Someone please submit a shark in a corgi costume now.
You don't want to be able to hear his thoughts. They're very dark.
First it has to be processed, THEN it's put in a burning brown paper bag.
Someone tell him how many YouTube views he has. Maybe that'll cheer him up.
"It's still funny when he falls over, just not as funny as we initially hoped." - worst dog owner ever
That cat doesn't need to resemble a shark to be scary.
He just took the Chicken Dance song to a whole new x-rated level.
This is what happens when you whip out the cock.
Just play dead! Just play dead!