Lord forgive them for they know not what they do.
In Jesus' name we cruise, amen.
May he be saved.
Christ loves you, but maybe not THAT much.
Rejoice in the glory that is our lord and dinosaur savior. That's what's written in the bible, right? Guys? I think I missed something. HAPPY EASTER.
But Jesus pays for it, he doesn't get it on the internet for free.
Jesus could really use some new rags.
Jesus had a +1.
Never let an old Spanish lady near your Jesus pumpkin.
Darth Vader is more like a Joseph figure.
May you let derp into your heart.
It's a sign from a poorly restored God.
She really got Jesus' nose perfect.
And the lord reached out his hand, and the man said, "Can you put me down now?"