Picture There were cans everywhere, man, everywhere. We didn't even know what we were drinking, for fuck's sake. The Booze War was hell, man. Pure hell.
Picture "My friend works as a fork lift Operator at Budweiser in Fort. Collins, CO. Every once in a while he gets something interesting. This is canned water that Bud sent to the Katrina Victims."
Picture No, I'm still not getting rapist. Could you smile a little wider, and maybe point at her? Yes, that's it! Perfect!
Picture "Only the tractor loving rednecks will appreciate the alice chalmers symbols for where the cups go."
Picture Christmas season moves up every year. In 2006, it starts the day before Halloween. Next year it'll be in September.
Picture Why do girls judge us by our personalities, and not our beer pong tables? I just don't get women.