"We're one minute into this game, and I can't be sure, but it seems the teams have broken into some sort of... some sort of slapping match. It sounds like there's contention over which side will get to play in their cooler-looking 'home' jerseys.""...
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Ok guys, the team really needs our support this week so everyone make sure to wear your spirit thongs.
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Ethan: The Mutombo way. Any other college hoops thoughts this week? I watched the Carolina-NC State game and all I could think was that Sidney Lowe's red blazer makes him look like an usher at a movie theater. A theater with serious problems...
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The NFL quickly revoked their new one-hand touch rule.
Los Angeles Clippers point guard gets asked the "unhandleable" questions, by an amateur reporter who is evidently looking to get beat up.
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After chipping his tooth, Steve Nash has a little fun with those meaningless halftime interviews.
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An new look at the astounding Division III touchdown. Now with 40% more "Holy Crap!"
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This looks insane, but it's just a game called soccer where you can't use your hands. It's apparently pretty popular in other countries.
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Video concept by Bill Simmons
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Concept by Bill Simmons
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The Onion: Tyler Hansbrough Staying In School To Take This One Awesome Philosophy Class
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Long Wang, perhaps the best name we've come across in out travels around the Internet.
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The builders of the world's largest foosball table probably had good intentions, but at the end of the day it's still a foosball table.
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Sports is the best. Everybody knows it. 'Offsides Off' agrees that your team is the best. The team you hate is this worst. Edited by Amir Blumenfeld.