Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Don't Roar too loudly, the guy behind you is trying to sleep.
That's one badass ride.
Gotta ride 'em all!
They're official amusement park ride testers. This is serious business folks, step aside.
He's reading "The Curse of the Douchy Finger-Pointing Rollercoaster Rider."
Six Flags is the last place the police look for dead bodies. The first is that weird amusement park 2 towns over with rollercoasters made entirely out of wood.
Some people express fear in different ways.
Building a card tower on a rollercoaster is almost as funny as THE HOUSE OF CARDS OUR ECONOMY WAS BASED ON FOR THE PAST DECADE. LIFE'S A HOUSE OF CARDS PEOPLE. OPEN YOUR EYES!
A ninja always knows where the Just For Fun Calaway Park Log Ride camera is. Mind Your Surroundings!
One of the better rides, if you don't mind the line.
So a demon and an angel go on a rollercoaster...
Shoe phones AND Power Ranger shirts? They must've gotten so much action that day.
"Grabbin' my chicks boobs at Knott's Berry Farm while my friend was getting dome from his girl in the seat behind us." Classic Knott's.
Many pieces were lost that day that shall never be recovered, but let us never forget the horrible tragedy that occurred that day at Six Flags. Also 3 children went missing; 1 presumed dead.
The highest level of zen is when you don't get angry if a 6 year old rams you.
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