Ke$ha finally started that toothpaste line she's always talked about.
Tastes just as horrible on the way back up.
Good thing she has that towel. She'd look like a total mess if she spilled on herself.
All aboard the good ship martini!
This would probably make those water cooler chats a little more interesting.
Did you have a fun time at Grandma's house?
The perfect relationship.
Oh, sure, you're one to judge. If I remember correctly, you and your bottle were inseparable for years.
Tastes like sweat.
Why do you even need a reason?
Taking the "pre" part of pre-gaming seriuosly.
Mmmmmmm, nothing goes together like beer and sand.
This pairs nicely with a good carpenter ant.
Well, here's the best park ever designed.
Then it falls and shatters on the bottom of the machine.
Like father like son.
"I made use of my truck bed by filling it with ice, dry ice, coolers of food, and most importantly...brews. (Water for those who didn't go to UD or didn't have enough midichlorian counts)"
Great Odin's raven!
No, Mom, I swear I spent all the money you gave me last semester on books.
Like what? You mean like thiiiiiis?