Tag: Animal Sex (Page 8)

You know it's a bad day when your dinner is having sex on your head. Picture You know it's a bad day when your dinner is having sex on your head.
"I guess they really like turtles?" Picture "I guess they really like turtles?"
"I'd have to say the funniest part was the ugly pregnant monkey watching in dismay while eating mass quantities of shrubbery. Good times." Picture "I'd have to say the funniest part was the ugly pregnant monkey watching in dismay while eating mass quantities of shrubbery. Good times."
Turtles having sex is something you have to hear one day too. Picture Turtles having sex is something you have to hear one day too.
That's just sad, man. Picture That's just sad, man.
"Llamas screwing at Macchu Picchu. Notice all the tourists who are more interested in the hot llama sex than the thousands of years old spectacle around them." Picture "Llamas screwing at Macchu Picchu. Notice all the tourists who are more interested in the hot llama sex than the thousands of years old spectacle around them."
"Time for a new hunting dog." Picture "Time for a new hunting dog."
They are the original odd couple! Picture They are the original odd couple!
Meeeeoooooow. Picture Meeeeoooooow.
I remember when I first learned about the birds and the turtles. Picture I remember when I first learned about the birds and the turtles.
"When a dominant male mounts a female during breedin season, it's for reproduction." Picture "When a dominant male mounts a female during breedin season, it's for reproduction."
bzzz....bzzz! BZZZ! Picture bzzz....bzzz! BZZZ!
Don't worry baby, I know the rhythm method. Picture Don't worry baby, I know the rhythm method.
Didn't even buy me a steak dinner first. Picture Didn't even buy me a steak dinner first.
I get the point, I'll slow down. Picture I get the point, I'll slow down.
I don't think they have a road sign for this yet. If they do, someone send a picture in. Picture I don't think they have a road sign for this yet. If they do, someone send a picture in.
Squirrels often forget where they bury their nuts. Picture Squirrels often forget where they bury their nuts.
"Shame On Seaworld." Picture "Shame On Seaworld."
My "O" face. Picture My "O" face.
Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself. Picture Well, she certainly seems to be enjoying herself.
Got milk? Picture Got milk?
Ohhhhhhh.... that's how turtles do it. Picture Ohhhhhhh.... that's how turtles do it.
"Kangaroo-style" Picture "Kangaroo-style"
"Even Prehistoric dudes knew what was up. Must have gotten lonely in those huts." Picture "Even Prehistoric dudes knew what was up. Must have gotten lonely in those huts."