Tag: Accidents (Page 2)

This woman dropped a tennis ball under her seat and thought this was the best way to get it rolling back up. Picture This woman dropped a tennis ball under her seat and thought this was the best way to get it rolling back up.
Is this Country Kitchen Buffet? Picture Is this Country Kitchen Buffet?
The guy who adds the days to the sign wet his bed last night. Picture The guy who adds the days to the sign wet his bed last night.
Go into the light. Feel its warmth melt all your pain away. Picture Go into the light. Feel its warmth melt all your pain away.
Too fast, Too frozen Picture Too fast, Too frozen
Little more. Little more. Keep going. You've got another foot or so. Picture Little more. Little more. Keep going. You've got another foot or so.
Burn Victim Picture Burn Victim
You've been CHUCK'D. Picture You've been CHUCK'D.
It really stinks to get in a bike accident. Picture It really stinks to get in a bike accident.
Must've also forgot she could delete comments. Picture Must've also forgot she could delete comments.
Everybody thought the van was unsinkable too. Picture Everybody thought the van was unsinkable too.
He's both illiterate AND an ass. I guess it's not that surprising. Picture He's both illiterate AND an ass. I guess it's not that surprising.
I have an idea, let me try putting it in reverse... Picture I have an idea, let me try putting it in reverse...
This only happened because the van driver for Google Street View honked his horn. Then he threw a frisbee at the kid's head. Picture This only happened because the van driver for Google Street View honked his horn. Then he threw a frisbee at the kid's head.
Note to self: don't sled down big hills on dining hall trays. Picture Note to self: don't sled down big hills on dining hall trays.
Surprise! Picture Surprise!
"tis but a flesh wound." Picture "tis but a flesh wound."
Midas reassured me this was all part of the repair process. Picture Midas reassured me this was all part of the repair process.
The hills in San Francisco are like speedbumps for douchebags. Picture The hills in San Francisco are like speedbumps for douchebags.
This is the text message I got from my cousin, "I'm fine, watching 2 dogs fuckin, ran off the road climbed a bank and flipped." He totaled the truck. Picture This is the text message I got from my cousin, "I'm fine, watching 2 dogs fuckin, ran off the road climbed a bank and flipped." He totaled the truck.
Don't drive and talk on your cell phone, but if you HAVE to definitely don't drink too. Picture Don't drive and talk on your cell phone, but if you HAVE to definitely don't drink too.
Chicken nuggets all over the place? Anyone caught in that accident is so lucky. Picture Chicken nuggets all over the place? Anyone caught in that accident is so lucky.
Put your car in our truck! Picture Put your car in our truck!
Fanta Inc. would like to apologize for any inconvenience caused by this accident. Please, accept our apologies and this` lifetime supply of Fanta. Picture Fanta Inc. would like to apologize for any inconvenience caused by this accident. Please, accept our apologies and this` lifetime supply of Fanta.