CollegeHumor: American Psycho

Patrick Bateman

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:36:32 -0400

Three months of preparation, and actual hooker blood.

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:51:02 -0400

Not pictured: Carl Weathers stuffing the complimentary fruit in the middle of the table into his pockets.

Finally, something Patrick Bateman and Jason Bateman have in common

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:35:29 -0400

Patrick Bateman meets Tobias Funke.

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Sat, 17 Apr 2010 01:06:23 -0400

Yeah it totally blocks my bedroom window, but it's worth it.

Kristianne Baille

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:57:18 -0500

So wait, which one is the teenage girl detective and which one is the 30-year-old serial killer?

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Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:54:03 -0400

Don't just stare at it.

American Psycho Music Video

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:54:15 -0400

Miles Fisher covers The Talking Heads' "This Must Be The Place" in this awesome music video. Don't just look at it. Hear it.

Seven Movie Posters That Almost Were

Wed, 27 May 2009 15:55:29 -0400

Traditionally, historians don’t like to play “what if” with history. You can’t change the past, so better to focus on what did happen, not what could have happened. Of course, while history majors were getting their PhD’s, the rest of us were hanging around our dorms, wondering what it’d be like if some of our favorite films had went with their original leading men.
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Patrick Bateman

Sun, 02 Nov 2008 23:04:39 -0500

Do you like American Psycho? When it first came out, it didn't receive too much fanfare, though upon strong DVD sales, and a cult movement, many consider it the movie of 2000.

How I Imagined the Christian Bale Alleged Assault Occurred

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:30:53 -0400

Christian Bale: …Although you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours. I simply am not there…

Christian’s Mother: Thanks for…telling us that, honey.
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American Psycho With A Toddler

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:11:36 -0400

His blankets really are stained with cranberry juice.

American Psycho: Re-Enactment

Fri, 09 May 2008 14:12:06 -0400

It was a long night, so friends and I decided to re-create our favorite scene from American Psycho.

American Psycho - Romantic Comedy

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:30:44 -0500

A romantic comedy with a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the movie a big boost.

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Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:19:40 -0400

Do you like Huey Lewis?

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Wed, 07 Mar 2007 13:53:30 -0500

"The inspiration was American Psycho. It's a shitty angle, but you can sort of see that the guy is kissing his biceps. My friend Erin and I were getting towards the end of this snow sculpture when code enforcement showed up. The asshole called fo...

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Mon, 30 Oct 2006 16:02:05 -0500

A real chainsaw is the kind of thing that sets this Patrick Bateman apart.

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Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:21:12 -0500

A female as a naked chainsaw wielding Patrick Bateman.... and a skull-fucking clown.

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Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:18:48 -0500

Patrick Bateman