The abortion clinic needed a way to tell people who didn't speak English where they were.
Abortion? 'snow problem!
"Fortunatey for all democrats, it's been a warm spring."
Its about time someone offered an unlimited lifetime abortions plan!
That's one hell of an abortion.
Why is this in poor taste? It's about pensions.
"...... so, we dropped it on a neighbors doorstep with the note."
"At these prices, how can you afford not to get one?"
That's one giant uterus!
Try hanging these around campus...