CollegeHumor: Advice http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/advice Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /video/6769171 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6769171/10-reasons-to-have-sex-every-day 10 Reasons to Have Sex Every Day Mon, 14 May 2012 11:32:25 -0400 /embed/6764453 http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6764453/auto-tuned-wedding-advice-song Auto-Tuned Wedding Advice Song Thu, 03 May 2012 12:39:07 -0400 /video/6757738 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6757738/how-to-remember-the-name-of-someone-you-just-met How to Remember the Name of Someone You Just Met Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:33:14 -0400 /video/6741726 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6741726/cop-gives-pie-advice Cop Gives Pie Advice Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:43:23 -0400 /article/6737525 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6737525/lessons-in-third-wheeling Lessons in Third Wheeling Thu, 08 Mar 2012 16:02:43 -0500
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This spring break trip was supposed to be you, Mike, Steve and Steve’s girlfriend Annie. But Mike dropped out and now you’re third wheeling for a week. Here are some tips for how to deal with that:

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Football season is great: it brings friends together, television commercials get better, the games give you an excuse to get your day-drunk on. Best of all, though, is that it p...]]> /article/6661424 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6661424/job-interview-dos-and-donts Job Interview Dos and Don'ts Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:25:34 -0500
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That’s the way the cookie crumbles. Especially if it’s a lame-ass gluten free cookie.

Listen to your Heart. And then listen to The Indigo Girls. Compare and Contrast.

You’re only as old as you feel. And my, your skin feels papery.

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Get a pack of Big League Chew and share it with everyone. They will say “Ann is so nice” plus they will owe you big time.

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“Let’s all live together,” you say to two of your most loyal college pals. “I’m serious. We should get an apartment.” You feel like a genius for even suggesting the arrangement, as if you’ve made a giant leap forward into adulthood and defeated the specter of your fleeting youth all at once. ...]]> /article/6458705 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6458705/your-roaring-20s-a-guide-to-post-college-life-part-i Your Roaring 20's: A Guide to Post-College Life, Part I Tue, 22 Mar 2011 21:27:58 -0400 You’re 13 months out of college, and life isn’t exactly what you’d imagined it would be. The launch of your social networking site, FriendFrenzy, stalled after the one computer science major you know refused to accept Farmville coins as payment. Creative writing aspirations flickered out when your submissions to Snarker.com were first rejected, then posted, but only so anonymo...]]> /article/6403922 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6403922/advice-about-making-phone-calls-for-cripplingly-awkward-people Advice About Making Phone Calls, for Cripplingly Awkward People Tue, 25 Jan 2011 17:12:18 -0500

Think About What You’re Going to Say Before You Say It


Planning what you’re going to say before you dial can help give the call some structure, cut down on some of the awkward silences, and maybe even give it some purpose. It’s one thing to beat around the bush by exchanging pleasantries, but others will quickly grow tired of your “um“s and “What was I going to say?“s. Particularly when you’re phoning 911 about your elderly neighbor’s spill down the stairs. That said, planning what you’re going to say before making a call can be a double-edged sword. If you spend too much time thinking about it and over-analyze, you run the risk of babbling utter nonsense or completely psyching yourself out of using the phone at all. If you fancy yourself an actor, you can try writing out “lines” for yourself and think of the call as a performance. But if you aren’t theatrically inclined, you should probably skip the phone script, because you’ll end up sounding something like Michael Phelps on Saturday Night Live (but worse, because you’ll be on the phone and Will Forte isn’t there to save you).
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