If their roof ever catches fire that's 10yrs to Life.
So that's how it ends? Good to know, good to know.
Thanks, Captain Obvious!
This screams AMERICA!
"This is my American Studies professor."
"...which is why all the red stripes are missing."
When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
USA! USA!
USA! USA! USA!
Couldn't agree more.
Now there's a guy who loves freedom.
Jihad that!

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