Fight for Your Flight to Departy picture Fight for Your Flight to Departy

I'd like to ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check into my flight.

From Bierrr

| 1 comment | May 09, 2012
Easter Island Head Statue on Baggage Carousel picture Easter Island Head Statue on Baggage Carousel

"Yes, I did just get back from Easter Island. How did you know?"

From RomanGlvac

| 6 comments | May 08, 2012
TSA Searches Baby picture TSA Searches Baby

"We have received word from a reliable source that your child might be carrying a 'boom-boom.'"

| 5 comments | May 17, 2011
Grandpa? picture Grandpa?

| 46 comments | March 08, 2011
We'd really have something to worry about if that breast implants statistic wasn't an even number. picture We'd really have something to worry about if that breast implants statistic wasn't an even number.

| 8 comments | February 28, 2011
"That's MISTER Loose Women to you sir. Now take me to the nearest whore house please." picture "That's MISTER Loose Women to you sir. Now take me to the nearest whore house please."

| 21 comments | December 15, 2010
His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates. picture His motto: Private screenings for cleaning privates.

| 14 comments | November 24, 2010
"Sir, we're going to have to ask you one last time. Please remove the box." picture "Sir, we're going to have to ask you one last time. Please remove the box."

| 21 comments | November 23, 2010
Let people cry wolf a couple times. Then do it for real. picture Let people cry wolf a couple times. Then do it for real.

From Alex Cooper

| 20 comments | August 31, 2010
Clearly her sweatpants are in the wash picture Clearly her sweatpants are in the wash

| 21 comments | July 06, 2010
It's always the ones you least expect that start the revolution. picture It's always the ones you least expect that start the revolution.

From Jamie Reynolds

| 11 comments | April 30, 2010
When it comes to blind people there's only one rule: No horsing around. picture When it comes to blind people there's only one rule: No horsing around.

| 22 comments | March 17, 2010
North Carolina's new airport terminal will be complete when Windows 7 is bug-free. picture North Carolina's new airport terminal will be complete when Windows 7 is bug-free.

From Oscar Sanchez

| 199 comments | November 13, 2009
John Hammond from Jurassic Park got lost on his way to another tropical island. picture John Hammond from Jurassic Park got lost on his way to another tropical island.

| 29 comments | October 26, 2009
He'll be pulling a lot of tail on that trip. Specifically the tail on his Catwoman action figure. picture He'll be pulling a lot of tail on that trip. Specifically the tail on his Catwoman action figure.

From Tony Starks

| 19 comments | September 07, 2009
Bow Before Ron picture Bow Before Ron

We're not worthy!

| 72 comments | September 03, 2009
Spring break just ain't spring break without Richard Simmons. picture Spring break just ain't spring break without Richard Simmons.

From Tommy

| 105 comments | April 06, 2009
These new Jet Blue terminals are making people a bit too comfortable. picture These new Jet Blue terminals are making people a bit too comfortable.

| 91 comments | March 20, 2009
She had to pay an extra $50 because her suitcase was "too f*cking fat". picture She had to pay an extra $50 because her suitcase was "too f*cking fat".

From Not Jerry

| 141 comments | December 06, 2008
Satisfying my life long fantasy of pissing off a nun. picture Satisfying my life long fantasy of pissing off a nun.

| 62 comments | May 07, 2008