Content from December 2005
- We'll drop a load in your hole.
- LOLerblades.
- "Mumified squirel found in the crawlspace under our house."
- The perfect prom dress.
- "I puked so hard it hit the car behind us."
- Guess that settles it. A zebra is black with white stripes.
- The Simpsons' influence over a generation cannot be overstated.
- Why anyone would have gotten upset at these guys?
- Sometimes the filename says it all, as is the case in "stungvagina.mov."
- Oh I'm not supposed to be eating regular band-aids?
- Bell bottom boobs, you made me cry. (nudity)
- Let's flash back to how Bert and Ernie's forbidden relationship began.
- Don't worry, it's just powdered chocolate.
- The Perry Bible Fellowship's "Christmas Cards."
- I knew I shouldn't have gone triple pepperoni.
- LITERALLY!
- "Last year we made a naked lady cake. This year we were told to top it, and allowed to go as far as we wanted."
- Do the words "I'm so excited, I'm so excited" mean anything to you?
- Based on the senior pictures people have been sending in, I'd say the future of college is bright.
- Why would I buy that? My chrome spinners would be useless!
- Hope your wheelchair has skates.
- New rule - if you hit your opponent with a snowball they drink.
- Cop tasers another cop- OVER A LITRE OF COLA!
- "Not Tom" Speaks the truth
- Rat addicted people in Cuba. Ew.
- Think twice before running onto the field.
- When porn shoots go wrong (no nudity)
- There's a lesson to be learned here. Several probably.
- Dog mothers cow.
- Zelda The Seeds of Darkness (fun game)
- Prepare for the Playstation 9...
- Man crawls 55 miles to find girlfriend.
- Girl's Dad gives her winning lottery ticket.
- Dispose of your Christmas tree 4th of July style
- Firecracker mistaken for candle - DOH!
- Ricky Martin is so straight it hurts.
- Only in Canada...
- eBay's worst seller ever.
- If you look closely... (Jessica Simpson photo)
- The Feets of Chuck Norris, from Craigs List
- Parachuters doing immense and dangerous formations
- Top 10 Craziest Science Stuff
- Letterman - 1. Crazy Bitch - 0.
- Oh Google...
- "Time to make the doughnuts" guy has died.
- Sorry, I just love these confessions.
- Mercedes-Benz vs. Bird
- Jesus Heals using cannibus
- Chuck Norris... or Ned Flanders?
- Getting high via science.
- I can't believe this is a fetish. (pornish)
- Really good ad for Napster...
- CollegeHumor Staff Resolutions
- "Just asking for the $260 citation."
- That's the kind of high school football player he was - cool even when the ball was on fire.
- You get to be a jock, a band nerd, or a computer geek - not all three. Did you kick your own ass?
- If my dog wanted self service, I wouldn't be bringing him into this kind of place.
- That doesn't make the time we spent together any less special, HgzNKissez93.
- The Japanese are really leading America in TV pranks.
- It would suck if they built that wall while you were on the escalator and you got stuck.
- Oh, haha, yeah I didn't see that at all.
- Hey ladies, interested in a guy who can fit the word boobies into nearly any song lyric?
- Uh oh, rednecks have figured out computers.
- I have to shave it every three days to keep it looking authentic, but the results speak for themselves.
- 362 shopping days left!
- It'll be sad when they have to put this Christmas tree out on the block.
- "He wasn't allowed to walk at graduation."
- The card tricks retelling of the Aristocrats.
- "Boobies from my girlfriend who's christmas wish is to be on college humor." Sorry we're a little late. (nudity)
- And Old School senior quote.
- Summer lovin' had me a blastSummer lovin' happened so fastMet a girl crazy for meMet a boy, cute as boobies. (nudity - first boobies for the University of Victoria)
- Now, can you turn your head for me and cough?
- What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex, Jenna Jameson?
- It's good to know that craigslist hasn't completly replaced the good ole' fashioined creepy personal ad.
- The only downside is she can't get it out.
- Right hand to yourself!
- Ninja physics/puzzle game
- Since U Been Gone- kids version.
- Guy isn't going to shave in 2006.
- Yet I still yearn for you, exploded deer.
- The complete idiots guide to...Nazi Germany?!?
- Learn how to make the Google Logo in Photoshop
- Join the club, dude.
- Life in prison thanks to Chuck Norris
- Treeeeeee!!!
- If only it was a real rat.
- The Original Classic Contra Game
- There is no god but Allah and Webshots is his prophet.
- Does society really need this?
- Elisa Vincenti in Fox (nudity)
- "This isn't the Beer Line?"
- Does that make him the bomb's granddaddy?
- One word: Awesome.
- Chocolate Covered Wrestling, Happy New Year (nudity)
- Japanese Bag for carrying kids.
- 2D Knockout
- Letter Grades of the Flags of the World
- Badass,
- I wish she was under my tree.
- "Dork makes wolverine costume."
- Beards: A Hairy Situation
- They're slow, it's only fair.
- What The Wild Things Tattoo
- I know you guys did this to shame me, but actually I kind of like it.
