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This lead to the best book report of all time. picture This lead to the best book report of all time.
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"Okay, fine, we'll say grace before eating. You know you could have just asked, right?"

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"So anime hasn't been invented yet? Okay, I'll just toss you around in front of a camera then."

Better than their second choice name, "Fiery Death Coffins." picture Better than their second choice name, "Fiery Death Coffins."
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Can't you see you're tearing this family apart? Oh, that's why you did it?

"Just mail us a VHS and in less than a week, your films can appear on the World Wide Web!" picture "Just mail us a VHS and in less than a week, your films can appear on the World Wide Web!"
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"Dad! I told you, you could only DJ my rave if you didn't embarrass me."

This generation's mailboxes are so confusing. picture This generation's mailboxes are so confusing.
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He must be celebrating his new hip.

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Extra! Extra! Read all about how this is going to happen to you, too.

Skype: Forcing you to actually look at Aunt Sheila's goiter since 1952. picture Skype: Forcing you to actually look at Aunt Sheila's goiter since 1952.
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He's doing God's work. God's unbearable, earsplitting work.

"Facebook. Much like cigarettes, I recommend it to all my patients for a more youthful and healthy lifestyle." picture "Facebook. Much like cigarettes, I recommend it to all my patients for a more youthful and healthy lifestyle."
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"I love you, you love me--but not in a weird way, I'm here for your safety."

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So that's where Buscemis come from.

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When she was your age, these rides only cost a nickel.

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He was drowning in embarrassment.

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Computers may one day be able to emulate human emotion, but first they'll need to learn to emulate wedding DJs.

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I hope this is on Netflix.