It doesn't say "no parking" anywhere.
That's a pretty massive headbut.
Look how far under the bridge he got. That's actually kind of impressive.
Oh no Timmy! Look out!
Good news dad, I got into Bentley College!
Just cut your losses and make it a spaceship.
No, she's the fat one!
I hope you guys like having your flight delayed.
"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which is the deceleratrix."
Look officer, I said "I'm sorry." What else do you want from me?
"Cab Drivers. You figure they would be able to drive with all their practice right?"
Boss! I did it again!
A home-made public service announcement. Don't drive your SUV at high speeds on the beach!
The bicycle magnet is a success!
"One of the most horrific crashes we have ever seen." Enjoy!
Oh, haha, yeah I didn't see that at all.
Oh boy this is it! My first car chase!
The driver was probably okay... right?
The maximum height is not a suggestion.
He'll never be able to complain about his luck ever again.
Looks like god needs to go back to flight school.