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Take that, God.
That's just how the Eiffel Tower's shadow looks in winter.
Talk about penetrating the opposition's defense!
This is the Megazord that the flamingos turn into when a predator is near. It has the power to look slightly cool, but has no defense whatsoever.
The virgin is mobile. I repeat. The virgin is mobile.
In all fairness they searched for Ed Hardy stores in the area.
I live at the corner of Gooch and Bam Swallow ROAD, Mr. Postman. You're looking for Gooch and Bam Swallow LANE. Two blocks south.
OK, have you tried getting on your roof? Or better yet, climb up the chimney. And start a roaring fire in the fireplace so it's super easy to see the smoke from your house, then let us know.
The forecast for this evening: clear, unless you live in the three mile radius circle of unholy downpour.
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times: God has a nice little perch to gaze from.
Now if they could all just find a hole. Something warm (like Florida!).
Race you to the tip!
Hey man, your dog's really small, but I guess it's soft so that makes up for the lack of size.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.