Picture "I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which is the deceleratrix."
Picture Have you ever seen that lame scene in a sitcom where two fat people both tried to squeeze through the same door?
Picture "She was drunk and backed over the gas pump and the station caught on fire. It was her second dui that year." It's amazing how much trust we put in other humans to just not do stuff like that, and how this woman broke that trust.