Tag: Accidents (Page 10)

"Who gave us these directions!?" Picture "Who gave us these directions!?"
Did I do that? Picture Did I do that?
Talk about fun! Picture Talk about fun!
"What's with the sewing machine?" Picture "What's with the sewing machine?"
"I'm selling a car with air conditioning." Picture "I'm selling a car with air conditioning."
I said turn LEFT. Picture I said turn LEFT.
"This is why we don't have nice things." Picture "This is why we don't have nice things."
Wow, that was hard. Picture Wow, that was hard.
"Oh Snap." Picture "Oh Snap."
It jumped out in front of me. Darndest thing. Picture It jumped out in front of me. Darndest thing.
"We had to jack it onto a jet-ski trailer and drive it into the woods where it will now rest forever." Video "We had to jack it onto a jet-ski trailer and drive it into the woods where it will now rest forever."
The tide must have gone out. Picture The tide must have gone out.
I told you this would happen when you let blind people drive rally cars. Video I told you this would happen when you let blind people drive rally cars.
I've told you a thousand times - dogs can't drive cars! Picture I've told you a thousand times - dogs can't drive cars!
That settles it, I'm moving to Saint Louis. Video That settles it, I'm moving to Saint Louis.
Why this montage of airplane crashes it set to Far Behind by Candlebox, I do not know. Video Why this montage of airplane crashes it set to Far Behind by Candlebox, I do not know.
"The plane! The plane!" Picture "The plane! The plane!"
A confederate flag painted on top of a Dodge does not make you Luke Duke. Video A confederate flag painted on top of a Dodge does not make you Luke Duke.
"That parked car jumped out in front of me." Picture "That parked car jumped out in front of me."
He jumped out of a plane just to knock that jerk over. Video He jumped out of a plane just to knock that jerk over.
BETTER drivers wanted. Picture BETTER drivers wanted.
I've skipped exams because of lesser accidents in Grand Theft Auto. Picture I've skipped exams because of lesser accidents in Grand Theft Auto.
The sign's not there for decoration! Picture The sign's not there for decoration!
Faulty break lines caused this beer delivery tragedy. The engineer, who was tried by the a chapter of Kappa Sigma Beta, received a dozen consecutive life sentences. Picture Faulty break lines caused this beer delivery tragedy. The engineer, who was tried by the a chapter of Kappa Sigma Beta, received a dozen consecutive life sentences.