The lesson here: never try.
Gyllenhaal is the Swedish word for crayon.
They're like Justin Biebirds.
It's actually a regular-sized turtle being held by a mutant teenager.
My hair is a bird, your arrest is invalid.
His tongue is like a giant spoon, man.
"Yo, you betta' get that camera out mah face!"
Now don't go spending it all on one revenge plot.
Doggie style has always been unorthodox.
So cute that it might be evil.
One man's cute is another man's terrible allergy trigger.
"That's a great idea--but what's a microwave?"
It's a good thing he's got that insurance.