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If The Titanic Trailer Told The Truth
To be honest, I won't be seeing this.
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Beach Dad Wears Son as a Hat
"In my eyes, I have no sun."
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Sea Turtle High Five
Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.
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Mantis Shrimp Solves Rubik's Cube
"Maybe 'jumbo shrimp' isn't an oxymoron after all." -regular moron
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Surfer Nearly Swallowed by a Whale
That would have been a whale of a death.
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Killer Whale Imitates Boat Motor
If you think that's good, you should hear his Jimmy Stewart.
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Crabs Take Over Ocean Floor
Someone tell me if you can eat them or not so I can decide if this is a good thing.
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Giant Stingray
He was immediately cast as the older brother in the new CBS sitcom, "Everybody Loves Sting Raymond."
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Seal Can't Believe he's Being Released Back into the Wild
"Wait a second, why aren't the sharks in their own ta--"
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Big Fish
Holy mackerel, I have no idea what kind of fish that is.
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Octopus Thinks it's a Beer
Drinking this is like drinking the worm in tequila, except you have to fight it first.
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Swimming in a Sea of Sardines
"You're gonna need a bigger pizza."
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Mimic Octopus
If you think it does a good scuttlefish, you have to see its Robert Deniro.
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Dolphin Accident
These clowns are supposed to be the second smartest species on the planet? Yeah right.
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Super Fun Wacky Cruise
"Weeeeee!"--Guy who doesn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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How Not to Park Your Jet Ski
Unless, you know, you're trying to drown yourself.
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Jet Landing Do-Over
This pilot was so embarrassed he'll never land on that aircraft carrier again.
