Content from August 2006
- Bob Ross bleeds titanium white.
- I think I see a nipple
- Cords aren't long enough? Duct it!
- You know it's a good beer pong game when you can't even see where the table ends.
- This will make a great bottle opener.
- Pile On!
- lets..NOT eat here
- oh how meanings change
- oh the things you find in museums
- My friends dog could drink jack on the rocks all night.... or at least until that bitch puked.
- damn that hurt
- BOOBZILLA
- dog in ikea catalog w/ a hugeee and oddly human boner.
- Testicles of Fire
- Eskimos have over a hundred words for ice, but Italians apparently have none.
- Wood and Plexy Glass...$79. Paint and Glue...$19. 138 Skoal tins...$840. Cirrhosis of the liver and lip cancer...Priceless.
- (Big Lebowski) Another Walter Sobchak sighting. This Walter was spotted driving a big red dump truck, at a construction sight in Springfield, Illinois
- Atlantic City
- Puke
- Found this flyer on campus...why don't they just say it? Bruce sleeps with unclean women.
- Deliver the pizza to the whale kiddie pool, not the turtle.
- Free Time + Marijuana = ...
- Man, I'm Awkward
- Did Fergie Write A Song About Me?
- Shamed.
- that guy's ass
- Emo cologne - not that they ever get out and meet people.
- Did you know: "You can Learn How To Make 'Grillz' In Five Minutes"
- Gay Politicians Who Are In The Closet, Part One
- Found on a parking space at an Office Building. Must be the employee of the month.
- Trying to be "That Guy" I wonder if he is compensating for something?
- Nickelback is too stoned to be on stage - and by stoned I mean the crowd is throwing rocks at them.
- Drunk at VT Game
- Be afraid of mole people instead.
- One kiddie pool for keeping the beer on ice, one for putting the beer in you.
- Another Shaming
- They should have known better than to leave room for 'that guy'
- Belly Flop!
- What could be more fun than getting weird looks at the picture stand?
- Another reason to watch tennis
- Boy that must have been an interesting night
- An apple a day keeps the boredom away
- Ricky Bobby is not a thinker! Ricky Bobby is a driver!
- "My girl's sideboob, put it up or I will blow up your site." It's CollegeHumor policy to not respond to threats, but whatever.
- Some creative duct tape work and that Red Sox jersey is as good as current.
- The sequel to Snakes On A Plane: Dykes on a Plane
- Didn't move an inch all night....
- That Guy?!
- found this on friends facebook of her and her friend in canada getting wasted in the bars
- Myspace Friend Request: Album relase Aug. 27!!!
- Manly Truck
- Keenan From All That/SNL/Snakes on a plane just chillin
- The original popped collar.
- Bad math is the greatest viking tradition of all.
- U of M welecomes new students by belittling the very people who are dropping them off. This is so 7th grade though.
- Hallway Ninja
- Ah, Ibiza!
- Lindsay Lohan knows how to enjoy life, and we know how to enjoy looking at her in a bikini.
- Living the dream.
- I always thought Queen's University looked at me with lusting eyes
- At least he got a shady spot.
- Hi Mom! I just needed to let you know that...
- the Limited Edition Fresh Prince of Bel-Air iPod
- Babies enjoy the company of liquor to
- It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head to the side and said "I'm boobies."
- Picture taken near a market in Islamabad, Pakistan
- I'm pretty sure Jesus is the Lock Ness Monster
- A birthday shocker for the birthday girl. Can you guess which one she is???
- Fat man sleeping on couch
- we converted the first stall into a urination only station. the string pulls for flush.
- Sept. 9 - Mile High
- shit! where is the regular zebra crossing?
- So you're telling me the parking officer can double park in handicap while he writes us tickets for parking in the 40 empty employee spaces?
- JailBusters - Posting Bail and Catching Ghosts.
- This doesn't even make sense.
- same bum from the article today about finance
- Cornelius
- I was a freshman orientation leader this year...I made my whole group go out and get mustache tattoos! Well okay, they're Sharpie, but I still think we're pretty amazing.
- Tree to the face knocks his flops off
- Injuries are best when set to fun music
- Never let women drive. Never.
- I bet the news would have higher ratings like this...
- The Hall of Fake Brands...
- I smell a blockbuster...
- Prehistoric (game)
- Slip And Sli...OH MY GOD MY KNEE!
- The most honest eBay motors auction I've seen yet
- Well, at least your pee smells good...
- Your CollegeHumor approved WTF? website
- In case you thought Pong couldn't get more boring
- Great name
- It must really suck to be Tara Reid
- How soon can I adopt this cat?
- I wonder what kind of incidents lead to this...
- Gas + Hookers = ?
