Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Bookshelf Hooch Hider
He also gave up his wife and kids, though that wasn't voluntary.
He calls the house looking for the dog. She always knew how to take care of him.
Two guys are going homo Solo tonight.
He really shouldn't have bought a round of chicken nuggets for everyone there.
Thirty minutes later, he crawled into the giant bouncy ball display. No one's seen him since.
Admit it, you looked at Ireland first, you racist
I'll buy it. Tomorrow.
This is rumored to be the bar tab of Iron Maiden, but it's actually from a concert attendee trying to forget that he paid $30 for an Iron Maiden show.
I'm the baby, gotta drug me!
Dr. Doolittle's alcoholism is getting out of hand...
Sherry expert/ professional alcoholic/ experienced in assisting parental homicide for underage drinkers.
"The Squid: This is the best drinking apparatus I have ever constructed. 5 gallons of beer go in the top and teams of 3 on each hose. Patent Pending."
Warms the heart and and soul.
The Essential Elements of The College Story
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