Dolphins are one of the smartest amputated arm tattoos in the world.
Eat their feelings.
Oversized smurf really doesn't give a shit
If anybody takes one it's false advertising.
He was dropped on his head as a puppy.
He practices safe sex, so you don't have to worry about him forgetting to baguette.
You can't even say the words "walk" or "Satan" around him without him going bonkers.
He was immediately cast as the older brother in the new CBS sitcom, "Everybody Loves Sting Raymond."
Quit being so neighgative.
"For the last time, Roy, calling it 'Cat Catstle' would make zero sense."
"I get that you have a degree in Interior Design, but this is uncalled for."
They broke up when she asked for babies and all he could give her was rabies.
Looking for funny shapes in clouds is just SO 2010.
Why you should always spay or neuter your pets.
Exactly like this, pledges.
Me haz too much cap nit
I guess he had a little too much Barkardi
Or grant me canadian bacon... Eh?
Chewie is my co-pilot
Sadly, he'd soon find out that even walls are subject to the wrath of Mondays.
A real gut punch of logic.
Be prepared to hear from Shrek's lawyer--he loves cats.
"Sweet! KFC week at Chipotle."