Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Cute Girls with Enormous Slurpee Cups
Excuse me 7-11, but last time I checked this is America, where even the unemployed are entitled to Slurplees.
Don't even ask what they'll do if they find you reusing an old Slurpee cup.
You need water?
Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.
The best movie marketing scheme since Carnival Cruise lines sank one of their boats right before 'Titanic' came out.
The law of 7-11 shall take precedence over the law of the land. Check your town charter.
I'm feeling lucky, I'm going to go for it.
Hmmm you know what on second thought I'm not sure I really want to go to the techno bar tonight.
Alright men, pay for your Snickerdoodles and then we roll out.
But his puppy dog eyes!
Good thing the bum can't read, this might hurt his feelings.
"Doing a beer bong in 7-11"
"This is what happens when you borrow you parents lexus at 3 in the moring and are too stoned to realize your car is still in drive!"
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