America and Iraq have called it quits, but there's the little issue of a bunker in the oven.
The Romney campaign had a real snafu last night with their new iPhone app, because one of the pro-Mitt photo-taking skins spelled our country's name as "Amercia". Tumblr jumped right on the mista …
The most exciting thing to happen to baseball since the National Anthem.
Statue of Lipidy.
They say that now, but if Obama changes his name to Bark--all bets are off.
You can't tell a lie if you have no one to tell it to.
This guy bless America.
His other hand had "Meet Barack Obama" on it.
Hose and talent not included.
Health care and industrial-strength slacks for everyone.
"Wait, who might become president?"
Texas elected, Reddit approved.
"To infinity and maybe some day the presidency. I hope."
He also sent over enough cootie shots for the whole platoon, so give him a break.
He really "Schruted" that whole marriage thing.
I'm with CoCo as NewNew.