Um, it's only disgusting if you have good taste.
Good thing she has that towel. She'd look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.
All aboard the good ship martini!
This would probably make those water cooler chats a little more interesting.
Did you have a fun time at Grandma's house?
The perfect relationship.
Oh, sure, you're one to judge. If I remember correctly, you and your bottle were inseparable for years.
Tastes like sweat.
Why do you even need a reason?
Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.
Mmmmmmm, nothing goes together like beer and sand.
This pairs nicely with a good carpenter ant.
Well, here's the best park ever designed.
Then it falls and shatters on the bottom of the machine.
Like father like son.