His victims can only travel in daylight. Tough luck.
Duct tape really can do anything. Now if only they had it on the Titanic.
Not a problum.
If this doesn't break your heart, you have no soul (or are the person whose slippers he ate).
The village will feast for a millenia (as foretold by the prophecy)
Like a googly-eyed deer in headlights.
"That camera shuttered--disqualified!"
"Got milk? I'll make it worth your while."
What happens when you feed the wildlife (plutonium).
"But not this cute outfit though, right?" - owner
Look on the bright side, at least it wasn't an emu.
You should've seen her face when she caught him cheating.
The table remembers so you don't have to.
Relatively speaking, of course.
"That's okay, son. Don't worry about putting on that helmet."
"Hoo told you?"
LOLCAT lol no more.
Oh shit, mom's home.
Is there anything more beautiful than a single man and his cat?
Spokesperson for Dos Ouchies.
I think I might start carrying my lunch that way, too.
This is his Vietnam.