Content from November 2005 (Page 7)
- Hot.
- World's best yo-yo-er.
- "Learn to dance SALSA!"
- Steroids in baseball? Who woulda thought.
- Jealousy Through the Years
- The Pilgrimage
- Careful not to slip.
- "Hurons from Last of the Mohicans."
- "You asked for a Max Fischer."
- Victoria's Secret Angel is an easy costume to make. All you need are wings and Victoria's Secret underwear!
- "Built Completely From Scratch"
- "Al's tool belt held a surprising 8 beers!"
- Go puck yourself.
- You can't hide from Pac-Man. He will find you.
- "From The Man Shows Jimmy Kimmel as Ostrich Sach"
- No I can't stop yelling cause that's how I talk! You ain't never seen my movies?
- A deleted scene from Elf.
- What's a National Geographic? Is that like Maxim?
- Elijah Woood from Sin City.
- What is a Halloween costume?
- "Just cookin some Halloween breakfast for myself and my Peeps!!!"
- They both dressed up as pickup lines with little chance of working.
- "Right Foot Red was BAD, right hand red on the other hand..."
- Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire
- Hey little girl, can I borrow your.....hoverboard?
- Ugh, let her eat the apple.
- "I have it all under control officer"
- Another one night stand. So a two night stand, sort of...
- ThunderCats and some random guy, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Just remember guys, no girl is worth turning to the dark side.
- The Miller Lite Fairy. You know, the one goes around granting wishes of all those who drink Miller Lite.
- Zombie Mormon? Do Mormons even believe in zombies?
- You are a longway from Strawberry Land.
- The classiest costume yet.
- Little known fact - almost all cavewomen were raving alcoholics.
- The guys went as a hot dog and the girls went as hot dog fans!
- This man needs french fries!
- Nothing subtle about this one.
- Rufio Rufio Rufi-ohhhhhhhhh!
- MEEP MEEP!
- He's a locker... with porn in it?
- "Our Team Zissou is better- we had a boom box playing Ping Island Lightning Strike. We even had Hennesy with us."
- CollegeHumor-o-Lantern
- "They came complete with pockets inside for their cell phones, wallets, keys, gum, and there was even a cup holder!"
- Plinko may be the most popular Price Is Right Game, but the smart man is hoping to play Hole in One (or Two).
- That's a real Amish guy. He didn't get my costume.
- Phallic and functional, this costume has it all.
- He's happy for Halloween.
- Is that a Clayton Bigsby?
- The Kobra Kai!
- If you're the real Urkel, then tell me - what was the name of the chimpanzee you liberated in episode 48?
- Big Pimpkin
- If you have a thing for getting poked in the stomach, here's the perfect idea for Halloween 2006.
- [disapproving noise]
- Na na na everybody have a good time.
- "Anyone remeber Chrono Trigger on SNES?"
- The 4 coolest dudes in the dorm.
- Spy vs. ???
- Creepiest Care Bear costumes ever.
- David the Gnome and Larry the Cable Guy.
- Wonder Woman in her invisible plane.
- Actually, I'm pretty sure this isn't a costume. This one is really All-Star the Snork.
- "Shut the fuck up, Donny."
- I am the eggman, goo goo g' joob.
- Scooby Doo, where are you? Seriously, has anyone seen the dog?
- Everyone wants to be the Fanta girls. With the delicious taste of Fanta, who can blame them?
- Dorm luging.
- Dr. Weird & Steve.
- Physical challenge!
- It's like he's looking into your soul.
- Did we hand out our "Most Offensive Costume" too early?
- Hawk and Animal.
- This money I'm getting out of the ATM is free free free and I can do the same for you!
- Heis-man.
- By the power of Grayskull indeed.
- Yo, Noid!
- He's melting!
- Mr. Clean looks like he means business which, according to the ads I've seen, he does!
- Shrek and Fiona.
- America, fuck yeah!
- Oh my god! He's stealing all the burgers!
- Any girl willing to help you with your "Dirty Sanchez" costume is a keeper.
- The Little Mermaid and Carl Winslow, a natural combination.
- "$4 for a JFK costume. All the drunks thought I was Abe Lincoln."
- "More like Abarham DRINKIN!"
- Should have taken the picture with the lights off.
- Little Bo Peep, you minx.
- "Awwww skeet Skeeter."
- Ronnie Coleman - the single greatest man in America?
- Hey kid on the left, that's not a costume. Look at those geniuses next to you, you should be ashamed.
- "I submit that every facial expression in this picture is goofy, even the guy in the back."
- When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.
- Not all beer pong tables can be glamorous. Some people have to make due with what they have.
- We're not kidding, NOBODY can drink a gallon of milk in an hour. Yet they keep trying...
- Did you ever see that movie It?
- "Drunk-ass friend rubbed one out with the tube of bronzer he thought was moisturizer!" (no dude-ity)
- "We spilled coke on our friend's laptop so we got him a new one."
- Bikini Oil Wrestling at James Madison University
- "Mandy Moores big paparazzi beach butt"
- The Google Face Game
- Why David Hasselhoff should be your only idol
- This would be hot if it wasn't so weird.
- These had to be made un-sexy for Saudi Arabia.
- I want Christina Aguilera to take my temperature.
