CollegeHumor's Sex Survey

1

Gender?

Guy
Girl

2

Age?

16-18
19-22
23-26
27-30
A for real adult (31 )

3

Where are you in school?

Middle school
High school
College
Grad school
Out of school

4

What are you/did you major in?

English
History
Art
Theater
Math
Psychology
Political science
Computer science
Engineering
A real science like physics or chemistry or biology
Foreign language
Classics
Communications
Film
Creative writing
Undecided
Other
I'm not in college yet

5

Have you had sex?

Yes
No, I just like to fill out surveys full of questions I can’t answer

6

How many people have you had sex with?

0
1
2-5
6-10
10-15
16-20
21

7

Did you count BJs in that number, or is that not really sex?

No, those don’t count. Penetration or bust.
Yes, oral sex counts as sex.

8

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Still haven't
16
17
18
19
20
21-23
24

9

What were you doing when you lost your virginity?

Still haven't
We were at a party
We were “watching a movie”
We were “listening to this cool new album”
We were “doing homework”
We specifically planned a night to have sex
I have no idea. It just kind of happened
Other

10

Are you currently in a relationship?

No
Kind of
Yes

11

If you’re in a relationship, how long have you been together?

I’m not in a relationship
1-6 months
6 months-1 year
1-3 years
3-6 years
6 years

12

How often would you say you’re drunk or on drugs when you have sex?

I don't have sex
I don't drink or do drugs
Rarely
Sometimes
Most of the time
Always. Do people actually have sex sober?

13

Guys, have you ever been unable to get it up?

Yes, this is a big problem for me
Yes, but I was super drunk, so it doesn't count
No
I'm a girl

14

Have you ever had sex even though you weren’t in the mood?

Yes, I'm almost never in the mood, but I have sex anyway
Yeah, whatever
No, I just do mouth or hand stuff instead
No, I'm always in the mood
No, if I'm not in the mood, it's not happening
I don't know

15

Be honest: do you like going down on people?

No, but I do it so they'll do it to me
No, so I don't do it
Eh, it's fine
Yes!
I don't know

16

Have you ever had a one-night stand?

Yes
No
Not sure

17

Have you ever slept with someone you met on the Internet?

Technically yes, but it was a friend of a friend on Facebook
Yes, a total stranger
No

18

Have you ever paid for sex?

No
Yes
Not directly, but kind of?

19

What’s your housing situation?

I live with my parents
I live in a dorm, in a single
I live in a dorm, in a shared room
I live in an apartment with roommates, but have my own room
I live with my significant other
I’m between places right now. Can I crash?

20

Are you attractive?

I think I am, but I don't know if everyone thinks that
I know I am, and everyone thinks so
I don't know
No, but whatever. I own it
No, and I'm really self-conscious about it