- Cremated, buried...what's the difference?
- F16 Steel Fighter (game)
- Tom Cruise's new job
- New Contest: Worst Professor (send in yours today)
- Another God's Loving and Beautiful Creatures
- Probably the best 'Hey Ya' cover you'll ever hear
- Playboy's Girls of MySpace
- Saving Money This Semester
- tried to make ramen the 2nd night of college after partying too hard.. now i have a wu-tang blister on my foot
- good room
- This one's funny
- This one's funny
- What better place for a fire extinguisher?
- This is how you should look after doing a kegstand for 2 minutes then passings out in the middle of it.
- and he's....OUT
- we showed them
- Entourage's E before he was E in... a Rocky movie?
- "That Guy" at SIU
- Thanks for the warning
- Our bathroom is so dirty there are mushrooms growing out of our floor
- Right before security cut him off.
- Apparently, Microsoft Word is racist...
- This one's funny
- A driving 2 for 1
- Im not chemistry major but..
- George Mason 4 way girls making out
- I'm having a place built to get out of afilliated housing, but I don't remember this entry way being an option on the floorplan.
- When shit happens
- How we spent our first year in the dorms at CAL
- Don't Pass Out First!
- fortune cookie -- orly??
- the shroud of norris
- If you want an STD,all you need is a pillow
- Funny Sign of a dog crapping...
- MySpace Friend Request
- In a scene reminiscent of the Naked Gun 1, CNN accidentally leaves reporter Kyra Phillips' mic on while she's in the bathroom.
- Pretty sick hand smack
- Wang sinkin' well these days.
- That's why we're in Iraq in the first place - to scare children. Right?
- Arcade basketball machines should award triple points for slam dunks.
- World Record Plunger Jump
- On a long road trip, it's shotgun's responsibility to man the radio and navigate. If they fall asleep, they deserve what's coming.
- The little bastard ate three of our hotdog rolls and I think it took a cookie. We kept our food in the car for the rest of the trip, lesson learned.
- The boys giving "The Shocker" during a radio promotion at Double D's...
- If you need the doll, you're probably not very excited to go back to school.
- West Chester's first and last attempt at comedy
- An entire picture of That Guys (from the "Thanks MySpace" link)
- Hung little fountain boy statue in Acapulco
- I drink naked
- Snakes' Big Adventure.
- Ever wonder why the Carl's Star has such a big smile?
- adorable
- This happened on August 25th. Classes didn't start till the 28th. I'd say we're off to a good start
- "But really, it was just one more thing that a negro didn't get credit for. That's da truth!"
- Rejected Survivor Premises
- Green Beer, Green Puke
- The most instense face while trying to finger out a beer bong shot. Obvioulsy this didn't work
- Even if it is done in the mens room, changing a diaper makes you a chick!
- My buddies went to NYC for the night and caught a train... well the note explains in all but it worked!!
- myspace friend request. its no laughing matter
- Watch out for this one.
- LSU Beer Pong Field
- no one even noticed til later
- "I dont think i asked for french cock waitress" is exactly what my stoned friend said
- "Bud is the only mass-produced domestic beer around.... God bless something..."
- Is it raining or did we just piss excellence???
- Best Job Ever!!!
- The three greatest Comedy Central characters all showed up to the same party.
- I think that makes you a Mitchum man.
- hobart keystone wall
- This one's funny
- Whatch out for the elders, they don't know how to look both ways!
- sexy girls
- Do women in porn have rules? Yup
- Digital Tunnel (game)
- Another entry for God's Loving and Beautiful Creatures
- New Contest: Biggest Stupid Idiot
- Nothing beats TV bloopers. Nothing.
- Never say soccer isn't painful...
- Man, Tom Cruise pissed of VIACOM
- I wonder what it looks like when you staple your lip?
- The worst talk show hosts ever
- Perhaps my favorite WTF? Website so far
- Could've seen that one coming...
- Awesome fight scene
- Truly, the world's biggest burger...
- At that size, I wouldn't make fun of his name
- Sometimes pranks take higher devotion
- How to destroy a car
- Four Second Frenzy (game)
- See if you can spot the huge raccoon balls
- The women of Dirtbiking?
- Because of you, one of God's Creatures made top 10
- Goddammit...
- New contest: Internet Classics
- Thanks, MySpace!
- Dorm Decor And You
- Thou Shall Not Steal Thy Holy Door Stopper
- Snakes on a thermo assignment
- You know how I know Sirius Radio is gay?
- Yo, where's Kappy? I need to bust a cap in his ass...
- maliciously roasting a weenie
- USI....we're NOT shooting blanks
- Woah guys, wait till you get off the ark before you start multiplying.
- Another shot of Britney before it all went wrong.