- Getting stuck on a rollercoaster is EXTREME fun!
- More Brits Believe In Ghosts Than In God
- We, the drunk people. (Beer Pong Constitution)
- Man claims dog raped him?
- Creepy creepy creepy creepy...
- UT Band forms a giant swastika at the USC game
- PSA: Lots and lots of water can kill you.
- Conan deals with a wandering Asian tourist.
- Greg Gall, The Guy Who Ran On The Field
- "An x-ray photograph of a deepthroat in action"
- Amazing soccer moves.
- Stay away from this guy in the library.
- You have to see it... there are no words to describe.
- Howard Dean says Bush can't play "Hide the Salami"
- Climb buildings to smash them to the ground.
- Rock star pastor is electrocuted during baptism.
- Electrocuted Squirrell Starts Grass Fire
- Beer Pong Constitution
- Gotta floss and wax, Sienna...
- "How to become awesome in three easy steps"
- "Walker told me I have AIDS"
- Facebook Etiquette
- Major camel toe.
- "Who would win in a fight Ditka or God? Trick question, Ditka is God!"
- Another one of those cases where nobody can break off to flirt with a girl, and another one of those cases where it's probably moot.
- Silly old bear.
- It's all Space Lego and Harry Potter Lego these days. Nobody just wants us simple Town Legos anymore....
- A terrorist about to do a line of coke.
- My favorite part is when the kid who is about to light himself on fire and ride his bike into the river calls his friend an idiot for somehow mishandling the lighter fluid.
- More Tenenbaums. No Max Fischers out there?
- Tobias Funke.
- "We're Not Worthy! (we just ran into Alice Cooper)"
- Regina George and a "Price is Right" contestant.
- AFLAC!
- Friendship!
- I think she's supposed to be The Most Popular Girl at the Party.
- OH YEAH!!!!!!!
- "Orange-jews - a Halloween costume and a play on words."
- "White Trash Tarzan" ???
- Mr. Peepers and a clever, but creepy, Homer Simpson.
- Patches O'Houlihan.
- "I was turned on."
- It's a "worst thing ever" costume.
- "If you used it, you got a jello shot."
- Am I sexual? Well, kinda.
- Dumb, hot, and Dumber.
- DO-DO-DO-DO-YOU HAVE IT!?
- Hahaha, but seriously there is shit on the plunger.
- Pictures from the Minnesota Vikings sex boat.
- Oh no! Who's monitoring the Crunch Berry control valve? What happens if the cereal gets TOO MANY Crunch Berries in it? THEN WHAT!
- "He just showed up and never said a word."
- Terri Schiavo is so 4-months-ago offensive.
- That's the front and back of his costume. He's a Jagerbomb. No idea what the Bud Light hat is about.
- Alice in Wonderland was so hot, I had to go kill a kitten...
- Is Billy Joel's real license plate is PNO-MAN? My guess? Yes.
- Harold, Kumar, and Kumar's dream-wife.
- They said nobody could trick-or-treat for 12 straight hours. He proved them wrong.
- It's amazing what an artist can do in the medium of pumpkins.
- The costume works, and also I feel like magic inside.
- Remember "Clay Fighters"?
- Tyrone Zissou
- I wish I had a friend I could just demand backflips from.
- You may already be a winner!
- One Night Stand
- "My Iron Man costume is colored entirely with electric tape and took weeks of work. As for Barbie, it took her nearly 15 years to grow breasts."
- Mr. T and Andy Milonakis, together at last.
- Bite my shiny metal ass!
- This is in the dictionary next to "vulgar." I should mention I make my own dictionaries as a hobby.
- "We even had the music."
- "World's Drunkest Chia Pet"
- It would be cool if they Photoshopped it so one of them was fading from the picture.
- What sets this Ms. Pac-Man costume apart is the way it can chomp.
- My favorite planet is the sun!
- Wind me up, put me down, start me off and watch me go.
- Over the past 48 hours we've looked at a lot of great Halloween pictures, so it's a pretty big deal when we hand over the 2005 "Most Offensive Costume" award.
- 'What? It's Halloween?'
- "We totally hid our drinks under the ghosts."
- Thank you for being a friend.
- Not sure if this is supposed to be volume 1 or 2...
- Looking for an easy costume for next year that nobody will recognize? How about virtuoso guitarist/new-Guns-N-Roses member Buckethead?
- "Mario and Luigi's urban cousins, Montell and Lucious."
- Later that night, Ultimate Warrior would turn heel by hitting Hogan with a chair while he was flirting with some girl.
- Sorry guys, Blanka is clearly the winner amongst this group.
- They should sell more alcohols in boxes.
- 364 days a year, I don't like it when they call me Big Poppa.
- I am constantly surprised how many people dress up as Captain Planet.
- Dude, you're obsolete. I was an iPod video.
- "I was a katrina looter for Halloween." You sure were, and nobody can take that away from you.
- "Boo mother fucking Berry"
- Oh yeeeaaahhh!!!
- The Perry Bible Fellowship presents: Unicorn Power!
- 8-year olds, dude.
- Holy cameltoe Robin!
- Who knew the French could beat box?
- My breath is fresher just for seeing this picture.
- Is there such a thing as too happy?