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			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:57:24 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[If that's the case, my vuvuzela tells perfect time.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:33:11 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:17:17 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:32:16 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[We'll soon figure out a way to eat bacon WHILE sleeping. Enough of waiting for this stupid alarm clock to go off like a bunch of filthy animals.]]></description>
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			<title>Great invention? No. The greatest invention</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:56:37 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Take the pain away from waking up in the morning with this amazing alarm clock.]]></description>
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			<title>Fireworks Alarm Clock</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 01:14:31 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 15:35:48 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:53:02 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[We couldn't find any flower to antique him so we had to settle for this.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:36:21 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:58:12 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:11:31 -0500</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:04:39 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 14:15:02 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[We woke up our friend James by slapping him in the face with a defrosted sea bass.]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2006 17:47:19 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Don't you hate it when you set your alarm clock for 4 am when you meant to set it for 4 pm?]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:11:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[New contest - who can elicit the highest pitched scream from a roommate by waking them up with a dead animal head?]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:05:11 -0500</pubDate>
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