR BEARS ALLOWED" policy.
- Someone needs to explain to the Israelis what hamburgers are.
- We've had videos of people eating gross stuff before, but usually they are drunk or making a wager or something. This guy's just having fun.
- I think I would rather watch these guys pose for photographs than see the movie again.
- Kyle Orton, I'd be drinking too if I was on the Chicago Bears.
- Isn't 1/2 bigger than 1/3? Hint: imagine a pizza pie.
- "Be sure that children do not reach into your vagina and steal the ring."
- Remember the opera scene in The 5th Element?
- Girls like Top Gun, so they must love it when guys keep track of who sleeps with the most girls using a Top Gun themed poster.
- A look at Rockstar Games' Bully.
- I don't understand, is that directed at me or the fucking kangaroos.
- NUDITY IN THIS PICTURE! Just kidding, look at all the pictures though.
- Hate to be a fireman in that town.
- License and registration, chicken fucker.
- The Chinese SUV got a zero on the crash test.
- Shoop shoop a-boobie, like Scoobie Doobie. (nudity)
- $200? Fine!
- "The owner of the beer distributor proceeded to lecture him on the evils of underage drinking."
- I'd just like to point out the guy who submitted this picture entered his name as "BiG OZ StuD."
- How to come out of the nonsexual closet.
- Well... yeah.
- Tee hee.
- This dog is so lazy and awesome.
- Hilariously creepy tour of a swingers club.
- Best Fast Food Burgers
- Not the kind of teacher you'd want hitting on you.
- Tighty whities: good birth control.
- A bra made of breasts?
- Well, you do have a lot of time to read.
- Uh... sure?
- Slow Motion (game)
- A flamethrowing Robosapien!!
- Anheuser-Busch pulls plug on Beer Pong promotion.
- Romantic poem for the ladies.
- Yes, this will gross you out.
- Now this is irony...
- "Bitch Slap" to the extreme...
- Eval Kineval, world's coolest asskicker.
- Uhhhh. ouch?
- Horrible jerk-off ideas.
- "Spinnaz fo' yo' tailpipe"
- One Giant Cowgirl or 3 Midget Cowgirls...you decide?
- Your typing kung fu is weak.
- Britney Spears has got massive boobs now.
- The Real Slim Shady
- Please put up your tray tables and return your seats...
- "Badass custom body kit"
- When there's nowhere else to go...
- Richmond VA's Zombie Walk
- 3GB mobile phone.
- Cups and Shells. Eye-reflex game.
- Girl kicks dude's ass.
- If James Bond had a boat this would be it.
- Spider lives in a woman's ear. Ew.
- Support the Ugly, Anorexic Hookers Union!
- Lingerie party? Sure.
- Find out if you pitch like a girl.
- Lesson? Don't have sex with horses.
- Steve-O almost eaten by a lion?
- "Brutally Honest Personals"
- World's Fastest Pumpkin Carver
- Alligators love spicy chicken.
- Nerdhunter: A Bully's Guide to College
- That's what asshole friends are for.
- From a White Castle in Detroit, I'm sorry I meant Mean-Old-No-Fun-Castle.
- "Secret Girl Handshake."
- "World leaders as kids..."
- Hey guys, let's get drunk and play Halo some more.
- Easy way to score legal Vicodin - break your back.
- From the United States Air Force Military Academy, where our next generation of geniuses are being trained.
- You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
- That's ridiculous, how desperate do you have to be to drink gas instead of alcohol?
- Our second sombero-fied senior picture!
- BlondeStar
- "Yea I'll take a mop and 500 party ballons."
- "Yay! We have Mustard!"
- Yarrrrrr I'm Sprinklebeard the Pirate-lady
- The so money, it belongs to you.
- What a waste of graphic design.
- I've always wondered what Nicole Richie's nipple looks like. For academic reasons, of course.
- "When someone gets engaged at Pitt, we celebrate by playing champagne pong."
- My mother used to tell me...
- One badass tree.
- Look at the bright side, we're at college and we don't have to clean up.
- A free can opener.
- "Only in college does someone pass out standing up and get pissed on."
- Totally dude, ping pong. Ummmm can we go now?
- You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on regular channels.
- Jack-Off-O-Lantern
- Best Jack-O-Lantern yet.
- Fans of poetic justice take note - that this is the same reporter who a few days reported on Bush staging a news conference.
- College! Has anyone seen my keys?