Definitely a good choice.
I've got a splitting headache.
Now with extra Cialis.
It's that time of the Friday night.
The future is through this door. You just have to stumble through it.
If you combine their powers, you can summon Captain Procrastination.
It has a delicate urine-y aroma and a strong oaky finish.
Kids say the darndest things that definitely aren't true, ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SWEETIE?
At least it's virgin.
Plus - your hangover'll leave before you even wake up.
Your faithful partner, in sickness and in health.
I'm calling it. Everyone leave, you've already embarrassed yourselves.
"Lol, stampede coming."
Freckles added for flavor.
Who said alcoholism can't be efficient?
Heavy alcohol consumption increases risk of creating a creepy sign.
Hydration is an important part of exercise, but so is cheap booze.
She just needs some tough love, that's all.
Finally, an explanation for why I'm so attractive.
The couch must be off the wagon.
Dude, you can't spell teamwork without those words. I don't know I'm so drunk right now.
Listen, son, you're gonna have to learn about this sometime. Now quit whining and drink your Jack Daniels.
Getting drunk isn't a game, you guys, it's work.
"Can you take this again? I think my eyes were closed."