CollegeHumor: 50 cent

50 Cent SHUT DOWN by Erin Andrews at Daytona 500

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 10:19:30 -0500

Failed attempts to kiss reporters are the new P.I.M.P. (The acronym's all weird now, but trust us.)

Rather Polite "In Da Club"

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 14:19:15 -0500

Banjoleles just changed the rap game.

70-Year-Old Teacher Reads 50 Cent's P.I.M.P

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 12:50:36 -0500

Go shawty, it's your classroom.

50 Cent Has Staring Contest with Cat

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 16:57:36 -0400

Get rich or die nine times tryin'.

Aziz Ansari's 50 Cent Grapefruit Story

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:31:14 -0400

Get answers or die tryin'.

50 Cent vs. Teddy Roosevelt

Fri, 08 Apr 2011 15:57:30 -0400

"That's why I didn't vote for Senator Cent" - Guy from the Future

50 Cent, proving that a*holes do always get the girl

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 15:08:59 -0400

Blog: Fiddie's Biddies

50 Cent is shoveling. Your argument is invalid.

Tue, 28 Dec 2010 16:08:33 -0500

Twitpic of 50 Cent shoveling show.

50 Cent Joins Internet Lip Sync

Wed, 10 Nov 2010 12:15:54 -0500

This is really going to ruin that kid's street cred.

It's a good old fashion West Coast vs. Toronto rap battle

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 14:44:06 -0400

Justin Bieber fans lash out at 50 Cent on Twitter.

You can find him in serf village...

Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:41:08 -0400

The Queen's English 50 Cent.

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Tue, 22 Jun 2010 13:17:55 -0400

Go, go, go horsey. It's your birthday. We gonna party like it's your birthday.

Bleep Bloop: Virtual Celebrities

Tue, 05 May 2009 10:27:31 -0400

What do 50 Cent, Vin Diesel, and Mario Lopez have in common? They all appear in videogames as themselves, and they're all in this episode of Bleep Bloop.

Go Shorty

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 15:02:14 -0500

This gecko does not care that it's your birthday.

Bleep Bloop: Games Starring Musicians

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:22:43 -0400

Not games where you have to play music, like Guitar Hero: Aerosmith. Games where you have to rescue Aerosmith.

"From Pieces to Weight" Excerpts I Doubt 50 Cent Actually Wrote

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:44:58 -0500

I just finished reading 50 Cent's memoir, From Pieces to Weight, which recounts his life as a crack dealer and upstart rapper. The ghostwriter makes a valiant effort to replicate 50's voice throughout, with passages such as Seeing my grandfather cry was like watching one of those horror movies where a statue or a painting comes to life. I was like, that's not supposed to happen sounding as if 50 himself were actually the person typing it. Other times, not so much. I have a really hard time believing that Fiddy wrote the following passages:
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If I Was In Charge of Banner Ads

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 13:43:12 -0500

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Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:05:28 -0400

But mommmmmmmmmm, I want to go to the candy shop!

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Fri, 07 Apr 2006 18:19:12 -0400

First Vitamin Water, now this? You sold out 50.

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Sun, 04 Dec 2005 01:07:46 -0500

You laugh, but that dude on the right has been shot eight times and he's still part of the game.