- This looks like a Disney movie.
- "How many postmenopausal women with early stage breast cancer that have just completed tamoxifen are looking at beheaded snowmen on College Humor?"
- "Anything will do a burnout if you tie it to a tree."
- "Senior pics out... engagement pictures in?"
- That Boob? (nudity)
- Bring this sledgehammer back to the car, but bring me back my scissors.
- "mmmmmmmm Pringles." (nudity)
- How post-modern.
- Tat-tendo.
- The review board was so confused by his last name, they didn't give the senior quote a second thought.
- Me and boobs, and boobs and me. No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be.
- I hope it comes with batteries.
- We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy boob year! (first boobies for Windsor)
- Krang tattoo. Extra hardcore points for having it on the wrist.
- Screenshot from the Atari 2600 classic, Chuck Norris Superkicks.
- "My handbuilt chess set. Yes, that's 636 beer caps. And each kind of piece is made with a corresponding beer brand (i.e. the Castle is Newcastle)." Let's get drunk and play chess!
- Download DVD-quality adult movies w/ an e-mail.
- Toe jam topping anyone?
- Reporter stung in the vagina by a horny hornet
- How to get your hair to look like Chuck Norris'
- Freaky two-mouthed trout
- Jessica Simpson sideboob
- Do you need a telescope for this?
- Give the people you hate crappy gifts
- Crazy Alien Sex Fetish? (nudity)
- Chuck Norris talking about the bible.
- Lindsay Lohan sluts it up with Keanu Reeves?
- Experiments of a guy not paying his turnpike tolls.
- Hogging... A real man's sport
- Homemade Air Conditioning
- Hot girls + whiped cream.
- Crazy finger nail art
- Babes in snow (nudity)
- "Don't let kids get away giving crappy Christmas gifts"
- "Aristocrats" joke retold as a card trick.
- Pee Ball
- What a Scrooge.
- Giselle Bundchen at the beach
- Girlfriend Pillow...sad.
- So hot.
- I wonder who won the argument.
- Fed her rats AND was engaged to another woman.
- Weird holiday yard displays from around the country.
- Odd (wo)Man Out
- Osama bin Laden's Niece??
- Unfortunate name, eh?
- Mike Meyers is getting a divorce.
- Mr. Vargas died.
- Brett Ratner's Christmas Card
- 10 Ways To Rid Yourself Of A Troublesome Roommate
- You should see the Willy Wonka she got on her breast.
- America, get ready to hate a new breed of pre-pubescent pop star.
- For all you non-Jews out there, let me explain. This is what is known in the Jewish religon as a "mezuzah."
- Bam Margera?
- If you two worked together I could be halfway to a decent smoothie.
- You know space-woman, my love-making skill is widely acknowledged across the Earth.
- He's thinking "remember this moment remember this moment."
- "I'm telling you it won't fit""No, I've got an idea. Do we have any of those bungee cords with the hooks on the end?"
- Guy with an Atari tattoo has cans of Fresca around. Surprised?
- Thinking Man: Jewzapalooza
- For years, loyal CollegeHumor fans have always asked one thing- "Where are all the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay boobies?" Well today I'm happy to announce the answer is right here, CollegeHumor's first UWGB boobies!
- When it's cold out... it shrinks.
- Nothing breaks the stress of finals quite like showing other kids in the library your dick. (dude-ity)
- Booblefield:Earth. (nudity)
- This second piece tastes like clouds.
- You have never seen an almost-accident like this one.
- Every college needs one of these and a "forties only" bin.
- I know I wrote her phone number on one of these...
- Are you coming onto me?
- From MSU - "Everyone should have a Citation Fish."
- Mmm... glazed donuts.
- An anonymous gift certificate is the perfect hint for that special someone in your life.
- If you hated Kevin Federline before, wait until you see what he did to his car.
- Could you stop Care Bare staring at my ass?
- Mini-Vanvertable.
- The people that check license plates don't recognize this one as vulgar yet.
- Now what? You guys want to run through the arch a few more times?
- Busted by the safety patrol!
- Cupcakes anyone?
- Can I have my corncob pipe... one last time.
- "...and I Put It In Her Butt Right After!!!" (nudity, lies)
- "The All-New Jamaican iPod"
- So, it wont be long, 'till im gonna need, some boobie to lean on. (nudity)
- "When drunken ping-pong games get competitive."
- "The smoking lounge: The only way in and out is through window of our dorm room. It fits four people comfortably sitting inside."
- Oh boy this is it! My first car chase!
- Shower scene from Oxygen's new series, Campus Ladies.
- Dad does love hardcore double-dildo action...
- Chuck Norris Fact - this switch controls the sun.
- "Poptart Pizza"
- Everyone is thinking it anyway.
- And you thought you were good at hacky sack.
- Oh, it's just this trophy they give to the best player every year...
- I'll take three hot dogs and a supersize Coke. You know what - make it a supersize Diet Coke. Thanks.
- And the award for Best Lip Cancer goes to....
- A little too chunky.