Tag: Accidents (Page 5)

The sign, which apparently he couldn't read either, says "Stop Vehicles Here. Ramp Ends." Picture The sign, which apparently he couldn't read either, says "Stop Vehicles Here. Ramp Ends."
Interesting, I know one that's out of work. He has no references though. Picture Interesting, I know one that's out of work. He has no references though.
Tell me when to cut the wheel. Picture Tell me when to cut the wheel.
Nice move. Picture Nice move.
Q: What did the sky diving camel say when his parachute wouldn't open? Picture Q: What did the sky diving camel say when his parachute wouldn't open?
"Who gave us these directions!?" Picture "Who gave us these directions!?"
Did I do that? Picture Did I do that?
Talk about fun! Picture Talk about fun!
"What's with the sewing machine?" Picture "What's with the sewing machine?"
"I'm selling a car with air conditioning." Picture "I'm selling a car with air conditioning."
I said turn LEFT. Picture I said turn LEFT.
"This is why we don't have nice things." Picture "This is why we don't have nice things."
Wow, that was hard. Picture Wow, that was hard.
"Oh Snap." Picture "Oh Snap."
It jumped out in front of me. Darndest thing. Picture It jumped out in front of me. Darndest thing.
The tide must have gone out. Picture The tide must have gone out.
I've told you a thousand times - dogs can't drive cars! Picture I've told you a thousand times - dogs can't drive cars!
"The plane! The plane!" Picture "The plane! The plane!"
"That parked car jumped out in front of me." Picture "That parked car jumped out in front of me."
BETTER drivers wanted. Picture BETTER drivers wanted.
I've skipped exams because of lesser accidents in Grand Theft Auto. Picture I've skipped exams because of lesser accidents in Grand Theft Auto.
The sign's not there for decoration! Picture The sign's not there for decoration!
Faulty break lines caused this beer delivery tragedy. The engineer, who was tried by the a chapter of Kappa Sigma Beta, received a dozen consecutive life sentences. Picture Faulty break lines caused this beer delivery tragedy. The engineer, who was tried by the a chapter of Kappa Sigma Beta, received a dozen consecutive life sentences.
Photoshop: My Anti-Drug. Picture Photoshop: My Anti-Drug.